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pbs4real:
hahaha hahaha truck go sell u. . . .trust me

he no fit

No 6...he will be the new abraham

Truckpusher:
Tell me nau.

it means 'this one nah talk'?

pbs4real:
oya mi lé nu oo

leave Truckpusher,,i just bring am come from village yesterday

Truckpusher:
What's shoro niyen?

ask google

Truckpusher:
What's shoro niyen?

ask google

chudi55:
See onni most senior wife hand, it be like odudu cameleon wey want to change him skin colour, bleaching has done a lot of bad to human life

how did you see it just now?

Truckpusher:
What's my fuccking business ? someone else would.

Better start making your strategic move before you get beaten at your own game - Black girls code 101.

shoro niyen??

Truckpusher:
Stop talking and do the needful.

am not doing it

Truckpusher:
Mine has more pink. I hope you won't stain mine?

won't you thank God that fine girl want to stain you?

Truckpusher:
Kiss me instead.

u want to taste pink lips?

Truckpusher:
Kiss me instead.

u want to taste pink lips?

ladyF:
Lol

share with your followers

Teacher:kids what does the chicken give you?
Student:meat
teacher:very good!now what does the pig give you?
Student:bacon
teacher:great!and what does the fat cow give you?
Student:home work!



The teacher asked jimmy,"why is your cat at school today jimmy?" jimmy replied crying,"because i heard my daddy tell mummy "i am goint to eat that p*ssy of yours once jimmy leaves for school today


roses ar red,your blood too
you look like a monk*ey,and belong to a zoo
donot worry,i'll be there too
not in the cage but to laugh at you!




A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem.so she asked anyone who tought they were stupi*d to standup 'one kid stood up' and the teacher was surprised and said she did'nt think anyone would standup so she asked him "why did you standup? He answered 'i don't want to leave you standing up by yourself'



when ever your 'ex' says, you will never find someone like me,"the answer to this is "that is the point




light travel faster than sound that is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak!




A family is at the dinner table "the son asks the father,dad how many kind of b**bs ar there?. The father,surprised answered the son,'a woman goes through three phases ,,in her 20s a woman b**bs are like melon,round and firm. In her 30s and 40s ,they are like pears,still nice,hanging a bit ,,after 50,they are like onions". 'onions?' the son asks "yes you see them and they make you cry. This infuriated his wife and daughter . The daughter asks 'how many kind of d*cks are there?' the mother smiles and says , a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s a man's d*ck is like an oak tree,in his 30s and 40s its like a birch,flexible but reliable,after 50s its like a christmas tree' "a christmas tree?" asked the daughter.. "yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration"




a man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decided that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,but would give them a clue and let them guess.the dad said,"well its what your mummy calls me sometimes" the little girl screamed to her brother "don't eat it! Its an a*ss hole"



You can add yours!

Truckpusher:
In fact I will stay here until my people will come and drag me out.

i will frog you out

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

wetin?

Truckpusher:
I'm already on my way out .

go

Truckpusher:
Tiptoes into thread.

you are not invited

Truckpusher:
Tiptoes into thread.

you are not invited

What is going on here

Nope but everyone in the church knows it

Tell him to ask google