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MizTyna:
*dashes under d bed,brings out cartons of dildos and vibrators*

Op,does that answer your question?

lols silly

lefulefu:
yes and u ladies love it when we lie

nop we don't

scentmarlc:
" It was a sparkling evening. I returned home from work early. Even the lagos traffic couldnt deter me from getting home on time, coz have got a function to attend. Am a young CEO and i know my way around. I took my shower and wore my bestb cloth, it was necessary for the occassion"

"I love my ride. A c350 benz formatic. The journey all d way to the venue was itch free. A pleasant sail i must say..... As i got closer to the venue, Eko hotels and suite, i could see the lots of paparazzis waiting for me. Wooow!!!!!. "

"In my usual swagger i alighted graciously. Shotz and glitz reels from their cameras. I was the cynosure of all eyes. I giggled inside. As i entered the hall, left right and center, people looked on as i went for my seat in the VVIP corner. Ohh, money is good"

"The award dineer started a bit late, but the wait was worth it. Different artiste performed before the calling of the award started. ...Alas, i was standing right there, proud and all ginning...THE YOUNGEST CEO AWARDEE....i reeled out a long speech of thanks and the audience wouldnt stop applauding. I grinned, smiled, and it was evident i was so happy"

" Because i had much to drink and who wouldnt wana taste all of those champaigne by the way.... I decided to use the gents. I remove my johnnystick and peed like there was no tomooorrow...........SCENTMARLCCCCCCCCCCCCCC, a loud voice echoed"

It was my mum and it was all a dream. Whaaat!!!. I looked around and i couldnt find my formatic benz. I looked at myself and i could see is my skinny bone, my ironed TM shirt gone. I looked down and all i found is my harmattan-infested bare feet, chaiii my italian shoe has dissapeared. God why!!!

Now that i have woken up i wondered why my mum was still staring angrily at me....shebi i don wake up nah. She nodded her head in pity and she finally said "scent oya touch yur trouser and see how you have bedwetted the whole bed wit dat yur tiny johnnystick"........yeeh chineke ooooo, so no be inside that Behind golden zinc for hotel rest room i weewee, na ontop my mama's one and only wrapper........awwwh God why me.?
.......... .............This happend several years ago ................
Today CelebrityLanders, i have a dream and it must come to pass. I have so many dreams, and becoming the next Mr Nairaland just happens the one i cant decide on my own. I need your support from this section. Back me up, support me, and make me your next king. I promise to be the best i can ever be and to respect all of your interest.
Thank you and God bless You all. I Love you.
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we are with you*smiles*

Jacksparrow0712:

put that tongue inside jhor

bastien:
lol saw it on Facebook oh, so I say make i share... Or is it bad?

*smiles*no dear

prettythicksme:
buhahahahahahahaha iranu abasha

you just hear am?

NinoBrown888:
why should I ?

cos am a celebrity

Boxer007:
My dear, no one cares about opposite sex because I don't. Do you?

yes,i do

NinoBrown888:
why ?

shey you dey interview me??

bastien:
me self no know but I think it's 60

why wont you know the answer of what you posted?

NinoBrown888:
why should I imagine that?

cos anything can happen in nigeria nowadays

NinoBrown888:
why..would they go on strike ?

just an imagination

NinoBrown888:
whad you mean on strike ?

by not seeing them,talking to them e.t.c

missclassy1:
[color=#000050]I will learn to deal with it.

Will make do with pictures and videos.[/color]

lols

scentmarlc:
yess dear. Have replied yur mail. Check it


Tanx alot dear **muahhhhh**

u are welcome*wink*

Ladies/guys,if your opposite sex are on strike for a year and you would'nt be able to see them nor talk to them
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REACTION??
As for me,i would feel very bored and lonely. what about you?

agarawu23:
God is in control

yes oh my bro in the lord

scentmarlc:
brozz i hail ooo. E gud as yu no contest ooo coz yu too fine. Abeg come team up with me, so dat me i goo fit dat yur broom wey yu wan tek sweep all d vote.

Bro, i zoom yu, nice joke

hope you are contesting

agarawu23:
He don help us already

but e never finish*wink*

agarawu23:
including kitchen and and toilet there is no where thieves can't hide their stolen item

abi ooh...God should help us

scentmarlc:
tanx my sista. I hav found solace in the comfortin hands of the mighty




Let me also use dis medium to officially ask for yur support, and vote. I will b glad to hv you...and i will be so proud. My contact is on my signature, kindly add me on whatssaP, my team wud giv anytin to have yu.

Once again, thanks for poppin in

you are highly welcome

sweetorgasm:
she will delibrately give me low score

eeya,do it and get your full mark but if she have H.I.V dats your prob oh

Op whats the answer?

sweetorgasm:
pls say smtin

if i were a guy,i would'nt do it

Its 21

sweetorgasm:
why

i don't know what to say

sweetorgasm:
easier said than done

*speechless*

sweetorgasm:
being an handsome guy to me as more or less been a curse than a blessing, from falling for temptations to doing what i am not suppose to do. "now my female lecturer is demanding for sex for she to give me AA in a 7 unit course, "should i report her or i should just do it and let it go? mature advice needed

sweetorgasm:
being an handsome guy to me as more or less been a curse than a blessing, from falling for temptations to doing what i am not suppose to do. "now my female lecturer is demanding for sex for she to give me AA in a 7 unit course, "should i report her or i should just do it and let it go? mature advice needed

do it/report her

MrCork:
^^^^so u tellin me if I pull out ma £28'000 (cash) range rover spot or even sef,take of ma shirt...u wouldn't jump on me??

...u bloooody LIER...truss me, u will jump & Wundt let go!

only a fool would do that

lefulefu:
but you naija girls love guys who lie .if i tell u right now that i am related to Oshiomole u will fall in love with me instanta .abi i lie?

you lie

Truckpusher:
So, na ghost ? you sabi whether me sef na ghost?

i know say nah ghost you be nah

Truckpusher:
You ran away when I am about to burst you here.

you cant try it,do you want to die?