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NinoBrown888:
Am using a smartphone.

NinoBrown888:
Am using a smartphone.

Truckpusher:
Why are you bending ya mouth.

Perfect lies are simply the ability not to lie and the ability not to say how it happened.


You've got to tell people what they really want to hear and not what happened, remember.

NinoBrown888:
you said except your boob? boobs do lie too you know?

prettythicksme:
oh really?how many days u want to have him with u?

Truckpusher:
I'm not talking about lying about one's status here and material gains.

I'm talking about not saying it the way it happened - Though some girls that are very greedy and selfish too can be taken on that roller coaster ride.

Yes ,I said it.

Truckpusher:
I'm not talking about lying about one's status here and material gains.

I'm talking about not saying it the way it happened - Though some girls that are very greedy and selfish too can be taken on that roller coaster ride.

Yes ,I said it.

Truckpusher:
Yes, you don't want to be caught changing ya stories especially when you're dealing with some freak of a smart ass lady.

You really need to be on top of ya game else you'll end up looking stupid - And first point of being ahead of anyone in anything is to put extra effort.

Truckpusher:
Yes, you don't want to be caught changing ya stories especially when you're dealing with some freak of a smart ass lady.

You really need to be on top of ya game else you'll end up looking stupid - And first point of being ahead of anyone in anything is to put extra effort.

Truckpusher:
That's not wickedness, it's called survival instinct.


Since every woman wants a fairy tale world, you simply create one for them and make them happy until reality hits them in the face by then it would have been fuccking late for ya both.

EroticAngelina:
They are insecure
They know how to lie about every thing, and they will be saying girls can lie. mtchew

prettythicksme:
Op u just knw dat?men are born with lies except my boo

Truckpusher:
She doesn't understand what perfect lies laced with some truth does to a girl's psyche.


Rule Number: Document your lies ,else you'll be caught pants down

Truckpusher:
Of course I usually tell them that I'm a humble truckpusher and the moment they believe that particular line and the lies starts flowing like High GOR wells.

Jarizod:
do I look like someone who does

Truckpusher:
Before nko, you lie to us we lie back to you. Na crime?

Do me, I do you God no go vex

NinoBrown888:
why do some gurls wear push-up bra, just to decieve guys?

NinoBrown888:
why do some gurls wear push-up bra, just to decieve guys?

Truckpusher:
No mind dem.

They want to be the only people that can lie about everything.

Jarizod:
Thank God its "some"
I dont

agarawu23:
yes ma

agarawu23:
yes ma

agarawu23:
I did research

agarawu23:
some Ladies can't even wash their panties well.

some ladies armpit is grown enough to train rabbit

agarawu23:
some Ladies can't even wash their panties well.

some ladies armpit is grown enough to train rabbit

agarawu23:
heartless woman
little boy, stealing will only shorten your life

Orijin101:
chai! too much of cartoon is too much

Orijin101:
chai! too much of cartoon is too much

SweetSoup:
Aisha Buhari is a business woman of international repute (in the UK at least), she can afford whatever she is putting on. In Islam a woman keep 100% of her earnings, the husband is not permitted to take even a kobo from her earnings. This may explain why President Buhari lives a modest lifestyle while she lives a flamboyant one. It would interest people to know that she is a beauty therapist and owns a big beauty shop in Kaduna and Abuja. Time will tell if she will turn out to be another flamboyant and extravagant First lady like Mama Peace.

Orijin101:
you are stubborn ooooo. . .
After giving you instruction that you shouldn't ask me how i did it, you still go ahead to ask me you need beating

Orijin101:
so, you want to cast it to everyone that you gave me an eyeglass, right?

BTW, check ur profile, i jez gave u 3likes, don't ask me how i did it

Orijin101:
so, you want to cast it to everyone that you gave me an eyeglass, right?

BTW, check ur profile, i jez gave u 3likes, don't ask me how i did it

Orijin101:
specially composed by prof grammarian Orijin101

Orijin101:
like mine 1st

Orijin101:
like mine 1st

Orijin101:
stop being a lionphant na

Orijin101:
stop being a lionphant na