kristina1:
How much are you having?

3-4k

ronald4lif:
Depending on your budget, I will suggest either of the folowing options; a wrist watch and/or necklace, a pair of trouser and shirt, an ipad or any smart phone, or a customised t-shirt of is favourite football club with his name written on it. You know what he likes and he seems not to have better than us, go get it for him. Please whichever you decide to buy get a cute flower attached to the present. And lastly, don't forget to spice up his day with that memorable birthday sex. It works like magic

tnx bro 4 ds. I tink I will go 4 a pair of trouser or a gud wrist watch( though he has 1 already)

iceberylin:



Lol.... asin that type weh porn-stars dh give

lol. ok o

iceberylin:
BJ

whats the meaning of Bj?

parrotibaba:
buy him undies? do u want him to proceed to another chick? buy him a watch or a pair of shoes...

babes shaaa! buying undies/boxers for guys since 13bc

tnx dear will gi check a gud palm sandals

goodmorning my wonderful nairalander's , please today happens to be my b.f birthday and I cant still figure out what to give him, please friends should I buy him undies or what can you people advice I give him?

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

chaii I don laugh so teh tears d roll down frm ma eyes.

100Cents:


I tot you are a virgin..

lol. something similar 2 that

mesoade:
thats pathetic . . But you can try me out na

lol you are not serious

Op are you OK? you open your stinky mouth and call her second hand simply because she has a child. May God 4giv you

ogahlouiskid18:
…When she walks for miles to see you.
——————————–
…When she says “sorry” even though she didn’t
do anything wrong.
——————————–
…When she cries because she still loves and
misses you.
——————————–
…When she still tries to get you back.
——————————–
…When she no matter how much you have hurt
her still loves you.
——————————–
…When she stops her argument with you to
save your relationship.
——————————–
…When she continuously makes you feel special
and tries to make you happy.
——————————–
…When she is upset but does not tell you as she
thinks she is annoying you.
——————————–
…When she wants to leave you because of your
rude behavior but she is not able to do so…

yea. I'm here

mesoade:
girls like this usually fall into the hands of the wrong guy and when the wrong guy treats her badly? . .





You know what wiil happen next.

you are absolutely right my dear. Na so I dey fall 4 wrong hand o

adonbilivit:
DID U SAY U ARE IN LOVE? IT SEEMS LIKE BONDAGE TO ME

iceberylin:

ŤĤÁŤŚ Ŷ ŤĤĔŶ ČÁĹĹ ŤhĔM ŴĔaĶ VĔŚŚĔĹŚ

hmmnnm

lawrenceunaa:
pls don't report yet

Just report after he might have killed u

Secondly , ain't u aware he's a cultist abi her GT preg don open ya eyes #nooffence

I wasn't away at that
initial stage it was later his friend told me

I will start praying immediately

01karma:
but if drink utapiapia will i die?

just try it and see if you will die, there's no harm in trying

100Cents:
You ladies will never quit telling lies...

I'm serious ok

01karma:
this a matter of life and death.. If i don't marry her, i will kill my self. Pls advice me.

what are u waiting 4? utapiapia isn't that expensive you know

Rilwayne001:


Why would you date a cultist in the first place

It was later I got to know

Arva:
Better report the idi0t to the police and don't lett the idi0t cherish death over ur life.

that's exactly what I intend doing.

iceberylin:
ÁŃĎ ŴĤĔŃ ŶŐÚ ĞĔŤ PŔĔĞŃÁŃŤ ĤĔ ŴŐŃŤ ĹŐVĔ Ú ÁŃŶMŐŔĔ



ŶŐÚ ĶŃĔŴ ĤĔ'Ś Á ČÚĹŤĨŚŤ ŶĔŤ ÁČČĔPŤĔĎ ĤĨM.. ĞĨŔĹŚ ŤĤŐ

I never knew, it was later his friend told me and when I ask him he said if there's anything wrong with that

When we met, he never told me that he has a girl that's pregnant 4 him, few months later he decided to tell me everything and that he doesn't love her but he will take care of her till she put to birth. I want to quit the relationship because I don't like trouble. He loves me so much and so do I but I can't just continue again.
he's threatening to kill me if I live him. I'm really scared o because he's a cultist. should I report him to the police? please I need mature advice asap

Not all girls will mess up there. its all about determination. as 4 me I have determined not to mess up when I get there afterall is just 3weeks.


op I belief your babe wont Bleep up if she truly love u so trust her

Chillext:
How do you call these colours in your local dialect?

* Green
* Pink
* Purple
* Brown
* Blue
* Red
* Grey
* Orange
* Violet
* Indigo

Green-colour mfang ukom
red- ndaida
brown-colour nkarafang
grey- colour iwatt
lol i try na

katzz: She must tell her ex, he deserves to know and take responsibility. It takes two to tango. Abortion was never an option, she might never get pregnant again if she does. It happens sometimes.

tnx 4 ur advice

Jackeeh: Apaaaaa!!! Translation - NEPAaaaaaaaa

exactly my daughter's first word

valdes00:
Hehehehe.... An angel visited her @ night.... Tel her not to abort it, who knws.... She might b carryin d new Messiah (messi)

hmmmmmm will tell her

hannesy: *singing* wetin concern me

*singing* eh go concern you o. lol

20pounds: She is a baby dragon and still practising how to breath fire. By the time she is through...sorry will be your case.


Run now that you have the time or better still, walk around with a fire extinguisher.

cheii I no fit laugh