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Man na tru o.....its happend to me also

tutorng:
the bolded got me laughing to stupor

JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL LAUTECH
*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying
my handout is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that
have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
UI... I would have been a
3.20 graduate by now.
* In LAUTECH you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a.........)
*LADOKITE guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave
am for sch go bk house?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na
wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
* u will always hear those selling provisions
saying: hot okpa! sweet orange!, sweet
pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene Nd
sweet bitter leaf.
*come night class during exam u go see different
levels of reading. scaning,skimmin
g,jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are
naturally beautiful because no time for makeup
at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail dis great Institution.

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishlove, Aminat and Big reg Seun......FB

ANPP TO PDP TOP CHAIR

where she put d dollar

MUMU. have have south do to help their pple

Freedom4us:
NYSC should be scrapped its simply designed to get the south to work for rubbish in the north.

After all the North are practising Northocracy.
Govt of the North, By the North , For the North

Lovely mother

young ladies are endanger in our society

Level 2 to 3........... Is survival of the fittest

Stage 9month visa

Benignasweety:
Proudly level 5..

nOW Bleep ME

Why luxury car. Why pple need only 1m for surgical operation. Vanity!

See as they beat the guy. Human are deadly

OMO IGBORO

leksbore:
lol the kid is an OMO AYE lol.

I was coming back from computer village this morning. Just saw alot of women gathered with few guys around, all of them focusing the middle.

I was told, the woman was a pregnant woman selling by the road side and she was on trouser jeans. Her materials was stolen, she started shouting and labor came upon her during this process. Like the baby was just down the trouser. So the women done the delivery for her, like in Hospital.

Adupe fun save delivery.

WHAT CAN U SUGGEST THE NAME OF THE CHILD; IF MALE OR FEMALE

I was the Washington too

Ladies with money. if Na u, what shal u do?

U done die be dt..... effected by Lassa

Onwe101:
I want to ask You a question... Yesterday evening, while I
was drinking garri, a small rat🐀 at the corner of my room
was looking at me and shaking it's head. Please what does
it mean?

Nonsense

My favourice

Like Jesus coming tooquote author=Omotayor123 post=42441248]Coming[/quote]

I like the girl sha.

to beautiful to many wahala

at least my best criteria, she gat them.......Shikena

Dry hand, lack of vitamin A, Dirty girl. Iya Ajee

Afrok:
If u have it and can keep it also, what's the big deal.
I have long nails and big hair, so I keep both because I can.

I opened a thread last year Dec about guys keeping long nails, i observed whatever u think about long nails is personal coz the percentage of those that loved it and disliked it are almost the same.

Women are camelion in Nature. U cant study them

Mother ke. where they wan see am

Na ur eye go see am. Ishilove, Oluwaseun, Omotayor123 and layer..... front page things

justified10:
I will give up on lala if dis makes front page.

hmmm

Wizkid then in Lasu 2007/2008 fine guy wey girls de follow abt in skull

lobish

kids are now playing on Nairaland like 2go

ok

oglalasioux:
Please correct the topic by removing love and replace with lust.

What what am saying. Now adays smart phone

No vex.

Lalasticlala do ur job

jummex8228:
Submit your story for a producer or marketer
Stop submiting script here. Thank you



Rubbish story everywhere