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No more revelation afta d prophet. Only ur self, God with u can quickly direct u to ur missing ribs

But Ekiti pple self.

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)
4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity.
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k... Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence.
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.
7. U Cant Give Ur Wife 1k For A Pot Of Soup, Bt U Spend Over 10k In Bars Nd Resturant. Calculate D Radius Of Ur Stupidity,Take π=3.142(200mks)
GOOD LUCK!

Follow only my gf and one god father

Follow only my gf and one god father

U won fvck and go again No ways

HonPatrick:
Will you marry me? Pls don't say no

Take both

wahala de

Crazy guys fall inlove with any girl closer to dem. aint other pretty simple girl again

Guy marry young lady simple. am 31. My wife must be below 26yrs. I have sound religious and scientific back up

Guys will always want to sex when u come around..... So dont come, when not in d mood

Chin chin boy. I kwn where u are going.

Yoruba girl aint good wife material. deviate from her now

Cheap girls every where Lord my missing rib, guard her

BEAUTY NA HIM DE KILL "" I to pretty""

hl

I miss som pretty queen in 13A. OF ISSELE UKU CAMP THO

I role dt camp no be small

Niger will be stable

Among all... wc match and sound well Na The Only Uni. In Nigeria.... LADOKITES AND AKOKITES. ( combine name Ladokites)

My skull. Who pass urs

Ayt27:
Lautech...Ladokites
Omo Ladoke......

NOO BODY TO HELP

Can Aminat58 ans dis quesntion

1 one ode ni e..... e de pain u, cos u are also not married

Bootybuttchic:
see them idiiiiots up there shouting marriage,hope u have had breakfast ooo



awon ode!

go and marry her now,did people dont know that not everyone is a mediocre that carry marriage and blokos for head,people like agbani have gone so far in life that they may hardly think of marriage even at age 45........all they care about is their happiness....



happy birthday agbani,the onky lepa i like,u rock jorrhhhh......those legs tho....no homo

In that region, prepared food is so cheap.

So a eater Man behaves like this, when he goes there

She so cute, beauriful...... Hope is married @33. She even senior me

joblessness

the guy above me

Th 2 communities are into constant fighting always.

They shud Barricade the 2 boundaries

This camp is iseuku Camp ofcos

leoblaze:
Very common at isselu uku camp delta state.... I was a victim, my platoon bought job.

The car still available?

Marry 1, Marry2, 3 and 4. Una no hear. Na to de take advantage of little kids

Abasha

Onitsha boys

taaa

tosyne2much:
Well, I have never asked a lady to come to my house before, so lemme just observe comments