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SirAweezy:
Idris abdukareem. : that guy get mouthhhhh ehehehehe

Idris abdukareem "Enemy e ma ku teba gbo pe mo gba Grammy.

mjbaba:
I inserted a metal object into a wall socket and put it on. I did it in d living room. I was found in the dining section.

I can still almost feel the numbness I carried in my arm for days after.

Second Risk: I didn't tell my parents for fear of being beaten.

the second risk is the greatest!

buharimustlive:
A staged video with a non venomous snake

Abegiii,which non venomous snake? Once any live snake is being held by the head,the snake wraps around the hand immediately,


lalasticlala or wetin i talk

Fools hailing fools that are being capturing by the biggest fool,so na snake una turn to worm so. i bet it una papa self no fit wait for a cockroach,who born monkey?


Meanwhile I can see future; Ramsey Nouah,Emeka Ike and Omotala Jalaade with the Tade Ogidan (Dop cum camera man) God punish devil.

See me see remote controlled synthetic snake.

Go try am with real snake and see who go hold who's neck.

Nairaland a funnyland

Eja NLA,liking you always,am skinbanj.

FTC is the most common on nairaland. It appears virtually on every post. Like it if you agree

Op get your info right, it was not in Oshodi but was in OBAT FUEL DEPOT, Coconut area of Apapa.

End time peeping. Lwkmd

may the good lord protects the innocent angel's womb,so she would not suffer undersevedly for the rest of her life.

[quote author=GboyegaD post=32259166]I think 2, 3, 4, and 5 nailed it. Crossing the boss in my opinion shouldn't be seen as a reason why he lost the election.[/quote


48 laws of power.


Law #1. Never outshine the master.

customized13:
I am an Igbo in Lagos and I never heard of this rally.

Be it in lagos or any other place in naija,these are NDIGBOS flaunting apc's attire.

PDP an irregular rulling party turned opposition party
PDP constituting nuisance with noise since 243BC

Shai Buhari
Shai Baba

Buhari till oga jona become reasonable.

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VIPERVENOM:
i wouldnt say i met the demon. I'd say experience in the hands of one. Demons work in different ways. Let me not bore u wit my long story. I'll give u two out of numerous incidences of wat I and some of my Classmates experienced back in sec sch. One nite my room mate and I decided to sleep in a friend's room. I locked up our room and held the key. I woke up early morning to ease myself only to see my room wide open with the lights on. There was no forced entry and yes i was still with my room key. Nothing was missing only my room mate's pressing iron was at d side of the courtyard. i had to to wake my room mate up to ask if he entered the room which he denied. We both went to check the room again this time his iron was no longer at the courtyard. It was now on the ironing table plugged in and on his mosquito net which was in the room wen i first checked the room. That was just one experience of many

VIPERVENOM:
i wouldnt say i met the demon. I'd say experience in the hands of one. Demons work in different ways. Let me not bore u wit my long story. I'll give u two out of numerous incidences of wat I and some of my Classmates experienced back in sec sch. One nite my room mate and I decided to sleep in a friend's room. I locked up our room and held the key. I woke up early morning to ease myself only to see my room wide open with the lights on. There was no forced entry and yes i was still with my room key. Nothing was missing only my room mate's pressing iron was at d side of the courtyard. i had to to wake my room mate up to ask if he entered the room which he denied. We both went to check the room again this time his iron was no longer at the courtyard. It was now on the ironing table plugged in and on his mosquito net which was in the room wen i first checked the room. That was just one experience of many

honeric01:
now I can see that you are struggling with yourself.

I was one of the 5 ushers and we held her very well, yet she pushed everyone of us away..some fell.. every one of us is at least 6 feet tall.

Because you don't believe in something does not make it fake..pray you don't encounter what is going to be too late for you to believe.

Babaaa ,being among the urshers didn't in anyway introduce any bit of conviction as regards your points

1 Being among them yourself does not implies that she overpowered you because she is possesed,she might be naturally stronger than you do.
2 Tell me as an usher would you want to malhandle a lady in the presence of the whole so called holy gathering(knowing fully well that u might mistakenly touch her in some forbidden places) God and u urself know u would not want to hold a sister harshly in presence of the church(u wud surely want to prove courted).
3 being among them does not give you any assurance that others have not been trained to act(though am not accusing anyone o)
I don't deny the existence of demon but damn any pastor that would come to me and tell me they are casting out demon,name the pastor in this country let me hear.
THE BLIND THAT FOLLOW THE DIRECTIVES OF THE BLIND WOULD BOTH END UP IN THE DITCH

Mind you am a christian but not a fool.

manny4life:
Oga, sometimes it's best to be quiet. You talk about being a man and of age, act like it. It isn't all threads you post your gibberish, take it to the politics section.

Truth is always as bitter as being in hell,this is not a question of politics or something.

The real demons reside in our leaders but instead of our so called pastors exorcising these demons,rather they are aiding them,extorting the havenots and truamatising the innocent and helpless ones.

OMG!!! Exorcised 5 demons from someone in that same spot crowded with unholy and naïve souls including the OP.
Infact OP wetin ur eyes go see,no be una go fit stay here to dey narrate am.

Abeg free the helpless,innocent poor girl.

#NaijaFullOfCounterfeitPastors oh sorry Actors.

JEITO: My worst 10 in no particular order except for no1
1. Stickin around
2 donky kong
3 sheep in the big city
4 atom ant
5 power puff girls
6 wacky racers
7 that coyote and cock cartoon(peep peep)
8 ed edd and eddy
9 cow and chicken
10 sponge bob

lyk seriously? :-/ ... Hw can u h8 spongebob!!!! Do u even know d joy in cartoons

I h8 dis cartoons so much, dey make me wanna puke: dora the explorer,
Go diego
Mickey mouse clubhouse,
Powerpuff girls,
Ed, edd, n eddy,
Catdog....

Pls when will d putme form close..... And isn't der any oda center 2 purchase d form dan d sch campus

Mod,front page pls for earlier awareness to the students.

It seems a good news for nigeria polytechnics students to get themselves set for lectures after a very long period of staying idle @ home due to the ASUP indefinite strike.

Clement Chirman, the National Publicity Secretary of the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP), has confirmed that the body has called off its 10-month-old strike.

The strike which began in October last year, was suspended during the National Executive Council (NEC) meeting of the union held on Saturday morning.
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://dailypost.ng/2014/07/12/breaking-asup-strike-called-polytechnics-resume-next-week/&sa=U&ei=ZiHBU9GmHseAPdqxgfgC&ved=0CBYQFjAD&sig2=MPGrFuAyk3BIztNnx7Obog&usg=AFQjCNG8xgsYyORAT3R1sqQ54276Pp2BKA

Clement Chirman, the National Publicity Secretary of the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP), has confirmed that the body has called off its 10-month-old strike.

The strike which began in October last year, was suspended during the National Executive Council (NEC) meeting of the union held on Saturday morning.

Some names rili sound gross ; tonto dikeh(TOTO DICKa), tawa, modinoh, suberu, APOTI eri, MUMUni, adio, alao, titus (na fish), dada,ogoigbe, chimapa, ogroma, SIBIKE, adura,,,, imagine a child being named AJA(dog) because d mama previously suffered stillbirth...... How on earth do some parents expect 2 shorten ESUPOFO, wud u call d child ESU(devil) or POFO(failure)... Naija!!

the Aare Ona Kakanfo is expected to die a warrior in the defense of his nation inorder to prove himself in the eyes of both the divine and the mortal as having been worthy of his title.


Despite his love for the masses,his unrelenting effort for democracy,his humility and love for a #oneNigeria

Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola died a mysterious death that was full of speculations arguements and even @ the verge of success

Chief Mko you live in our heart always as the hero of democratic Nigeria but the question remains who is the person or group of persons that masterminded and executed the betraying murder of the UNEQUALLED HERO.

From 1972 until his death Moshood Abiola had been conferred with 197 traditional titles by 68 different communities in Nigeria, in response to the fact that his financial assistance resulted in the construction of 63 secondary schools, 121 mosques and churches, 41 libraries, 21 water projects in 24 states of Nigeria, and was grand patron to 149 societies or associations in Nigeria.
  Moshood Abiola was twice voted worldwide businessman of the year, and gained various honorary doctorates from universities all over the world. In 1987 he was given the golden key to the city of Washington D.c., and he was bestowed with an award from the NAACP and  the King center in the USA, and also the International Committee on Education for Teaching in Paris, around numerous others. In Nigeria, the Oloye Abiola was made the Aare Ona Kakanfo of Yorubaland. It is the most noteworthy chieftancy title accessible to everyday citizens around the Yoruba,This basically rendered Abiola the ceremonial Viceroy of the greater part of his tribespeople

Abiola invested heavily in Nigeria and West AfricaHe set up Abiola Farms, Abiola bookshops, Radio Communications Nigeria, Wonder bakeries, Concord Press, Concord Airlines, Summit oil international ltd, Africa Ocean lines, Habib Bank, Decca W.A. ltd, and Abiola football club. In addition to these, he also managed to perform his duties as Chairman of the G15 business council, President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange, Patron of the Kwame Nkrumah Foundation.
  Moshood Abiola sprang to national and global prominence as a consequence of his humanitarian exercises. The Congressional Black Caucus of the United States of America issued the following tribute to Moshood Abiola 
 

“Because of this man, there is both cause for hope and certainty that the agony and protests of those who suffer injustice shall give way to peace and human dignity. The children of the world shall know the great work of this extraordinary leader and his fervent mission to right wrong, to do justice, and to serve mankind. The enemies which imperil the future of generations to come: poverty, ignorance, disease, hunger, and racism have each seen effects of the valiant work of Chief Abiola. Through him and others like him, never again will freedom rest in the domain of the few. We, the members of the Congressional Black Caucus salute him this day as a hero in the global pursuit to preserve the history and the legacy of the African diaspora”

At the age of 19 he joined the National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons apparently as a result of its container Africanist office, inclining toward it to the Obafemi Awolowo-led Action Group's keep focus on investment and educational advancement for the Western Region of Nigeria, where the Yoruba were in the majority.
  In 1956 Moshood Abiola started his professional life as bank clerk with Barclays Bank plc in Ibadan, South-West Nigeria. After two years he joined the Western Region Finance Corporation as an executive accounts officer before leaving for Glasgow, Scotland to pursue his higher education. In Glasgow he received 1st class in political economy, commercial law and management accountancy. He also received a distinction from the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland. On his return to Nigeria, he worked as a senior accountant at the University of Lagos Teaching Hospital, then went onto Pfizer, before joining the ITT Corporation, where he later rose to the position of Vice President, Africa and Middle-East of the whole partnership, which was head-quartered in the United States. Therefore Moshood Abiola invested a considerable measure of his time and money in the United States, whilst holding the post of executive of the corporation's Nigerian subsidiary.

Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola (August 24, 1937 – July 7, 1998), often referred to as M. K. O. Abiola, was a popular Nigerian Yoruba businessman, publisher, politician and aristocrat of the Egba clan born in Abeokuta, Ogun State, Moshood was his father’s twenty-third child but the first of his father’s children to survive infancy.
MKO showed entrepreneurial talents at a very young age, at the tender age of nine he started his first business selling firewood. He would wake up at dawn to go to the forest and gather firewood, which he would then cart back to town and sell before going to school, in order to support his old father and his siblings
  He later established a band at age fifteen where he performed at different functions in return of food. He in the end came to be acclaimed enough to begin requesting money for his exhibitions and utilized the cash to uphold his family and his optional instruction at the Baptist Boys High School Abeokuta, where he outperformed. He was the editor of the school magazine The Trumpeter, Olusegun Obasanjo was deputy editor.

Late chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abioa(The Father of Nigeria Democracy)

Things are really happening in the planet earth,thank God for the His grace on Africans,we rarely experience such strange events .

These I saw online and got me so freaked to the foot so I decided to share it with you

1
Frog-like Baby (unidentified baby - Nepal)

In 2006, this bizarre-looking baby was born in Charikot, the headquarters of Dolakha district, attracting a huge number of onlookers to witness the astonishing sight.

The neck-less baby with its head almost totally sunk into the upper part of the body and with extraordinarily large eyeballs literally popping out of the eye-sockets, was born to Nir Bahadur Karki and Suntali Karki at the Gaurishnkar Hospital in Charikot. The Karki couple is a permanent resident of Dolakha's Bhirkot VDC.


The bizarre baby, however, died after half an hour of its birth, Suntali, the mother, informed. It was taken to the hospital after its death. The news about such a baby being brought to the hospital spread like wildfire and there were hundreds gathered at the hospital to have a look. The police had to be deployed to control the crowd.

The baby weighed 2kg at birth and was born after the normal nine-month gestation period. Suntali, already a mother of two normal daughters, was not suffering from any illness during the pregnancy. Nir Bahadur, the father, says he does not feel any remorse for the newly-born baby's death. "I am happy that nothing happened to my wife," he said.

NOTE: Our readers, Becca and Andrew, report us that "the baby has a condition called anencephaly, a neural tube defect (like the cyclops baby), with no proper brain formation. The baby would have died a few days later. That's why women are advised to take folate in early pregnancy." --Thank you!


2
13-inch Tailed Man (Chandre Oram - India)


With a 13-inch tail, Chandre Oram, a tea-estate worker, has become quite an object of devotion in his native Alipurduar, West Bengal and believes that Hanuman is manifest in him. "I was born on Ram Navami (birthday of Lord Ram). People have a lot of faith in me - they get cured of severe ailments when they touch my tail. I believe I can do a lot of good to those who come to me with devotion," says the man, before whom thousands of people queue up each day to seek blessings. In a corner of the courtyard of his home, Oram has set up a small Hanuman temple, where he receives offerings on Ram Navami, which he later offers to the deity.


NOTE: video suggested by our reader Luke, thank you!


However, because of the tail, Oram has found it difficult to get a bride. "Almost 20 women have turned down marriage proposals. They see me and agree to a match. But as soon as I turn around, they see my tail and leave. But I have decided I will marry the woman who accepts me and my tail. Or else, I'll remain a bachelor like Hanuman," he said.

Oram's family is proud of his tail and has turned down offers from doctors for its removal by surgery. "He will not survive without his tail. It has become part of his being, his existence," said Rekha, his sister. Doctors say that true tails are rare. But they are located in the coccygeal end of the vertebral column whereas Oram's tail shoots out from the lumbar region. "The coccyx is a vestige in humans and we stopped growing tails from that region a long time ago when we evolved from monkeys. Oram's case seems an aberration, an offshoot of a congenital defect," said eminent surgeon Dr B Ramana. The medical community reads the monkey man's case as a spina bifida -- a defect in the bone of the spine covered by a hole with lots of hair covering it.

3
Cyclop Baby (unidentified baby - India)


In 2006, this baby was born with a only one eye in India. Medical staff who helped deliver the child believe that the child's condition was caused by an experimental anti-cancer drug. Another cause written in the report by the hospital was that it could also be the result of a chromosomal disorder. The child was diagnosed with a rare chromosomal disorder, known as cyclopia. She was born with a single eye in the center of her forehead, no nose and her brain fused into a single hemisphere. With such severe deformities, it was a miracle that the girl survived even a few minutes after delivery. The baby died days later.


4
World's Largest Hand (Lui Hua - China)


Lui Hua suffers from a rare condition known as macrodactyly. When he was hospitalized in Shanghai on July 2007, his left thumb measured 10.2 inches and his index finger measured close to 12. On July 20 surgeons undertook a seven-hour operation to reduce the size of Liu's fingers and thumb. Doctors removed 11 pounds of flesh and bone in the procedure. A second surgery is scheduled to take place. Enlarged limbs can be caused by a number of medical conditions. Lymphedema is perhaps the most common cause and results in some extraordinarily enlarged limbs.


5
Feet facing backwards (Wang Fang - China)


Wang Fang, 27, of Chongqing city in China, was born with her feet facing the wrong way. She has learned to live with her condition without problems and recently refused a disability pension by being classified as disabled. "I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled."


6
Baby with Three Arms (Liu Junjie - China)


This 2-month-old baby named Liu Junjie from Anhui Province, China, was born with a third arm in 2006. Doctors successfully removed the extremely rare and well-developed third arm, but the baby required long-term physical therapy to gain function in his remaining hand, which has no palm and flexes in either direction. "We're hoping to exchange information with doctors who've dealt with similar cases anywhere in the world," said Chen, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center. "This is so rare that we have virtually no information to go on."


7
Nipple on the foot (unidentified 22-year-old woman - Brazil)


The bizarre paper describing the case reads: "A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot."

Source: http://www.oddee.com/item_92015.aspx

Everybody was surprised when Michael Essien handed the captain’s armband to John Obi Mikel on that Sunday.

Even Jose Mourinho admitted after the game that by right Ashley Cole should have received it when the Ghanaian was substituted.

But Mikel and Cole were both signed by Mourinho in July 2006 and it’s clear that the former, rather than the latter, will play the more crucial part in a Chelsea title bid.



During the past seven-and-a-half years, since signing as a 19-year-old, Mikel has matured immensely.

He’s 26 at the moment – 27 in April – and approaching the peak of his career.

Everybody was even more surprised, on Sunday, when Mikel scored; his header was only his fourth Chelsea goal, arriving in his 300th game.

Mikel is the fourth non-British player to reach that total for Chelsea, behind undisputed club legends Petr Cech (459 appearances), Didier Drogba (341) and Gianfranco Zola (312).

He has been consistently selected since he joined, by no less than eight managers. Mourinho, Hiddink, Ancelotti and the rest can’t all be wrong.

And yet Mikel still divides opinion among Chelsea supporters. Many chide him if he ever misplaces a pass and wonders what he adds to the team.

Perhaps this is a hangover from his early, ill-disciplined days, where he would lunge in rashly for tackles and pick up red cards.

The transfer itself was controversial; he had signed for Manchester United from Lyn Oslo, but Chelsea had agreed a deal with his agent.

A press conference where Mikel sported a Red Devils’ shirt only clouded the matter and after lengthy legal wrangles, Chelsea eventually emerged with their prize – at a cost of £4million to Lyn and £12m to United.

Subsequently, Lyn director Morgan Andersen was convicted of fraud and Chelsea issued a High Court Claim against him and the club, to try and recoup the money.

The matter was settled out of court, confidentially, but it likely means that Chelsea paid less than £16m for the defensive midfielder – a pittance given his service over the years.

It did not appear that way at first though; despite Mourinho putting his faith in Mikel, playing him 42 times in his debut season in England, the player’s attitude was not quite right.

He was late to training a handful of times and on the pitch some of his decision making left plenty to be desired.

Mikel was booked nine times and sent off twice in 2006-07, and had two reds the following season with eight bookings (39 games). He hasn’t been red carded since, and now averages seven yellow cards a season.

As his discipline improves, his awareness of the game and his surroundings increases as well. Or perhaps it’s the other way around.

Mikel is composed – he can receive the ball under pressure from several opposition players, drawing them in, before sliding it along to a team-mate in a better position.

This draws criticism that he can only pass sideways or backwards, but if Chelsea are trying to keep possession those balls are crucial.

He is a player that Chelsea’s defence can trust to come deep and sit in amongst them if needed, someone who never hides and will always make himself available for a pass.

You notice when Mikel does make a mistake or misplace a pass, because it’s so rare for him to do so.

Mikel is the best screen in front of the defence that Chelsea have – and is one of the best in the world at this role.

Ramires makes plenty of tackles but when he’s left as the most defensive player in the Blues’ midfield, they can look exposed.



P.S.

This fan was so sure that Mikel was not going to score, before the game he pledged that he’d get a tattoo of the midfielder’s name on his backside if he did.

And, when the unlikely came off, he followed through with his promise…

Mikel had really given is best quota to nigerians as a good citizen(if not in any other tornament the just concluded AFCON is a good example where Mikel was our hero) mikel would still perform more but the good citizens of Nigeria should stop capitalizing on a simple short comings to start tagging a hero with bad names.
Mikel is an hidden gem which could only be enjoyed through appreciation.Many europeans appreciates Mikel to the magnitude of tatooing their bums with his name.
Nigerians let's appreciates what we have got and soon we will see the return of Austin Jay Jay Okocha in Mikel.

This is the detail of the chaos that happened in palm groove this morning and the soldier was confirmed dead.this is d picture of the unfortunate soldier.

So it's been confirmed that a BRT bus killed a soldier at Palmgrove bus stop in Palmgrove, Lagos this morning, which caused the soldier rampage.

The BRT driver who hit the soldier ran into Palmgrove estate in order to avoid the wrath of other soldiers present. Upon noticing that the driver ran away, the Army men ran into Palmgrove estate and when they couldn't find the driver, seized one of the Estate's security men.


According to eye-witnesses, the soldiers beat the man mercilessly and took him away.

He was released hours later badly beaten and traumatized. He had nothing to do with the incident but paid for it. Sad! Heard they even burnt down a BRT bus. Is their anger justified?