₦airaland Forum

if we see light,... we go definitely pay...


but the reverse is the case.

Icon79:
I smell bad grammar missed with poor education...


O pari

oga... you for correct me na...


prof. nairaland...

moshino:
'Mixed with' Not "Missed with".

thanks man... correction noted...

That's what photoshop can do...

lolzzzzzz...

quite hilarious.

But will this help us send baba back to daura

God have mercy...

this is what you get when you compromise standard... very typical for Nigerians...

you will here things like...

Engineer: This project Should cost #10
Landlord: No... I can't pay that much.
Roadside bricklayer/Quacks: Oga bring #6 I go do am for you well well. I even sabi work pass that Oga. e one chop your money.
Landlord: Truth... Oya take #6 go do the work...
Roadside bricklayer/Quacks goes to the market...
Roadside bricklayer/Quacks: how much for these rods?
Seller: Oga this one na #3, That one na #4 and this one wen dey this side na #5, we still get the one of #7... so the choice is yours...
Roadside bricklayer/ Quacks: Oya give me the one of #3...


The building will definitely stand...
But the question is for how long

At the end of the day the man that does not want to pay #10 for quality job will end up spending #15 for damages, repairs etc.

more like penny wise, pounds foolish.

SON is not working
NSE structural is not working.

#standards should be maintained.
#my2kobo

I smell lies missed with pride...

How can you say you ain't affordable

that's not true... everyone has a price.

I think you are not telling the truth.

How does this fact help us to send baba back home in 2019

Billygee2u:
but now that heart to accomodate your killers have to change to a heart to kill whoever wants to kill you, it's called self defence.

if something is not done urgently...am afraid it's getting to that point gradually.

the human nature is built in such a way that it breaks when it gets to it's elastic limit i.e after enduring enough

and when that happens... even BH guys will call for a peace talk.

I knew it will definitely come to this from the very beginning of it all...

not surprised at all....

in this country some people are untouchable...

Bribery and corruption...

that goat of a man should face the law...

but..........

yet someone is claiming to be fighting this corruption...

I laugh in Swahili...hahahaha...

the system is corrupt... everyone thinks they can always pay their way through anything...

The first step to fighting corruption is to persecute all top government officials that are found guilty... that Should serve as deterrent to subordinates and the masses at large.
my2kobo

all these points to restructuring...

But wait o... so these Fulani herdsmen think say na only them Sabi kill abi

the fact that other people from other part of the country are trying to behave civil and love their neighbors does not mean they are fools o...

it will get to a point that people will not be able to take it anymore and that time Fulani herdsmen go fear their head o...

make them Fulani herdsmen dey feel say na only them Sabi kill kill...

Everyone has that tendency to kill and cause mayhem but most of us decide to be civil and accommodating cause we have a heart of loving other people

this is cute...
Am happy for him

5 year of waiting

Oh Lord... May I not wait this long to start having babies... I pray that the moment I say I do at most one year from that moment I should be dedicating Oghenekobiwro to you oh Lord in Jesus name I pray. Amen.

guru of what?

EMA guru I know,
Physics guru I Know
Chemistry guru I know...

Who art thou

Una never still open una eyes abi?


keep buying "super Samsung, flawless iPhone, and perfect Sony" @ exorbitant prices...

Am so rocking my tecno spark at a relatively cheaper price.
no stress.
battery is great
phone camera is sweet
does not lag# am no heavy user.

I studied mechanical engineering but I am very passionate about programming and softwares although am still am amateur.

what are my chances of becoming a fellow and a world class programmer and developer.

How's mentorship and tutorliage in andela like

end shall never wonder....

Am speechless at some people's reasoning pattern

I condem the act of terrorism of this BH...they have infused the tero act in the lives of some of their younger ones...

Even if Shekau is caught today, it won't still be the end of BH...

Nigeria govt will not harness talent... so so man know man everywhere...
BH has harness this talent now this young lad is making bombs at 15... imagine what he will be making@20,25,30,40,50,60...

We are really in for something I don't know.

kudos to the JTF
may you continue to defeat these BH.

chilling with my spark 2... Mehnnnnn... the fone is a bad ass phone that reps very well...

*Body built is superb
*It doesn't lag... yes I mean it's not slow.#credits to Android go version.
*camera is a bad ass...# omo na so some babes for Church be like bro let's take selfie with your phone... then send to mine.
*Battery is a wonder. I no longer off data anyhow... cause once I charge to 100% am good to go for the whole day.
*face ID is d new swag- bro with a 2 gig ram phone nor get this function
*sweet color quality...

plus

I got a selfie stick+key holder and that thing wen dem dey put for phone back to enable you fit carry fone with one finger. All as gift from tecno for patronizing.

This phone is good... been rocking mine since with zero issue.



Now to those shouting 4g, 2gig bla bla bla... most of you don't even use up to 50% functionality of your "mighty 2gig, 4G etc.

Tecno dalueeeeeeeee.
#inorbetecnomaktetero.

jus someone that appreciate good things

Ok nice...

So after graduation now, what's next

Hope it's not gonna be like our institutions that graduate people every now and then without any future insight...

mytot

In kratos voice...

"The gods of Olympus has abadoned us... Now there is no hope"

God go help us. Amen

God help us for this match ooooo

This igalo of a guy is a big wa oooo

una dey see the cheating
That was a clear penalty... but it wasn't awarded

BeeBeeOoh:
You are a Buhari

A very buharistict human he is...

This is quite commendable... but what's the effect of the position on the Nigerian nation? how many of their researches has made life better for the average Nigerian man?
Name and Position are not enough... we need results
#my2kobo

Godisallgood:
iPhone 5c =16g memory =direct USA used =blue color =Ojota Lagos =28k =07056571585

can it fly for 20k? serious buyer

behold baba will come tomorrow and decline this approval, for he will say he didn't approve any 10billion for any thing...

when this happens know that the end is near...

#2019
#redcad to APC.

Resign on what ground

It's only in Nigeria that a so-called politician can just wake up to do and undo...

we made you our leader... you are serving us... you can't just tell us you are resigning and you want us to cheer you up...

nahhhh... its not done that way...
BTW... this is Nigeria... anything can happen...

After all a president that can just do technical stop over ... who's a minister that can not resign if he likes.?

When I read stuffs like this, virtual reality will likely become a reality sooner than I expected...

nice one.

Teleportation might also be possible...

theses tech development around the world are awesome...
my only issue is what's my obodo 9ja's contribution?

reminds me of some people that gave a hand of
friendship to those people....




the rest is history...

I use Kwara state as a point of contact
God be with all 36 state and the FCT