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1daboi:
as for me, I stand with izzou and tojahh. Saturday and Sunday at 20 to 25% commission? No! Mbanu, ko le werk. My 2cents

Wetin concern me, why u dey quote me? Bruv it's non of my business. I no folo una the argue oo.

RSS18:
Uber and taxify driver needed in Lagos

A 2010 Honda civic is available for weekly rental at 35k.

Requirements
1. Valid driver’s license
2. 2 guarantors working in a reputable organization with proof of residence in Lagos (Recent PHCN bill and National ID card or International passport).
3. Driver MUST reside around Lekki or its environs.
4. Driver must be conversant with lagos road, polite, have a working phone,honest and NEVER take the car outside Lagos.
5. Have over 2 years experience on Über and Taxify.

If you meet these requirements call 09071802145.

Why not you guyz drive it ursef

deedee44:
We don't know how stressful his work is, what if he doesn't get exhausted from office work
I know a guy on HP on a telegram group I belong, he can go for weeks without coming to sleep at home. I think he has few weeks left to clear the debt now. All you need is the right amount of motivation to push you day in day out

See as una the busy the argue another man's business. And him go sit-down one place the watch una with him bottle of start and fish pepper soup... I can't come and kie mysef

blacqueen:
Please advice me please. I just purchased a Toyota Camry (Toks). Should I do rental or HP?

Your input will be highly appreciated.

HP is better than rentals to my own opinion. Plus if u decides on going for HP, please am interested in it. Thanks.

Smhaykins:
D corrola av bin seeing z not less dan 1.8/1.9.... D one I saw for 1.7 z an accidental car

I have 04 corrola, I am begging my Bros to sell for me for 1.5m but he insisted on 1.7m for me. I can give u for same price... Just came into the country on Friday last week. Tokunbo...
As a matter of fact, they are 3 cars...
That's the car on attachment below... Ring me if u are interested...+2348036612264

Choplyf:
To whom it may concern

A tiled up 2bedroom apartment is readily available at Shasha, Akowonjo, Egbeda.

Kindly share info to those that may be in need also

Contact 08029063612 for more details.

Thank you��

I am also in need of 1 or2 Bedroom flat around surulere. Any one with info on who have shud pls contact me...

Christie171:
If you don't mind, I can walk you through a very good investment opportunity where you recoup your investment within 6 months and start making profits gradually without stress...
Trust me on this.
Cheers.

Who the open gate for all this people self?.

DonJoeSneh:
Ion understand oooo, is this the keyring I've been hearing pipo shout since i joined this thread? I was even thinking it's one car component. What's special about it, e dey reduce Uber commission?

Hahaha. Burst my head ooo. You are a comedian I swear... I thought Same too. Since I joined the thrend, I have been hear about it too but I kept kwait

pope191:
For u? yes! For others? u never can tell.

Yes, he is right. You miss road not just for him but also for me and every wise person on this platform except for anyone who choose to be stupid...

Vision2045:
The 2k peeps ...

Lol, how u take know?

AngryIgboMan:
You are always needing a car. Are you that terrible?

Guy I never see HP naa. No be if I see car I go stop to need car. Why insulting me naw. Have I offended you before.

Gshems:
My ogas in the house I salute ó. Please is 2.5m a good deal for hire purchase Toyota corolla 2006(tokunbo) ?

It's a very good deal. since it's toks...
As a matter of fact

Mjosh1000:
Chai its true oo coro boys don suffer oo there is actually a way to open the trunk from the outside that car call corolla 04/08 is a freaking problem

Pls take out that post if u can pls ejo

My point exactly. He should pull it off. Make person no begin the find even steering and Sits inside in car join with brain box.

calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.

On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.

Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate

She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"

I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.

Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car

The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down

Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.

Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.

Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?

God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?

I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.

Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.

My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.

We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..

Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).

To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.

After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.

I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.

5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.


what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.

What's the name of this Nigeria movie. E sweet die, I go try watch am...
Haha na joke o, b4 u guys start throwing tatrums on me oo

mrjaydee:
My mehn! We. Move.

Brotherly please I would like to discuss privately with you. I need your help on something.

deedee44:
Stop taking it personal, I'm not the one doing marketing I just gave an idea of how using the card for fraud can be minimized.

Sorry o, if you think I am taking it personal.. no vex. I am just trying to tell you that it's irrelevant if the reason for the card is to stop driver from cheating owner

okorotalkative:
But the thing don dey yt since o.

No be every body know naa. Now u have told everyone the secret to opening our cars at night.

deedee44:
That's the work of the guage, your boss will just confirm from it

If the guage has a function all this while, then whats the of the card. Then the card is useless... stop reopening the case. Find another line of work just as someone suggested. Makerting is not for u.

okorotalkative:
If you have Etisalat sim, preferably old and active sim. You can get 1GB for #200. It expires after 3 days! No rollover, you can subscribe more than once per day.

Been using it since 2017. I no dey loud am until now.


Another quick tip. If you lock your keys inside your corolla 06/07 you can easily unlock your car by opening the trunk from underneath the car.

It happened to me yesterday night, i had to go on YouTube to find help. There is a drain hole right under the driver's foot mat that is near the trunk release. You need to open it by removing the rubber cover first.

At first i tried to push the rug up with a screw driver unfortunately it wasn't long and strong enough, so i went inside to get a hammer then used the wooden part to push the rug up and the trunk popped up. from the trunk i unlock the seat and open the back door.

But why naa... As people go take lost their motor finish be this oo.

hornenu:
I have a corolla 07, barely 3months old. I want to give it out to a serious minded driver for uber/taxify asap (30k/week). Driver must stay in or around Ikeja, agege, alimosho, abulegba axis. A refundable down payment, guarantor's number and address will be required and verified. Call me on 09058582952.

Refundable down payment, Please shey na higher purchase or rental Sir?

deedee44:
The card will come with a part that will be in form of a fuel guage, it will be installed in the fuel tank then amount of fuel going out of the card must match the amount being measured by the fuel guage. Case closed

Case no close anything. I can decide to tell my boss I bought fuel of 5k forgetting it's 10k and I went back and bought the balance of 5k fuel. So your advert no promote any anti cheat at all. Na just Mary go round routine the card be. Now, case close

DonJoeSneh:
Unless if the brain behind the technology is partially functioning.....yu can't press money into that card....it should read directly from the fuel meter....if not, it's utter NONSENSE.

I can buy fuel of 5k and buys for my friend 5k totalling 10k. Every system can be beaten. Now I smile home with 5k. That's perfect stealing that's if there is a software like that is if there is a software like that. Except there is another software installed to track which car bough which amount of fuel

Please guy I have gotten this offer for more than 3weeks now but I don't know if it's okay since I will be using it on Uber and bolt platform. Picture of chats attach below. Please what do guys think even if I can beat it for 30k weekly ...

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Please am still in need of a vehicle on either rental or Higher purchase to use on Uber and Bolt platform. Any available, should pls contact me via call or whatsap.
I live at Satellite town, lagos..

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1daboi:
change career boss. Marketing isn't your calling

Hahaha. Savagery everywhere

bis12:
Drop your contact here . I have a car for hp.

Good morning. Pls is your car still available for HP. Am interested in it.

Felicity001:
Ah! U never hear say FG don release am?

Lol. Atleast someone understand. FG always fails to see beyond people fake sanity.
Plz, I no call person name oo

decashempire:
Stay away from this shipping company if you dont want to be over-charged

Im crying my ass now

Who open gate?

bis12:
I have Toyota Corolla 2005 going for hp. Down payment is 200k.value is 2.3m. (negotiable)location.:Lagos. Send me pm and I contact you if interested or you drop your contact here.

Ait

Oluwabengz:
And you are proud to tel us u gave him one star abi... Cos him no wan go your destination. My brother, star no dey put food for anybody table ooo, that's what I told one guy that threatened me with one star rating. Las Las, the guy gimme 5*

Its not about being proud, I forgot to mention that the guy was rude when I ask him to please cancel. His reply to me was
Driver"Oga you go old for there, if you no cancel I no go cancel and moreover, shey cancel no the ur own phone.
Me: I told baba that I will be charge 50naira if I cancel.
Driver: if u like cancel if u like don't. They go still charge you the 50naira. Watch and see.
Me: Make we see who smart pass. "Let's do it"..

And after this convo, you still expect me to appreciate the driver with 5*. re you for real..
Or you just wanted me to narrate the whole story from A_Z... @ogaoluwabengz don't be quick pass judgment. According to Tojahh, "you are very correct in every thing you have said".