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austino3050:
A very clean Toyota Corolla 2003 is available for hire purchase.. For details email austino3050@gmail.com.

I know it's an old post but if u have another deal available, let me know

Sijaynne:
Toyota Corolla is available for hire purchase in Lagos.interested persons should send a whatsapp message or call 08168523038 for further enquiries.

Past tense

Felicity001:
Hey guys let me share a little experience with you just for the benefit of those doing partnership or HP.

After I discovered my personal vehicle wasn’t made for the ehailing operations in understanding with my wife I decided to go for a rental. I went on NL and then made the request. Same day I got a call from someone.

Gring gring gring!!! Hello good evening, it’s a lady’s voice
“Yes, I got your post on NL so I like to know where you stay/live”
I told her
“Oh, it’s too far not my jurisdiction I want somebody that leave around my place.
Ok, no problem. She immediately hung the phone.
I thought of it for few minutes, what gas distance got to do with the hustle? I quickly picked up my phone then sent her a text making her know distance is a thing of the mind,bla bla bla. The next day she called asking if I’m free to come down immediately.

The next day I went there, saw the car and we had a great talked and compromise. Car was bought direct belgium just 6-7month away within this time 4 drivers have used the car and the last guy that used the car bashed the front leaving one of the fenders and the headlamps in a very bad shape and left the car just after a week. Off course I asked why so many drivers within just the short period. the young lady said the first just came, dropped the car one morning and left, the 2nd left her with car at the mechanic workshop, the last bashed the car... little did I know car was having consistent issue due to high weekly target couple with car was an accidented car.

Next day I came to picked up the car, as someone that have been using cars for some times na let me carry out my normal rituals. I discovered something. Oil droplet from one region around the engine. She quickly called her mechanic. We took the car there. Oil sensor was faulty. Car was left at the mechanic workshop for another whole day for it to be fixed.
Next day again I went to picked car up.

All these time more than four persons in my neighborhood where calling in asking for my interest on the weekly rental, some HP without any upfront payment, but I declined telling them I’ve gotten one I never knew I was in a wrong path.

Next day again I went to pick car up from my young madam house. Zoom! I turned in my apps. Right there in her presence request entered. “Babe, na go I dey o, work don start, expect your first payment as agreed next week”. I could see the joy and relief in her face with plenty of pleasant smiles on her face.

Just on my way to the airport I noticed something, the speedometer was dangling, it’s reads to a certain speed then stops. Two days later the thing stopped reading totally, I called my young fine, sexy and single madam’s attention to it. 3-4 days later I noticed another thing serious. The gear started slowing down when on high speed. Haaa! My personal car Honda had similar issue one time before so I thought I could apply the same technics of turning it off and starting after some time, yet hear won’t pick unlike my that will pick. “Madam, this is the issue I just noticed oh did any of the former drivers told you anything about this before?” “Yes, one complained bla bla... look for a time and bring the car down let’s the mechanic check it”.

Within these few days I’ve not been able to make use of the car efficiently apart from the first 3days which was without speedometer and headlamp because driving past 7pm was a problem as the light wasn’t too bright. You see enh, experience matters oh. I remembered a Chinese guy complained about my km not reading �. These white guys they pay attention to things you wouldn’t even think or could imagine. But despite all of that I made sure I got her money available. The following week after my first remittance I took the car to her as instructed because she said after first payment the fender and the headlamp(HL) will be worked on. Scanning was done and the speedometer sensor was changed. And at the end of the day the fender and HL wasn’t attended to as it was getting dark.
I suggested to her since that morning “babe, all of these things I can take care of them at my convenience without coming down and having work down times, I’ll send the bill to you. My madam said no. Ok o, no p. Ok, I’m going home it’s getting dark I’d to pickup my son from school. Call me when the car is fixed. Madam changed face bla bla bla...

In my way home that night, the gear problem still persist and even worse than it was before the sensor was replaced. Next morning madam who agreed to send money to do the repairs sent a message on WhatsApp saying an urgency came up and she needed to travel and will be back same time next week. This was Wednesday. In my mind I was like, really?! That means no work this week be that. Each day I tried to use the car to see if I could manage it to work, for where? Once car is hot like this gear won’t select again but the acceleration can go as high as 6-7 sometimes before gear picks. Men... as a fellow car owner I was not ok within I just vex park car at home.

I call my young madam, she wouldn’t pick up instead she will send a DM that I should find a way to fix things. I took car to my mechanics a gear specialist, spent about 7k both on fuel to test drive for almost 3hours for the guy to know the exalt way it does, he did his work. After that the engine check sign went off and car seems to be ok. Oya na make I go work, problem still persist, gear wasn’t still ok, my mechanic said he still need to drive the car to see how far... to cut the long story short. Thursday last week or there about I called my young madam she still wouldn’t pickup I simply sent her a text, “babe I’m returning your car” she said I should drop it with somebody, I said no I can’t do that I collected car from you and nobody was there when I was picking the car from you so why should I hand it over to somebody I do not know. I’ll wait till you return then bring the car to you. Since I’ve ran out of cash to fix the problem car will be parked at my place till you’re ready.

The next day evening madam called me that she was around, I said fine, I’ll be coming the following morning, the next morning my wife said we need to take my son to the hospital has the little boy was running temperature. Will I say because I want to return car I won’t attend to my family? No way!

I quickly sent her a text telling her something or urgency came up even letting her know I’d to visit a hospital. I noticed she didn’t read my message even after several hours. My plan was after returning I’ll take the car to her. I’ve successfully dropped my son and the mother at the hospital let me quickly check something close by while doctors was doing his thing, my young madam called,
“Where are you, I’m in your area, I just read you message I hope all is well”.
Me, yes all is well but I’m heading back to the hospital now, this is exactly where I am right now stocked in traffic I should be back before 2pm if you would still be around.
She, “yes I’ll be waiting then”.

After like 30+ still in the traffic to the hospital I saw my young madam highlighted from a bike. I just jejely opened the door.
Me, good afternoon with little smile on my face.
She, “can we go to Agor now?”
Me, why?! I can’t. Was still talking when she interrupted.
Ok pull over. I didn’t even argue, as the traffic moved she repeated. Pull over pull over.
I was like why don’t we go to my house let’s talk or are we having any issues? Or who will drive you home from here cause I know she can’t even drive.
She kept saying, pull over. Don’t worry about that.
I didn’t even argued I just simply pulled over. She just off the engine herself and then took the keys.

Me I just take my little things, came out of the vehicle and immediately she locked the car. Na so me I carry my karya stopped bike move. When home pickup my car then to the hospital and picked up my family.

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peeps4u:
This advert has been going on for a while.
There are allegations you charge people for background check. This looks like a scam.

Thanks for bringing this up Brother �

peeps4u:
This advert has been going on for a while.
There are allegations you charge people for background check. This looks like a scam.

You are right. For the record, it doesn't look like scam bro, it's a scam...
The background check is just something else, like she is offering you her life or her childrens life. The matter tire me and I stop sending infos of my Gurantors to her cause she keeps demanding for more gurantors that is worth upto 2million above. I thought she was legit until she ask for a 4th gurantor and their details and their worth. Please it's a scam...
(She doesn't have the interior photos of the car cause it's not a car she actually have.)

Group was created for only drivers interested on enhailing or already driving... WhatsApp group purpose is to ease communication on the dangers in enhailing...
If you are yet to join click on link to join.

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Chuwaa:
Go look up the meaning of sarcasm!

E Neva reach like that naa. Person no fit folo una play small play sef?
Nobody, I repeat, nobody should ever take my insult, blames, jokes and arguments seriously oo. Maka nmeru aru. Ndi nkem, Ka chi fo oo

Carshopper:
Sienna per day charge is fixed...

For forward discuss, quote me

How much is the charge, I might tell my elder brother who happen to be a sodier to run it with his sienna...

Obilomatic:
Nigerian Used Toyota corolla 2004 for sale

Body - 85%
Engine - 90%
Gear - 90%
Interior - 85%
Suspensions - 85%
AC - 98%

Price : 1.3 million naira only

This car is On point, just buy and drive, it has a scratch on the fender at the passenger's side aside that nothing to fix at all, it's fuel consumption is extremely minimal and it's good for personal use, Uber, Taxify or any other ehailing service. The price is slightly negotiable though. Slightly negotiable o and serious buyers only should contact me on WhatsApp, leave a message or call me On 08033954540

Will it fly for hire purchase sir?

juli4dad:
If you haven't registered with Ocar, you can do so by using the link below;
https://lp.opayride.com/rider-app/#/toApp?inviteMobile=8027328197&knowOrider=13&token=Mjo3NzE5NDoxNTc1MTQ0NjUxMTczNzA0NjU3OmhuWHRuNkNJS2QyZzZRZkR2cERvZWJuQWg3MUlBcWRS

Leave am, make him the post link upandan...

fabiano09:
you are a big fool and an empty vessel,i no hide mouth talk am.

What's dis one again naa? It hasn't gotten to this. I see this thread educative and fun that's why I partake in it but if it has gotten to this I will stop contributing in anyway... Please let's be matured. Honestly speaking I see us all here as one family trying to help each other evade dangers in our everyday life, then why the insult?. I learn alot from every negative and positive argument here... even Dru23 in question is also contributing a great lot, so is everyone of us. Fabiano please.......
Let's all argue with maturity...

[quote author=dru23 post=84976620][/quote]Wow, what a ride... Will get this for my Dad and wife someday...

dru23:
Maybe if it is possible to do research for few months ..we can compare Nigeria riders vs USA in both hostile environment and sane environment.... Years ago before uber, taxi drivers were getting rob and killed in New York and other parts of the US. Even with uber now, drivers were getting assaulted, accuse of rape etc. A lot of drivers starting installing cameras in their car ....If a person is bad, the person is regardless the environment.

The best way to curb bad riders in the Nigerian environment is to follow uber policy.... If you are ask to do something against policy of uber . You calmly say no and rate them accordingly .. Most drivers am sure don't even rate their riders.. The rating system is to help weed out bad riders and driver .. So rate them...

Now if you can't handle rude riders, that yell and scream etc .. And than you get easily upset and angry.. Uber is not for you.. Because even in the USA you have those type of ghetto riders or co worker that gets you so mad that you just want to land them hot slap.. So if you are landing everyone hot slaps that disrespects you , you either end up in jail or dead.. Yankee is free country, [s]we have more private gun owners than any country in the world.. How you handle situation matters o ... [/s]

Sorry, who be we, It's Naija not ur country again... "Just for laugh"

Felicity001:
Hahaha.... you guys are so funny here honestly... really Ok let’s celebrate him and give him some accolades.

Gentlelife said all those things cause he needs favour from him... That's Naija for you, tomorrow now, him go call dru23 make him send car for am at a cheaper price, make him the pay small small, as him paddy wey him be naa...
Abeg nobody should attack me oo. Am not feeling fine...

AngryIgboMan:
You can tell your story to the marines Sir! Any driver that listens to this your advise is at serious risk already. Am a realist and I choose not to be cowed into submission by any bagger rider.

What the likes of you and Dru23 don't understand is that we are all different! It all boils down to temperament. I repeat, IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO TEMPERAMENT. Just as our finger prints are unique, so is our temperament. You don't expect every human being to react same way to similar situations. That same I AM SORRY MA from driver A can become THUNDER FAYA U with driver B.

There are those you will never see react no matter what you throw at them. They are so thick skinned and mean.

But there are people like me who react energy for energy. I GIVE POSITIVE ENERGY FOR POSITIVE ENERGY. I ALSO GIVE DARK ENERGY FOR DARK ENERGY. Thats my principle of survival. I will use 3 different stories of my experience in Uber to illustrate.



Experience 1 (Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam)

Me: Hello Ma. Good afternoon. You requested for Bolt. Is this address correct and where are you heading to?

Rider: What kind of stuppid questions are these? Oga please hurry because am late. I don't have time to answer nonsense.

Me: Madam, begin to trek to your destination immediately. Because if you enter my car, sorry is your name.

The woman fear cancel immediately.




Experience 2 (Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum)

Me: Hello Ma. You requested for Uber. Am at Lateef Jakande. I want to confirm your address is 100001 Acme road.

Rider: Why are you not on your way yet? Oga am tired of these nonsense from you drivers. Am very late for church. 2 drivers have cancelled on me and I will be very angry with you if you cancel.

Me: Madam is that a threat? Hope you know this is my car right and am not your personal driver? You must behave well mannered if you want this ride to happen. Be courteous of your next words because you lack courtesy.

Rider: You must be very stuppid for implying I lack manners.

Me: Madam THUNDER FAYA You. Nkita lachagi gi anya dia

I cancelled and blocked her line with immediate effect.





Experience 3 (Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum)

Me: Hello Madam. Good afternoon. You requested for Uber. Are you at 51b blah blah blah Lekky county homes and where are you heading to

Rider: Hello sir. Good afternoon. Please am heading just close by to buy food. Please don't cancel on me as many drivers have cancelled. Am really hungry. Please will you come?

Me: Am on my way ma.

After Trip, Uber said I should collect 330. Seems she is on small bonus. Madam gave me 400. I told her to keep it coz I wanted her to eat more.

Its my car after all and I can decide who to give free ride or not.


MORAL OF STORY

Ehailing in Nigeria is more of survival. You can be nice and die there being nice. Nobody really gives a fucck about you in this country especially in a cosmopolitan city like Lagos where everybody is mad and angry.

Nigerians are highly exploitative. Most of them that are nice to you is because they are already scheming on how to use you for one ulterior motive or the other. You mentioned he was asking the driver if he was married. What has that question got to do with anything?

In fact to me, that driver is very stuppid for entering the woman's house after the job. What if she accuse him of rape? What if she is a human parts dealer or a drug trafficker? You mentioned Anambra. Am from Ananmbra and am not trying to stereotype. But what if that woman was already seeing the young man as a conduit for drugs to Indonesia or Thailand? So many what ifs!

As far as am concerned, my work with you ends immediately I drop you. Infact, I clear call log after every trip to avoid temptation of calling you back or "keeping in touch".

In summary sir, Being nice in the face of obvious hostility can cost you your life in Lagos or elsewhere in Nigeria. This is not Europe. Things can escalate pretty quickly if you don't act smart.

By the way if I may ask, Dru23 that has been saying things about being enduring and humble in the Service industry in order to become a boss... What has he achieved with his live aside retailing Mobil oil amd arguing with people on Nairaland?

Hahaha. Burst my head. Savagery for this NL can make u laugh and chase out BP oo

juli4dad:
If you haven't registered with Ocar, you can do so by using the link below;
https://lp.opayride.com/rider-app/#/toApp?inviteMobile=8027328197&knowOrider=13&token=Mjo3NzE5NDoxNTc1MTQ0NjUxMTczNzA0NjU3OmhuWHRuNkNJS2QyZzZRZkR2cERvZWJuQWg3MUlBcWRS

You no the tire, na only u like bonus nii? Everyday one post.

Philla80:
2corolla available, call mr wale 0815 265 8953, driver must be living around ogba, ojodu

Wehdone sir... How many drivers live there now?

dru23:
You need to focus your energy, on that rental you looking for.. Quoting me on nairaland only limits that energy .. ..redirect and refocus that can lead to better result...

Lol... You guys are just bunch of something else oo. When they the try to solve one, others the come up with another fight.. gbas gbos everywhere.

Masonxlt:
An Uber/taxify driver is needed for rental of a Mazda mpv 2003, weekly remittance of 35k, preferred location:ikorodu. WhatsApp 07037157211 if interested.

I can do 30k weekly, and I lived at Satellite town around festac town

dru23:
So because you are an immigrant you don't have rights. Or immigrants can't legally work in the USA. Or better yet if you want to do uber in the USA . You just get a car and sign up with uber, than you start driving..
But are you aware uber does background checks on all of its drivers? Do you know that you have to have a valid drivers license to drive uber. Are you aware that you need a valid social security number to do uber? If you are illegal in the country it will hard to do uber? Unless you are using somebody else documentation? Do you know what you are saying at all

And you think immigrants with incomplete papers don't have a way over all dis procedures u just mention. You talk like you are not from Naija... This same USA is the same place Naija will start selling legit Uber account they got from legit drivers by hacking their account.

2ndly because I paid my landlord for 1year to leave in his house does not mean, I should play music on high volume at night, I should create a third window in his house, I should dirty the yard with dirts and not clean it. Even when you try to mount window unit AC, the landlord will tell you make sure u block it back an paint it before parking out. With all this, that does not mean that he is my boss neither am I his boss...

dru23:
With these your attitude, it means you can't do uber in the USA or customer service related jobs.... Uber Drivers in the USA do get similar rude customers.. But it is how you handle them that matters.... And keep in mind your presentation matters.. Just because you do uber, does not mean you shouldn't look presentable .. How you carry yourself and present yourself is how people will take you serious.... If riders are asking you to do this and that ,and those things are not inline with uber's policy.. Just let the rider know what the policy is .. There is system in place to grade riders .. Than grade them , after all they are grading you too..

PS.. A lot of drivers are in directly an employee of uber.. You an employee at will.. Meaning no contract was sign by either party....Uber can fire you at will and you can stop for them at your own will.. So everybody is slave or better yet a boss to someone.. Rider are bosses to uber, meaning if there is not enough riders.. Uber will not make money . And you as a driver will not get paid .. On that level people should play their position

That does not mean if Uber folds, car owners won't still make money.. so drivers can still get paid by riders if they go on taxi. Are you guys forgetting that they use to be strictly taxi before Uber and their likes. In other words, no one is any ones boss. Every one is his or her own boss.
My own little cents. Afterall am still looking for a car.

manny656:
Now say it without crying !

Hahaha. Funny fellow

Bigdam:
Uber /bolt driver needed...25k weekly . Must reside around ikeja,ogba,agege, ojota ,iyana oworo .contact 08132492726 on WhatsApp

I reside at Satellite town close to Festac town. Check ur WhatsApp

Felicity001:
No kwams bro... me self na laff I take go bed last night no reason am o... things of such no dey enter my mind at all d only one wey dey pain me na my 1k that Jay of a guy use style collect but guys here have advised I should forget it and that I’ve done already but one thing is sure and which is “karma” because even God self said it what ever a man sows same will he also reap.

One love bro we all in the hustle together so I see no reason we should be attacking or fighting ourselves.
@prince3,@1dabio,@kodre,@mrjaydee,@peacefulhome and some lot more I can’t list twale to all of you guys are wonderful. Maybe we should set aside a day in January for a little get together so we can know ourselves.

Lol, so that you will block me and deal with me, abi. If u invite me, I won't come except you sign an undertaking that I will be untouched and will get back home safely.
[/b] Na joke ooo.[b]

Felicity001:
I don’t render appologies after a deliberate wrong doing it’s also a mockery, meaning in once mind, “I done tell am watin I won tell am already “. So young man keep your appologies and peace to yourself. Have got a lot already, I’m a proud man and a proud hustler that does his things in legit ways and I have no appologies for anybody and I regret nothing either if it turn out to be good or bad instead I see everything as life experience bringing me to fulfillment.

That's your person. Am also apologising on his behalf, "he is sorry"... What matter most he has apologize. U can keep urs, it's ur choice

Freshprince91:
I am sorry for my last sentence even though i felt you berated me with your last sentence but calling me stupid is off the radar. I am not going to trade words.
One love Baba! Peace!

I always love this guy level of maturity... Thanks baba. Don't exchange word please...

Freshprince91:
Yes, i did because after i got her water to clean up her vomit, i thought about dropping her off and zoom off, but then again, if those people around saw this and they started shouting ritualist and my car gets mobbed in traffic and i get lynched on before i could defend myself, people like you would ask why do i not drive her down to her destination, or have you forgotten how someone here narrated a story of how he picked up a guy, not knowing he was insane, yet he still managed to drive him home to his mother after so many waiting time ?
Why would i frame up a lie? To get a cheap publicity? Not like they share part of their earnings with the person with the most concocted lies. Common mehn! This forum has been a great deal of help to me and i am indebted to the people ( Tojahh, Chillex, Pope 191, Gentle life, Kodred, Izzou, aunty radu, Gazzuz ,eherbal ,Yinka, Mr Jaydee, Ndubuis ,Cooladex, fasa 191 and every other person i forgot to mention) who've shared their experiences and took me in like their little brother even though we haven't seen yet .
People like you are very judgemental but what do i know, you're still looking for a car to drive.

Loud oo, "still looking for a car to drive.
Hahaha

Stanfeelings:
do u know how long it took them to save up to that? what is the money is tampered with? ur suggestion no gel sir

Gel or no gel. What do I know, that was why I said "my own little contribution" I didn't ask for your rating though

ndubuis:
Take a deep breath little man. The frustration appears real. Do not make threats that you will not be able to stomach when the chips are down, Mr. Keyboard Warrior. Don't deliberately put yourself in a fix. Judging from the tone of your text, you and I shouldn't even be having a conversation. Have a great day. Not gonna respond anymore to you, just not worth it.

Comment reserved cause of freshprince nice words... We are famz, regardless'

ndubuis:
Exactly, if you can. Good luck trying to beat me

And you will sure go home with a lot of blood after we have spend enough time at the police.
Pray make u no see my kind of person as customer,
You will know that where ur madness stop na there another man madness start.

temb:
Good afternoon fellow drivers, I met a client through taxify sometimes two months ago, we started doing offline trips at which he paid for the first two trips, of which he eventually borrowed 20k promising to transfer it to my account after the trip, well as it happens both the 20k and the money for trip which Is worth 50k, he refuses to pay. BIKO PLEASE HELP A FELLOW DRIVER. His numbers are 07053134858, 09021008220. His name is david Bricks and in all social media with that same name. He knows me as Benjamin.

You say? Bros.
I should be sincere with you, even if na me I won't pay such amount of accumulated money. It's gone... Go devil shrine sef, except the money is nothing to me in terms of maybe i spend upto or more than 50k everyday...

ndubuis:
sorry but not to my detriment. Safety above any other considerations. It's a waste of time trying to correct me on this one. I kicked a rider out of my car for refusing to go down. I'll do it over and over again whenever I feel the odds are against me. No apologies.

And I will give you the beating of your life, if I can beat you, if you fail to return me at the pickup location with no charges.
And if you take me back it's ursef u are doing, by the time u do it for 1week. We will know who is lossin, me or you?...