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During my sojourn in the Ivory Tower, I knew many guys who had their girlfriends stay with them! The truth is that any girl that brings her stuffs to stay in your house in school must have a secrete plan. Now, you ain’t married yet she stays with you in your one-room apartment or probably, a bed-sitter. You may think you are having a swell time, but my guy, let me tell you, you are definitely in for it!!! When a guy allows his girlfriend to stay with him in school, he is bound to do the following 5 foolish things:
#1) You spend the hard-earned money of your parents or guardians to rent an apartment and she packs in. She will save the money that has been given to her and use it to better her life! You go dey there dey form ‘married man’ I guess you have never worked for money before so you don’t freaking know what it means to cough out thousands or hundreds of thousands to rent an apartment! I know guys who wouldn’t allow their younger ones stay with them in school, but dem fit pay continuously for an apartment for dem and their girlfriends from 100L to final year. What a pity!!!
#2) You start feeding her! Deh say small pikin wey wan carry e papa for shoulder, na big blokos go suffocate am!!! When you decide to live like a married man, you must also accept the responsibilities of a married man! Simple. How can you be taking care of somebody when you are still being taken care of? I don’t get it. Most girls who find themselves in such position would definitely pray it lasts till they sit for their degree exams! She buys Brazilian hairs, jewelry, shoes, bags, clothes, etc with her up- keep money And you? You use yours to buy breads, fry eggs and make tea for the both of you! Not forgetting that her friends will still come and eat. When will you have sense then?
#3) If both of you are in the same dept., you end up doing assignments for her, writing tests and exams for her! Didn’t God give her brain? There’s a high possibility that she would graduate with a 2.1 and you, a 2.2 or a 3rd class because God must surely punish you for cheating and impersonating
#4) You lose your privacy and the opportunity to interact and associate with other reasonable, focused and ambitious students on campus! Your friends take precaution before they visit you. You are stuck with just one person. Why do you think young people are always encouraged to reach out to and make friends with members of the opposite sex far from the time they would be getting married? I ask you, Papa Lotanna!!! Yes, that’s who you are since you have decided to get married in school without the knowledge of your parents. That’s why I still prefer private universities. Things like cohabiting hardly take place!
#5) Foolishly thinking that both of you will get married at last! Most of the guys I knew personally in the university who cohabited with their girlfriends were later dumped or jilted after graduation. Reason: those girls would not want to lose their privacy normally living with a guy from 100L to final year but they decided to cohabit to save their resources and live on the guys’ resources I told you, these girls have plans and you are not part of their plans…just one of the steps on the ladder for those plans to be achieved!!! So when will you have sense, I asked again?
Go to school, study very hard, learn a trade or skill as you are schooling. Make adequate plans for life after graduation. Stop making marriage plans with your that babe that cohabits with you. If you do, you do, you either day-dreaming or living in a fool’s paradise! You are free to have girlfriend because you are mature but don’t allow them cohabit with you! A word is enough for the wise…peace to ya’ all.shocky will welcome ur comments.

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Ms Brenda Della Casa of YourTango lists ways you can really make yourself unhappy:

#1. Never take any time to get to know who you truly are. This one is important. The less you know about you, the less you will know about what you want, don’t want, and who you want to associate with.
#2. Don’t give your full attention to what it is you’re doing or to the person with whom you’re speaking. Paying attention will only get things done better (and faster). It will also help build bonds and improve existing relationships. Who needs that crap? Since he or she who stays calmest gets out of a chaotic situation the fastest, freak out and cause a high-drama in everyday situations.
#3. Jump to conclusions or make assumptions. Never give the benefit-of-the-doubt. This will allow you to make quick judgments and ruin relationships before they even get off of the ground.
#4. Change who you are to become who you think others will love and not leave. Allow your fear of rejection to be used against you.
#5. Live in fear of being judged. You know that people are going to have opinions about what you say, do, wear, and who you date. You’ll have ample opportunity to allow those opinions to dictate all of your decisions, from your hair and career choices to who you choose to date, and how authentically you live your life.
#6. Hold out for someone who fits every “box” you have for your dream partner. You may never find your ideal mate, but at least you’ll know you never “settled.”
#7. Compare yourself to others. Use their bodies, relationships, your own projections about who they are, and their happiness, to really showcase all the ways in which you fall short. We’re all a culmination of our own unique experiences, which means we’re going to walk alongside one another, but not always in the same direction. This makes comparing yourself to others a supremely effective way to make yourself miserable. Chase their dreams while you’re at it (this way you’ll never realize your own).
#8. Stay in a relationship with someone who lets you know they do not fully accept or respect who you are. Trying to change who you are to please them will definitely lead to increased confidence!
#9. Ignore your health. Keep smoking. Keep eating garbage. Continue to ignore your need for rest, water, and peace of mind.
#10. Hold tightly onto old habits, thoughts, and feelings. Just like those old jeans you’ll never wear again take up space in your closet, holding onto thoughts, ideas, and habits that no longer fit the person you are is a great way to waste time and avoid moving forward. Besides, if you keep doing what you’ve always done, things will never improve. Then you can complain more!
#11. Have long-winded, important discussions via text message. Completely mature and totally effective. Let’s hear it for smart decisions!
#12. Don’t learn the lesson, move on or do better next time. Just do the same thing over and over again.
#13. Spend your time attempting to be perfect. Perfection isn’t arbitrary at all and if you just pick, poke, push and put down enough you’ll achieve it, right?
#14. Don’t trust your intuition. Gut feeling? Get the eff outta here.
#15. Allow fear to guide you. Don’t do things you ache to do out of fear that you’ll get hurt or not achieve success. For added misery, sit on the sidelines and complain the whole time. Never train and join the race at all.
#16. Expect others to live up to your expectations. Then punish them severely when they don’t.
#17. Wait to be in a relationship before you start living your life fully. Oh, and be sure to use every bad date and failed relationship as proof that you’re not lovable.
#18. Gossip about others. This will make you look small and jealous, and effectively deter those with positive and productive attitudes from associating with you.
#19. Hate on everyone and everything. Project, roll your eyes, judge and let them know it by way of out-and-out criticism or delicious passive aggression.
#20. Refuse to communicate. Give the silent treatment or just freak out!
#21. Be defined by the negative comments of people who don’t really know who you are. You’re so basic and easily figured out that they MUST be right!
#22. Over-commit yourself. It’s the quickest way to stir up resentment. You’ll resent having to go to events you don’t want to be at, or your companions will resent that you’re last- minute flaking. Do it often so people stop inviting you altogether.
#23. Don’t ever stand up for yourself. It’s more important to be perceived as “nice” than self- respecting.
#24. Attach your opinion to your ego. Assume that you’re always right and argue with anyone who challenges you as though your very identity depends on it.
#25. Live in the past. You never know when that time machine will be invented (so it’s good to be prepared).
#26. Attach a string to all favors, compliments, emails, and calls. Those on the receiving end will feel effectively manipulated and used.
#27. Be jealous of the happiness and success of others. And use it as proof that you’ll never have what you want. Assume that those who are happy are conceited, and deserve to be put down or taught some kind of lesson.
#28. Don’t honor your word. Say one thing and do another. rude.
#29. Complain about everything. Point out all the reasons we have to be miserable. When anyone shares something positive, remind them of your own misery or why what makes them happy really isn’t worth celebrating. Do this in person, in texts, in social media posts. Wah Wah Wahhhh.
#30. Beat yourself up constantly. Your thighs? Huge. Your face? Getting old. Blow off all of the compliments your loved ones give you and ignore the tangible proof of your success. You suck!
#31. Criticize those around you. They need to hear how they can look, think and do better all the time. Besides, it will make you look superior, right?
#32. View kindness as weakness and approach kind people with a “survival of the fittest” mentality. Not you? No problem. Let people who think like this walk all over you and use your gentle nature as proof that you are a doormat.
#33. Talk yourself out of taking the steps towards your goals. Convince yourself that you’ll never achieve your goals, and then beat yourself up for not making progress.
#34. See passive and overt aggression and rudeness as power over others. It’s better to control and criticize than to help and understand, right?
#35. Hold on to resentment. Forgiveness is for weak people and suckers.
#36. Lie. Especially to people who really trust you and about super important things like, oh, fidelity.
#37. Share your secrets with people who haven’t earned your trust. And spill secrets of those who have trusted you.
#38. Don’t help people. Convince yourself that their success will only result in your own failure.
#39. Analyze everything. You’re sure to come to the right conclusions 100% of the time because you’re a genius, yo.
#40. Don’t say you’re sorry. Ever. Whatever bad things that happened were only a “reaction” to their initial misstep, right?

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Post University Tertiary Matriculation Examination (PUTME) Screening Exercise for the 2015/2016 Academic Session This is to inform all University Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) candidates who have applied for admission into the Benue State University, Makurdi for the 2015/2016 academic session that the University has scheduled its Post UTME Screening Exercise to hold at the University campus along Makurdi – Gboko road as follows: S/No Subject Date/Time 1. Commencement of online registration Monday, 27th July, 2015 2. Closure of online registration 12 midnight, 11th August, 2015 3. Date of Screening Exercise Thursday, 13th – Friday, 14th August, 2015 2) Candidates are to note that the screening exercise shall be conducted using OMR paper and pencil. 3) Eligibility UTME candidates must have scored not less than the indicated minimum scores for various courses in the UTME as shown below: S/No Faculty/College Department/Course Cut-Off Mark 1. Arts English 180 and above Linguistics 180 and above Philosophy 180 and above Religious Studies 180 and above History 182 and above French 180 and above Theatre Arts 181 and above 2. College of Health Sciences MBBS 232 and above Anatomy 199 and above Human Physiology 3. Education Education English 180 and above Education Biology 181 and above Education Chemistry 183 and above Education Physics 180 and above Integrated Science 183 and above Education Computer Science 180 and above Business Education 180 and above Home Economics 185 and above Education Management 180 and above Guidance & Counselling 180 and above Physical & Health Education 180 and above Pre-primary Education 180 and above Library & Information Science 213 and above 4. Environmental Sciences Geography 195 and above Urban & Regional Planning 189 and above 5. Law LL.B 243 and above 6. Management Science Accounting 201 and above Business Management 199 and above 7. Science Biology 180 and above Chemistry 180 and above Physics 182 and above Computer Science 180 and above Industrial Chemistry 180 and above Environmental Management & Toxicology 181 and above Mathematics 181 and above Microbiology 194 and above Statistics 189 and above Zoology 182 and above Plant Science & Biotechnology 180 and above 8. Social Sciences Economics 201 and above Mass Communication 214 and above Political Science 204 and above Psychology 210 and above Public Administration 201 and above Sociology 202 and above 4) Candidates are to print the 2015/2016 time table for the Post UTME Screening Exercise on the University website: www.bsum.edu.ng PROCEDURE FOR PAYMENT & REGISTRATION Candidates shall be required to: 1. Pay a non-Refundable fee to Benue State University, Makurdi Online in any of the designated banks using their UTME Registration Number as follows: Screening fee - N1,000.00 Processing fee - N1,500.00 Total - N 2,500.00 2. The designated banks are as follows: First Bank Plc Union Bank Plc Fidelity Bank Plc Zenith Bank Plc EcoBank Plc UBA Plc Guaranty Trust Bank Plc Sterling Bank Plc Unity Bank Plc Skye Bank Plc 3. Using your UTME Registration No. proceed to register Online for the Post UTME screening exercise from 27th July to 11th August, 2015. 4. Proceed with the Online registration Print-out and receipt of payment to the Faculty of your programme of choice for documentation and signing by the Dean of the Faculty. 5. Produce JAMB UTME Online Result Slip with a recent passport photograph affixed to be submitted during the Screening Exercise. 6. Candidates are advised to come along with HB Pencil and also adhere strictly to their choice of programmes at UTME.

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Reasons Why First Class Students In School Never Become First Class People In Life 

Hardly do first class graduates become first class personality
While in University, we often spend too much energy in acquiring good grades that we forget to acquire good class personality.
After concentrating all energy in acquiring the first class grades, we transform into a society where first class grades don’t matter much as having a first class personality.

In school, its easy to read,memorize and pass exams, but in real life, there is no sure book of life to progress, no memorizing, no exams, just you and your inbuilt capability which require no contest with anybody.
Those who eventually become big in life are mostly people who hardly make good grades in school.
Anifowoshe Titilope had reported that, Prof. Abletor Sedofia from University of Ghana has this to say to us:
“Academic excellence is overrated!

Did I just say that? Oh, yes, I said it. Being top of your class does not necessarily guarantee that you will be at the top of life. You could graduate as the best student in Finance but it doesn’t mean you will make more money than everybody else.

The best graduating Law student does not necessarily become the best lawyer. The fact is life requires more than the ability to understand a concept, memorise it and reproduce it in an exam. School rewards people for their memory. Life rewards people for their imagination.
School rewards caution, life rewards daring. School hails those who live by the rules. Life exalts those who break the rules and set new ones. So do I mean people shouldn’t study hard in school? Oh, no, you should. But don’t sacrifice every other thing on the altar of First Class.

Don’t limit yourself to the classroom. Do something practical. Take a leadership position. Start a business and fail. That’s a better Entrepreneurship 101.Join or start an association. Contest an election and lose. It will teach something Political Science 101 will not teach you. Attend a seminar.

Read books outside the scope of your course.… Do something you believe in!

Think less of becoming an excellent student but think more of becoming an excellent person. Make the world your classroom !

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With the dawn of the digital age new opportunities have been coming out almost nonstop. Here are but a few of the great ways people have found ways to make serious dough in recent history
#1 BLOGGING Do you have something to say to the world ? An interpretation of political events perhaps, or the best styles coming out this fall season, or perhaps your opinion of a new video game? If you have a voice then perhaps blogging should be a career choice for you. From news to fashion to even gaming, people are being paid to spread their opinions. Fashion bloggers make their scratch by recommending clothes and accessories, for which they get a referral fee, as well as from website clicks. Plus there are niche blogs like Techcurch, Mashable, The Huffington post, whose value has skyrocketed from ad banners and ‘pay by clicks’ to literally millions.
#2 YOUTUBE Once upon a time Youtube was just a place to upload and look at cool videos. Now it’s a whole new revenue stream for creative individuals . The more exposure they get, the more money they can earn. And that’s not all, if they are popular enough companies will want to sponsor them with money, gifts or even contracts to make them their spokesperson. From makeup tutorials to game commentary Youtube stars are racking millions from views, paid endorsements and sponsorships. Thank you, internet.
#3 APPS Smartphones are an ever increasing important part of our lives. As such more and more applications, or apps, are being designed to suit our needs. Companies like Google, Microsoft, Yahoo and such are always on the lookout for fresh new ideas to make our lives a little easier. And once you develop a good time-saving app you can put it on the market yourself or sell it after it’s become popular enough. These big companies buy apps from 10 million to even a 100 million in some cases.
#4 SELLING THINGS ONLINE You may not be into developing apps, or putting up your opinions on the World Wide Web, but you can perhaps find your fortune using by buying and selling online. You can save loads of money by only renting a storage space and selling your goods online. You can even make a killing on homemade products like entrepreneur Alicia Shafer who sells her handmade crafts on Etsy to the tune of $80,000 a month.
#5 STARTUP If you have a great idea for a business but not the cash to start it, perhaps a startup is the way to go. All over the world startup capitals are popping up. Just a few are San Francisco, London, New York, Berlin, most of The Netherlands and so on. Venture capital investments for the last decade have toppled 48 billion in 2014 and it’s only going to get higher. Old money is looking with increased interest at fresh new ideas, and young adults are reaping the benefits.

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