₦airaland Forum

edurochas10:
Hahaha no all are a camper after all

keep on SCAMMING nairalanders with that fake data reseller image. You scammed a friend of mine but i tell you this, ur DEATH is near and awoof recharge cards wont save. U r destroying the data reseller business which is based on trust, soon, young enterpreneurs of will run out of business due to acts like yours. Ur destiny has been tied to HELL, and there will it dwell till you are disgracefully erased from earth.

your phone number or mail

Inspite of President Buhari filling all top available government posts with northerners and muslims, the president has taken this act further.
President Buhari has refused to grant PTA (dollar reduction or sell dollar at cheap price) for business purposes, refused for educational purposes, refused for olympics and paralympic travellers but GRANTS PTA for MUSLIMS GOING TO MECCA FOR HAJJ.

This man is the most tribal president in Nigeria history. Christians and Sountherners are just mere slaves and second class citizen to this man.

goonsmi:
Don't put the cat before the horse. Dino should just caress her and we will all see the next episode. his beating will start right from inside that chamber.

If DINO tries it, infact just little sef, he will not last 6months on earth as long as JAGABAN LIVES.... dats an assurance

Damilare5882:
thats not Haram .. thats lack of respect and culture in my own view... Name that king that will ever receive a hand shake both home and abroad...

Old school thoughts. KINGS now greet people wt their IRUKERE and after dat offer handshake. ESPECIALLY to people they have known before they became king. if u still wana argue, my username says it all. so i experience this situation EVERYDAY

duchess02:
Adeniran Mayomi I sight u

PADI MI, mo ko eje jare.... nice one

A friend sent this questions to me this morning and i decided to lay my hands on it. See my answers below and please rate me.

MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL
QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL
MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2
years, eventually she drops you
for another guy. Calculate the
percentage of time wasted. (20
marks)

ANSWER- princemayomi.
Time in hours in 2yrs is 24 x 2 x 355.5= 17064hours

u spend approximately 15% of ur daily time with her and 20% thinking about her, that's 35% of your time
35% of 17064hrs = 5972.4hrs

you have wasted approximately 5972.4hours of ur life in d past 2yrs


2. You bought a phone for your
girlfriend and she gave it to
another guy. Using trigonometric
identities, derive a general
formula for
this type of love. (20 marks)

ANSWER- princemayomi

let the girl=a, the guy= b and you= c and the phone= C

the general formular is

c²= a² + b² -2ab x CosC


3. (For Boys) You're dating
around 15 girls and every girl is
demanding for a Samsung Galaxy
and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against
prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate
your future poverty (5marks)

ANSWER- princemayomi

the question has no solution because it is complete as the Model of samsung galaxy is not states and the price cant be known or assumed. And also the number of girls who EITHER demanded iphone6s OR samsung galaxy isnt stated


4. You are dating other peoples'
sisters yet you don't want to see
any guy with your sister.
Calculate the Percentage Error in
your
Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

ANSWER- Princemayomi


the percentage error in human character is been proving to be 99% because no human is perfect. so the probability dat my sister will go to a Guy's house (e.g Tinto and Kapable) while she says she's going vigil is 0.99
so therefore, the percentage error in my thinking capacity is 99%

5. You are a civil servant, your
wife is a petty trader, your
combined household income is
less than 350k. Your daughter
who
is awaiting SSCE result is using
iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy
both worth 350k. Calculate the
Percentage of your Parental
Negligence. (20 marks)

ANSWER- Princemayomi

Since the total income of both parents is equal in amount of the phone the daughter uses, the percentage negligence is 100%


6. (For girls) You're a girl and you
have dated 20 guys with hard
labor, use the law of deminishing
Return to calculate the substance
that will be left for your husband
to enjoy. (20 marks)

ANSWER- Princemayomi

it's for girls


7. You can't give your wife 1k for
a pot of soup, but you spend
over 10k in bars and resturant.
Calculate the radius of your
'stupidity', take π=3.142(20
marks)
BEST OF LUCK!..

ANSWERS- Princemayomi

Assuming this situation is of one-time event
the 1k pot of soup will probably last 24hours
while the 10k in bar and restaurants will last 4hours

if 1k soup is 24hours,
10k will last 240hours


calculating the length of stupidty= 240-4= 236hours

the degree of stupidity =

if 240 = 360°
4 = 6°
the degre of stupidity is 360° - 6°= 354°

equating the length of stupidty to length of arc, the equation is

L = @ x 2πr ÷ 360

wher r is the radius of stupidity
making r, the subject of the formula

r = L x 360 ÷ (2 x 3.142 x @)

r= 236 x 360 ÷ ( 2 x 3.142 x 356)

r= 38.19meters
the radius of stupidty is 38.19meters



Princemayomi's Epic Solutions... (Just for Fun)

Sunnycliff:
This is not good. When we should be getting computer savvy we are going back to analogue systems!

#negative change!

First of all, how many CBT exams have you witnessed in Nigeria without computer error or issue complain? Do you know even abroad Most of their exam is still handwritten.. See, its better we do exams and avoid complains than employ a new system dat might not work. Even Unilorin that does CBT internal exams do it in almost 4batches for one single class exam for the CBT to be effective. now imagine Jamb or University post jamb trying to do that, how many batches will that be? do you know how much it'll? Do you think the 2500 can pay invigilators for the different batches and days for the exam? See, i will rather do handwritten exam and be sure of seeing my result than doing CBT and hearing issues like computer switched off, i couldnt submit, etc

Maxineng:
Na Igbo guy abi? Na them like all this type of shoes.

He isnt Igbo guy. He is a yoruba boy. His name is Abass Ramon. He attended Command Secondary School Ipaja Meiran (boarding school) from 1998-2004. He grew up in Bariga.

AtlanticBreeze:
a fraud in 1984, still a fraud in 2016, nothing has changed.. buhari is a clear proof that nigerians (who voted buhari) are the only problem with nigeria

should we have left GEJ and his looters to suck the nation dry? The point is, the country needed another government. APC was the only powerful enough to challenge and majority voted. So blame no one man. IF GEJ had fought the looters, he will still be in power

Samtoby:
Only in Nigeria corrupt leaders have supporters... Just give them 1K from 1M you stole and they will become your bitch for the rest of their lifes...

smh

What do you expect from people whose government has not made the economy favourable? people who cant afford 1meal of just 100naira. So they com see 1000naira to shout for just 30mins and you say make dem no collect. Please dont blame them o. Blame the stupid looters, past and present government who have made our economy unfavorable for the average man

Where my Pulse sim, La recharge La TRY.... FTC

wow, that's good. CR7 in d making. FTC

See Witch hunting. just days after winning primaries. na wa ooo. FTC

See hand hanging, this doesnt look good but u bet the Alaafin thought Aisha was Haram

pele fo d lady ooo. Fayose's family

Jobless Looters, expected nothing less though

your uniform wont change your sentence. FTC

can this girls still be found? FTC

IPOB attack on son of the soil... #NoPity FTC

ahahahahaha, Joke of the Day. Oya, FP straight. FTC on point

Op, na you post, na u be FTC, na wa oo. Lovely couple, looking great....#BlackBeauty

Can someone move away from subsidy wahala and please answer this simple WAEC question?
WHO DRANK IT
Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3 billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people is about 200 bottles per person a year. The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim. Both religions enjoin adherents to avoid alcohol. So, who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A country of unassailable contradictions... More churches and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because it does not include paraga, and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro, monkey tail, palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only God knows...!
But please answer me... Who drank it?

mineANDurs:
Play hard to get and wait like 6months b4 getting intimate with him(if u want to), it works like magic.
They will disagree but its true.


Modified...
Stop calling for my head guys.
It is a well known "fact" that u guys tag any girl u find it easy to sleep with "a hoe".
U guys wants easy sex but disregard d girl after it.

Serious minded men will love and wive u if u "do not" give them easy sex.

See, i had colleagues who toasted ladies for two years n above jst to sleep with her. they just want to have a taste n see aw it feels. so ds ur criteria isnt d best. Infact to be candid, d ladies av dated n ad sex wt within 2weeks are d ones av spent 2years n above with. d 1s who delayed didn't last 2months afta d sex. so jst pray to God mak ur own man come cos no criteria given, followed or obeyed can help in holding a man down

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PRINCE ADENIRAN MAYOMI
08065692217, 07017228545
e-mail: princeadeniranmayomi@gmail.com

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PRINCE ADENIRAN MAYOMI
08065692217, 07017228545
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