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Hmmm, another bomb, another update! Lovelyn the naughty girl, she rocked your world during her short stay. I love the twist about how chelsea won, its brilliant of yhu. I think yhu did that to escape the wrath of chelsea fan.

[quote author=wizsolzy post=54889467][/quote] haven't seen yhur partner in crime, ikombe, both here and On Tradition. Hope he's doing fine?

If yhu continue like this, i can authoritatively say that am seeing this story at FP very soon.

Cc: obinnau, pls fp things

Wow! This is what i call porn in writing. Quite amazing.. U nearly got me jacking off dude.. Buh this one that u ar screwing a nameless lady, hope ur shango wil b ready to rescue yhu once the consequences started flowing in?

Keep it coming mehn.. Am enjoying every bit of it.

Chumzypinky:
Hmm, neva knew hubby was as spoilt as dis

spoit? how do yhu mean?

TheBlessedMAN:
very soon pls. Just get bak frm work.. Thanx

ur update made up 4 d long wait. It was worth the wait.

wizsolzy:
Hmmmm don't worry dat day is coming.. Lemme call my brother ikombe I yaf not seen him for a long time now

if u ar nt careful dude, u might b charged to court 4 kilin people wit lafta tru ur hilarious pics

wizsolzy:
.Na so. BROS

hmmm.. Am still looking forward to when yhu will make a comment without pics

dasilver20:
Wow this tori go make sense infact reserve v.v.i.p seat for me and thanks for the invite

you are welcome on board my lady. Hope yhu brought enough popcorn?

Mr Shango. Pls update for us na. I need it urgently.. Thanks

Pls, don't delay the update.. Its getting interesting..

wizsolzy:
Hmmmm post jamb questions

this man and his comic pics is here..

Goodmorning to you madam Chumzypinky. Hows Tradition going? I am waiting for its conclusion before i read it. Its a very interesting story.

Cc:dasilver20(f), TMDavidWest(f), ikombe, alarmednigerian, Atayis (m), supernet4, Ademi22, Adesina12, Toshiba49ja(m), nanadeeva01(f), olatex25(m), Favouritetega(f), cubby4(f), opeano(m), chinnyness122(f), pelumee15(f), MYJIST(m), Divineroyalty(f), TiffanyJ(f), Sharafawizkidayo(m), Tife101(m), Sandydayziz(f), Nder(m), balosammy(m), muyex1(m), Leriebloom(f), RolaDiva(f), oluwatymylehyn(m), presido997(m), Bishop(m), uncutz(m), Chidusky(m), Babysuccess02(f), Daniluv2k4(m), Oly23(f), frankcris(m), Oyegoke89, Angelinastto(f), larabae13(f), tunjilomo(m), akinkudin, kingphilip(m), skarlett (f), NevetsIbot, Missmossy(f), ROYH, Shakyroh320(f), Babsopey(m), sirblero(m), Olajhidey22(m), teeghurl(f), MrKIDO(m),

come and read pls.

Pls continue.. Next update abeg.. Am enjoying this..

TheBlessedMAN:
ok bro. I hope i don't disappoint

sure yhu won't. Becos with what yhu've dropped so far, i don't see yhu disapointin

Hmmmmm.. This is gonna be great. I was once like Jide, but thank God, am no more stubborn.. Kwantinu

Tgold1:
I am aware brotherly, karma is my b*itch. I eff it anyao

ok o. Goodluck dealing with Karma.

Tgold1:
I will do bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) willplead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too

Tgold, are yhu sure yhu can stand up to Karma? Just as Queenliz says, He is a B*tch yhu know..

Johnflowey1738:
omo the guy try sha
another flow1738 in the making

i thought as much bro.. The guy is really talented. Lets wait and see what he's got up his sleeves.

Johnflowey1738 bro, what can yhu say about this comical introduction? Cos i found it hilarious

TheBlessedMAN:
Cc: PRINCEOFPRINCE. i invite u my Hero members.

oh my Gawd.. this intro is enough to make me believe that this story wil be good. Ride on Niggar..

TheBlessedMAN:
In my 20+ years time of living on this 6000years old planet called Earth.. I av come to realise that It is every SINGERS's prayer and ambition is to make it to Grammy award Gala ..


Every footballers wish is to Win Balon'dor.


Every wrestlers wish is to beat John chukwu Cena.


Every Boxer's wish is to defeat Floyd Aduragbemi Mayweather..


Every Judas wish is to become an Iscariot..


Every Lazarus wish is to wake up the 4th day after death.


And Every Nairaland writer's wish is to make it to Front Page.


Buh, seeing as u don turn getting to Front Page as easy as finding a Male Gay and a female Lesbian is sumtin else..


Its like, Front Page is gradually becoming ur personal resident...




God has givin u sumtin that is not common... Which is a GENIUSTIC Brain, AND UNCOMMON Intellectual way of reasoning and Thinking..



Baby, i don't say what am about to say often, buh once i say it, heaven knows am just being sincere..


So, It is with great admiration of wetin dey happen, and Under Duress of Truthfulness, that i say ...



GARRI is now being sold at 3,500naira in my area... Where exactly are we going in this country?


.........ah...ah... What were u expecting? Another compliment? After all the Epistlelistic compliments av giving u b4? Common, dnt b an OLIVER TWIST...

ah, chumzypinky, this yhur husband is something else. He never ceases to amaze me with his comment. Weldone for a great story here chumzy.

TheBlessedMAN:
am lafin in silence.. I love u too... Buh we are not getting married until This Recession is over and Buhari becomes an Ex-president. Cos i don't want to b the first person to be receiving Slippers and Toothbrush or #100 recharge card as wedding gift after people don chop almost 8bags of rice ..

ahahahahahaha! This comment really got me rolling on the floor.. @SLIPPERS nd TOOTHBRUSH..

TheBlessedMAN:
CHUMZYPINKY.. I tink we just av to accept the fact that, every Arthur needs a Morgana, every Seeker needs a Darken Rahl, every Clark kent needs a Lex Luthor, every Jonathan needs a Patience, every Elena needs a Nikklaus, so as every want to be Sucessful writer needs some Nuiscance to remind him or her that, We can't all b lovers of Gud things..


Lets just 4get that his Goliat ever tormented David, and move on. NEXT UPDATE PLS... Lets get this over WITH.

hmm. Yhu r not only sarcastically funny, but sarcastically wise as well.. No wonder Chumzypinky is falling for yhu..

Nnnena:
chai this person wan kill chumzypinky with blames sha hmmmmm

lady, don't mind that guy, he's just a PROFESSIONAL SARCASTIC COMMENTATOR [P.S.C]

Am his number 1 fan..

TheBlessedMAN:
Yea.. I must comment.. Buh, i wanna ask u a question.. Promise to be honest...


Can't u ever write an injury free story 4 once? Must every story u write end up sending sum1 to coma?

And again, pls U no dey do screening for all this ur characters b4 u hire them ba?


Why am i asking this last question... Its simply becos most of them are senseless... For instance, look at that expensive idiot called Dike, see how he's been treating people of the opposite sex? When u first introduce him to us, u presented him to us as someone that has integrity and as a responsible man, nt d other way round. Now see what a nuiscance u and ur manipulative pen have turn him to


2. Shivani - God, i hate this girl eh, even if HATRED has got a price tag and its ready for auction, am ready to outbid the highest bidder just to buy enough HATEs so that i can professionaly and Legally hate her without any consequences.. Chumzy, u introduce her to us, as a woman of self exteem buh now, c wat u and ur Pen hav turn her to? A MOTHER's Sissy... I hate her, to say the least..


MIA.. - My favrite Character so far.. Atleast she agreed to b the only Villain in the story... More evil to ur heart, as u embark on this diabolic and wayward life..


FREDA - mama, i must tel u, the distance between ur Brain and common sense is longer than the square root of Diego costa's real age..
No be abuse o, na painful fact..


Chinny - with every basket mouth character, comes a swollen cheek and a black eye .. Ur Nepa only knw how to cut wire, u no know how to sow am bak.. Shame on u.. U better beg Chumzypinky(ur boss) and her cruel Pen to deliver u from the devil u call a husband b4 he turn u to a punching bag..


Chumzypinky- am warning u, u better watch it.. U better thread cautiously, dis one that u've started turning a G.R.A (the story) into Oshodi market.. No be say, its ur way of warming up to start killing ur characters one by one? U wil now be saying thats 'FICTION FOR ME'. I SWEAR To u ON ARSENE WENGER'S sturborness, if u wound anyone, talkless of killing, if i no Sell my grandpa's 1942 504 peugeot and use the money to carry u to court, i swear fervently Make MTN NO BORROW ME CREDIT AGAIN..


By the way... HAPPY BUHARI'S RETURN..his 1st day in office, no LIGHT IN MY AREA..

Oh my! This guy is somefin else.

Buh, yhu are really talented..

TheBlessedMAN:
Sequel to RED ASHES

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Me- (faces Chumzypinky)

To what END!.. I say TO WHAT FORKING END do u av to do diz? Mrs CHUMZYPINKY?

because of the retreival of one stewpid 8gb memory thats full of 'ASSUMPTIONS' U took d life of an innocent? Ehn? Ok.. I dey come, make i bash ur characters first..



Me-(turns to MummyM) Madam Mabel... U see say na u kil ur own pikin? Only if u had kept ur mouth shut just for 6 more hours, i hav a feeling ur son might stil b alive.. Buh instead, u decided to let loose the gate of hell by running ur mouth like tap water...


Me - (turns to Kainene) And to u Kainene, U see ur life? I don dey expect u to do sometin unforgivable right frm the genesis of this story, buh instead u choose to do the damaging and unthinkable at the 90+added time mins of Red ashes.. Ah, u be commited Mugu..

Drop Gun, u no drop... Drop gun, u no drop... Drop gun, u no drop... Until u took d life of ur childs father? Av told u several times that, Thugery life, doesn't pay... Now u av killed him... Ur eye don clear.. Now go and marry the corpse o... U diz essential idiot.. U wan cry? Walahi, if i hear one cry 4 ur Mouth, i go give dat empty skull of urz a heavy Reset to factory settings Knock that wil send ur memory back to madness.. Stupid girl of a shameless father.. *hisses*


Me - (turns to Chucks) wait, shebi u suppose don die b4? Wetin u stil dey find? Everytin gud about this great story started falling apart, d moment u signed a contract with Chumzypinky to ruin peoples life... I wonder how much she offerred u, to av made u agreed to torment peoples life like diz.. Well, its like Death don forget u, maybe Death's stil grieving abt Arsenal's loss to Liverpool, thats why he forgets that u are next on his list..

once he kills u, pls i want u to do me a favour.. JUST STAY DEAD, cos if i hear say ur ugly ghost stil dey disturb people, wetin i go use ur eye see eh? U no go like am.. *hisses*


Me- (turns to Myra) Myra.. I have just 3 words for u.. THUNDER FIRE YOU (IJN)


ME- (Back to Chumzypinky) I just av one Question 4 u.. Ans it well, and u might av a chance of going scott free with all d crimes u and ur pen av both committed truout diz story..

The Question is, WHERE DID U GET THE GUN U GAVE KAINENE?

ah.. Sequel indeed.. This more like complaint.. Nice1

TheBlessedMAN:
Hmmmnyhemnnnyhe... * I sigh in Igbo language.. CHUMZYPINKY... Baby, I cork my gun 4 u 3times o..(take am *GBOSA! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!)


It wil b d 2nd worst thing i eva do with my Godgiven Hands if i ever read a great and Nice story like this without commenting..(the 1st was masturbating anytime my Gf sends me a 'PLEASE CALL ME 'I LOVE U' sms) So i really have to comment very fast cos she just sent me another sms...

U wil know its a gud story, when its becoming a Regular candidate of Front Page...


U wil know the Authoress (name of a female writer) of the story is a firstclass graduate of 'STREET FIGHTING' when u see 2 beautiful, but sadly senseless Characters fighting and pinching each other to the extent of pouring Sand'ine' on each others mouth.. Thats not the work of the Devil, buh the handiwork of a renowned Street fighter Authoress..


U will know a Gud story when u see that Common sense is not excluded from any Update...


BACK TO KANIENE=>

*pls when will u grow up? U av been living this thugeretory life since the invention of Vanaculars in primary sch...

*THUGERY characters don't last.. They always gets overthrown by Silent, Mild and easy going characters like [fill in the gap]

The devil have been requesting 4 Whatsapp digits so that he can add u to the *THE BONAFIDE CANDIDATES OF HELL* group on whatsapp, and yet u plan on sucesfully giving him with this recessive attitude of urs?..

* My dear Kaniene, U need to start acting maturely b4 Buhari gots deported back to the country by Donald Okechukwu Trump, just like other sturborn nigerians that refuses to come back home..


well, this are my little Pisses of advice 4 u Mrs Ruggedy.. Pls be safe and take care of that Next citizen of this country that u are harbouring in ur Womb


KAMSY... Pls keep up the gud work.. U av sucesfully overthrown that dreadlocked girl called Kaniene frm my favourite characters list.. U are really great... Thanks to Chumzypinky for giving us this wonderful character...


Well, i wait in higher Coma of expectation for either the Return of Buhari or Ur next common sense Update, Chumzy... Keep it up..


TEAM HERO..

this comment is the best i ever seen frm anyone... Yhu're really talented with words... Keep it up bro..