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northvietnam:
do u even know the meaning of jail...


google it my dear..

jail. and prison ain't same thing...


once a criminal is arrest the person goes to jail straight... from jail the Peron will go to Court then from Court if found wanting, goes to prison..

Teacher don teach me nonsense lol!
So the police is the criminal right? What crime did he commit? Bcox one nonsense celebrity no one obey order!
My dear, abeg go sit down for bush!

Because he buy her KFC lol

Oh shatap! Jail ko prison ni!

Na so they dey jail? Say you be who kwanu? No arrest, no court, str8 to jail.

The police/police station need security to watch them!

Lol

Lol

Zhe froblem with Zhe feofle of Sokoto is prom Zhe fronanciation op fe and ep!

Magicdon:
Mr man leave d man alone. Go to Ghana, Liberia, Sierra Leone, South Africa here in Africa ppl wear camouflage and their soldiers dont have ur time. Nobody harasses u. Nigeria army are backward. Nigerian army rank n file especially needs reorientation

What about in Nigeria? Lol

Funny thing be say Nigerians dey cry say things bad, but this our president situation worst pass oh!

How person go dey live life wey people no know whether you dey alive or dead?
If na me I go rather commit suicide than to kill myself for this country lol

And e still wear the camo?

Kenshinmunac:

We need more guys like you on NL. Lay back easy going guys that can take jokes and keep life and day going. Instead of the type wey go come for my head for joking with them.

Ndi wuru awu Naga eje!

Ahmedhussain3463:
bt tomorow u will call dem terrorist bt u dey fashion their style of protest

I dey fear you sef with this your moniker.

PrettyCrystal:
do u really want this man dead

Do you really want honest answer?

Tunubu kwom closer.

Am ok here your excellency.


Tinubu be like

Let me seat at the far end, I no know watin you carry before I catch watin I no know.

Middle East protest is still my favorite!!
All this naija protest no get action. They even get time poose for picture!!

Review of minimum wage? The one wey una dey pay abi the one wey una dey owe? See your mouth!

@Op, what version of Nokia touchlight you use take this pictures?

Ok

Kenshinmunac:
Bros take am easy with the weed

Tell your mama to stop selling to me lol

You need to contact your village asap!!

Somebody dey call and look you for mirror lol

@op the speed I was running to get here will ki.ll person if I jam them! Only to be for nothing. Behave yourself oh

Zabilon007:
#teamEfe

yomibelle:
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ExpiredNigeria:
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hakeem4:
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See una life?

mmb:
We pray to God to give good health to our president and long life. Ameen

Take that to religion or Obituary section abeg!

NLchikeeto:
I don't d concept of grabbing a guy, grabbing a girl ass in photoshoot trending these days................4 me,it makes d girl looks slutty............see how d guy grab d ass like say na him pillow.

Lol relax! It's nothing but sh!tbox lol
But seriously though this president wedding thing don dey too much. Even people wey their bride price no complete too Wan take president wedding pictures.

omega25red:
Like i said she would have to come marry him and go back home to apply for the spousal visa according to that tv show anyway

Thank God say na TV show you call am. E no easy like that

Lizzyangel:
is anybody in the house feeling or have felt the same way am feeling? right now i am going crazy. i have been living with them(father,mother,and siblings inlaw) for past 4yrs and things get worse……many things i cant type happens on daily basis. which i cannot type all…it is killing my self esteem…someone should advice me on what to do.as my hubby was not allowed to leave without building his own house been the.only son and family custom

please i need advice on what to do from experienced and matured minds.

My mom was living with me when I got married. When my wife moved in, it was ww3. Women pick on every single crap they can find. I bet your father inlaw is not the case! Men tend to live well with daughter inlaws and know how to overlook things but women?
Having said that, my best advise is to move out with your husband. Get a place of your own even if it's face me I face you! Trust me you will be happier in a public house than a family house. You can sing with dry voice at 5am and no one will complain, you can walk around naked and no one will talk! You can chose not to cook and buy mama put rice and it's fine while in family house you must cook for everybody! I can go on till tomorrow but bottom line is you guys need to move out. Leave that only son bullsh!t and tradition nonsense! The gods that made those rules are not the ones going through hell with you now.

Give me some money!
No, I won't!
Why? You have started!
Started what? Or its you that have started!
Is it me you're talking to like that?
No, it's your shadow!

Gban kri krin gba (in kitchen), find a knife! Then chum!!

Wife ran out, took a picture and forwarded to all whatsapp contact and told them to share on whatsapp, facebook, youtube, metube, ustube, everywhere lol

Pastor ran outside too after wife! Just thank your God that I am daddy and you are mommy!! If you were a nurse, na kill I for kill you as we dey for Houston.

harlee:
am a young boy of 23years,with the present state of the nation.i am thinking of moving out of the country to look for greener pastures.but am confused on the country to visit. any advice on the country I can travel to and work with less issues (work permit issues).

At 23 and looking for greener grass tells me or any immigration/visa officer that you have no family ties to Nigeria such as lucrative business, wife/kids, properties, good job/salary. Going to Europe at your age without concrete plan such as genuine business or school is a waste cux u might end up dealing with/in drugs. If you have first degree or someone that can sponsor you, I will recommend going as a student to any of those places I named above. That will put you in better shape both length of visa, more flexibility, you can open a bank account, get a driver license (most student in US and Canada now drive Uber/lyft) some deliver pizza. You are also permitted by law to work up to 20 hours a week on campus! And all that is if you go on a student visa. Visitors visa can't do those things I mentioned! Most you can is opening an account which is useless if you don't have a job or income to put in it.

Also, I read through your post/threads and in less than 2 months you seem to want to do everything! Don't make yourself jack of ALL trade and master of NONE. You want to buy a car, you want to start a business, you want to get a loan, you want to travel abroad. Guy, if you fail to plan, you already plan to fail. Sit down or sleep over what you really want to do. Chase your abroad dream with spare money like mmm oga advise lol. Any money invested in visa runs especially if someone or an agent is helping you is gone. You are only 23 and I like your strength and zeal to better yourself but do it carefully and smartly. If the car you bought is for business/transportation, give it at least a year and see how it go! Especially if you operate it yourself. If you rush into anything, you will rush out of it! Grass being greener on the other side depend on who dey look ohh. I live in USA and know people that I sometimes ask myself "whata fk are they doing here?" Bcox of their condition. So plan well so that you no go go one yeye place for Europe all in the name of travel out go marry your mama mate for docu! With school runs you go jam babes your age and if love happen, you carry go!! Good luck!

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Countries like USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Sweden, Germany, UK, Denmark, Finland, and Norway.
Am sure you yourself (op) knew about this countries but won't get there easily. Even if you do/can, your visiting visa will not get you a work permit or residency to just start working and living there legally.

I just no get why or how millions of una trusted a man named 2face. He's simply living up to his name

What's up with the bullet shelves? Abi they Wan kill am join?