naija209:


Thanks Bros. I have sent a pm to you. Check your email and reply, so I can send my details to you.

God bless you.

I just replied your email.

naija209:
Make una help me oh!!

I need only 5,000 Naira. Let me use it and put food inside my stomach.
At least it will serve me for 14 days. Una fit contribute, no amount is too small.

Inbox me account info

Lol! Using the term deportation for those countries is simply an insult to Nigeria.

Who are they?

And when did they add "Amen" to it?

Ok, is this one also an apostle?

Cux they've upgraded above bishops and all that!

They no even get Limited or PLC!
They still be small company and they just register.

Jesus has it all! Since yesterday! Today! And forever!!

BiafranBushBoy:
I bet my balls that they are from the eastern side of Nigeria!!

Chai...!!

Stop betting with useless things! Bet something else.

Op your brain dey pain you? How did you come up with that list?

Seun: we need slap, waka, and middle finger icon abeg!

What's gorgeous there?

I don't like discrimination!!

Others see everything!
Poster come dey cover spots for us not to see!

Na this women wey wear Mary amaka skirt be the journalist?

Step daughter wey fit born her Abi?

Wrong move Mrs wife!

You just advertised her for a whole more husbands in calabar

I pray and put God in your midst cux if una ever fight, na ww3 e go be!
Lawyer and Soldier?

FortuneTeller:


I can't tell him... but I will tell my sis. I hope the man is not a gay who has entered our family.

How come ur moniker na fortuneteller and you no see any of this happening before now?

Ok

The whole note still have no value

bombay10:



I am an Eu family member* I have never looked for easy quick visa ( Ask for a relaxed immigration country within the EU). Everything takes time minimum 3 months depending on your application route. Making money is my hobby since surulere ....So leave that and ofcourse you need to have income to accommodate your dog talk more of someone visiting you . They are also indirect EU family member and will be relocating to live here so you need some bread and regular income to show u wont depend on the state. Demonstration financial in-dependency from the state will be a major factor!

Oga, we both know all this. That was why I said there's no easy or relaxed version of migrating. Any good country is tough to get their visa lately not to talk of work permit or residency (I can't even remember when it was easy per say). Like I also said, your topic or thread tittle made it sound like you want an urgent sharp sharp migrating for them which was why I wrote my first book in the name of advise or opinion to you! And if you've noticed, I always end them with "na your cup of soda". You don't have to listen to me.

bombay10:



If bringing them thru uni is the simplest form....my sister is here through uni..I asked of bringing them as a family member of eea and they cannot work at tht age..thanks

And you need to educate yourself before misleading others. They can work at age 15 and 16 if they want to. Check your facts. They can even get a job with parents/sponsor's consent at even 13 or 14. They can also only work part time (20 hours a week) if in school in some countries! Do you research.
You also don't need any visa agent or NL to guide you on how to legally sponsor them as family if your own status is intact/legal. Contact your immigration authority.
Finally, if you don't have the blood or jejelity to stand NL yabing, blasting, and bad mouthing, make you no come her to ask questions cux some folks here will insult your entire generation for simply asking which continent Nigeria is in! Kapish?

bombay10:



Sometimes you really have to undertake a little proof read tablets before commenting a whole book...I simply was asking which country has more relaxed immigration rule.

I am not saying they need to come ASAP...but I need to make a money to try and bring them..if your brother was was a drug dealer don't mean that will applies to everyone...your long story is like tales by moonlight..drifting away from the subject matter.

I'm an account analyst in a property management company....been working for the last 4 years here and I do not depend on women.....and my wife works part time because of our son...So if you think everyone here is illiterate and fustrated....then you must change your mind drastically..Positive minds grow. I do not condone negativity but criticism is fair.

I have worked for DOW chemicals in ternuezen Netherlands ...Google and look at it...if you don't have anything positive..Go get some education.

I got a job offer with Airbnb and also HP in Barcelona that is why....I cannot move without a job to another country. ...If it is more relaxed there why not try it there...Greece I will not go because I will not like to the language due to it not being as popular as English,French and Spanish ...I am all about family and they are my blood.I have the right to help if I can besides .... if any one has positivity about Spain holla at mWho told you im still applying for papers...lol jokes

I don't give a rat as5 who you work for or what your woman do! But your mentality as well gave you up. What stupi.d relaxed immigration rules are you talking about for any good country in Europe? Especially for Nigerians? What country in Europe have relaxed immigration rules? Germany? Italy? Spain? Austria? Pls tell us! And did I just hear you say you need to make money to bring them? What happen to those jagadajastics companies you named you work for? Your post title also said URGENT!! (So miss me with that not ASAP bs) Bottom line is your answer came in based on how you presented yourself. You were looking for a quick, easy, and cheap visa process for them. You didn't sound like you have/had school or genuine option in mind in your first post. Having said that, and like I said before, they're your sibling! It's your money, and your headache! You can get them a visa to the blaze for all I care!

Ok this is getting supper annoying!!
And if three of una na illness/disease una go worst pass HIV.

S: Suleman
T: Tonto
B: Buhari

Nairaland is not complete without you! Every single day! Haba!!

You can be a moderator on NL

Where is he from?
Watin be him parents name?

EternalTruth:
guy wait o so u believe say na the real apostlesuleiman be that

Like seriously? You just didn't say that! Did you?

ApostleSuleiman:
Stupid woman, I wish say him true true, beat u scatter, blow all the demon common from your body, I wish say him truly beat u well well, stabbed u knife Bury u for him backyard,

Wicked, foolish, slutty animalistic girl.


Mtcheeeeeeewwww. ?.

With this your monika!

You sleep with one Abi na 3.som.e they say you do, the wahala never die down finish you dey encourage make somebody stab and kill another? And you be apostle? God go judge you oh!

I need an app to download real food abeg

bombay10:



I do not want trial .. I want to know someone who has before.

It will be so so supper easy to scam you bro except you're broke!
You're seeking a genuine visa for your siblings and you want it like microwave food! (2 mnts, now! Now!! Now!!!).
You claim to live in Europe or UK which ever! meaning you know one or two things about migrating and visa! How come you didn't know that visa are not guaranteed? Saying you don't want trial means you want result! Visa must come out! Or you want an insider that must issue visa. What genuine visa will you get for your siblings that are 15 and 16 years old in such a hurry?
They're minors meaning they need a sponsor! They don't have income, family ties to Nigeria, and they might not even have high school degree yet! What's the rush for? They dey chase una for ur village?
If you have the means (don't dry your woman abeg! She's doing your own process already) get them into school if they're through with high school. You can seek admission into college/university for them in places like Finland, Sweden, Norway, or even UK.
15 and 16 are way way too young to come and join that European hustling/drug life! (You've been there! You're there! And you know better!).
You dey talk of Job for any easiest/quickest Europe country to get to? Lol! Shee na Greece we hunger dey fire go give them Job? Abi na Italy we naija Don flood? Abi Spain we una Don spoil? Tell me where this job you're talking of is?
Like I said, you're probably my fellow igbo guy! (We like to make it lol) but take it easy bro! You will not forgive yourself if they get behind bars. Plan a better option for them if you truly love them! Europe is a no no for an illegal immigrant! You can't survive without getting into illegal sh!t! Being a Nigerian automatically denies your Asylum! They don't and won't believe any cra.p you say! When that happen you're giving few days to leave the country then the hiding begins!
I made same mistake years ago sending my youngest brother to Germany (my mom filled for him to come to US but the waiting time seems too long to him). Within 9 months he had lived in Bremen Germany, Vienna Austria, Palma DE mayoca Spain (ignore spelling), and ended up in New chattel Swiss where he spent total of 5 years including having a son, going to jail, and got deported. At the end of the day (thank God) time went fast and he legally migrated to US with a nasty attitude! For some reason most guys that spend time in Europe are very arrogant, like to show off, and insecure (I know this statement might cost my head) but it is the bitter truth! I've visited there way too much to know! I have friends, cousins, and brother that lived there!
Anyway, na your sibling! Na your money! And na your choice! But deep inside your heart you know what am saying!

If na my igbo ppl, arrangement never even start not to talk of having a burial date

The person you're celebrating need some of that meat!

The man too dry

You transitioned oga!

After all you invested the same bank salaries into the business.

Dumped like say you work there for free or at gun point.