Do you think FFK has done more good or harm to the GEJ 2015 re-election bid? Considering some of his recent comments that have been receiving widespread condemnation from across the nation's political space. Let's talk.

Hi, I read on linda ikeji's blog that FFK has put the fuel scarcity blame on the door step of the opposition party APC. Is APC truly the cause or FFK is just playing with the brains of Nigerians? Why the blame game, can't we all focus on issue based campaigns?

MrCork:



...and?....ok we r confused...wot as the screaming gots to do wit us? .....don't they scream durin pregnacy? Was the big deal?

Screaming during labour is different. So I was told sha but because it was a bae dat told me So I can't tell for sure. I've neva been pregnant and God forbid neva done an@l before (cus I'm male). But women get wahala sha. Why will you open your ass for a guy to enter? It sounds truly "unholy" lolzzzz

MrCork:



...bro all we sayn is that our black women complian too much....notin wrong with an@l

I think an@l is painful because it lacks elasticity that p***sy has. Furthermore, if the guy is huge and the bae is tight-@ssed, she'll scream and bleed hell

Cesclxg:

Yeah... U are rite. Our girls are prudes! Anyways, which wud u prefer, Punna s3x or Anal s3x?

what is punna s3x. Educate us

MrCork:



....so u sayn I shud nyash a guy??....a whole me? a Londoner?...u kidddin me ...right?

she means mr londoner could go a little further in his adventure. Lolz. I think she can borrow londoner her brother. Lafffffyyyyyyy hehehehehehe

Babygal4eva:


No big deal at all... so do it first then come and report the result (with a lady of course or a guy if you are feeling especially adventurous)

thanks for replying on my behalf but abeg don't let him do it wit a guy because dis days, gay people dey spoil pampers.

Blackett:
Wtf did I just read??!!. . .

But you agree to have sex with a condom? What happens to the sperm the condom prevents from going in? Murder?

You must be a congenital dumbass.

Pls ask our pastor what he is doing in a romace chat room ooo. You guys really have time replying the guy Wey say sperm ejaculation is murder

Babygal4eva:


LOL , this is super funny swallowing sperm = murder lol, the kind dictionary you get eh

You get time to dey reply that pastor. If he is truly a pastor, what's he doing on a "Romance chat room"

LewisO:

I don't deduce to the husband's act, but what is evil about the post?

. Abeg help me ask am ooo

[quote author=eightsin post=30753100][/quote]op thanks for the romantic tips but you for tell us say na book you wan sell. Haba!

BeeBeeOoh:
Baby! This is my ATM card & my secret pin is 2290. It will make her go so emotional & believe me, she's will love & fall for u Ad-Infinitum..

guess what she'll use to save your number on her BBM, "ATM Maga 20"

Hi friends, I just saw this on a blog called Movi Gist. What do you make of it?

"Wife Opens Secret: what my husband did to me in the bedroom

Marriage is no bed of roses; it comes with challenges and sorry is your name if you’re not ready:

I got married October 2014 to a man whom I really love. Due to our spiritual convictions, we never had s*x before marriage but we cuddled and kissed but it stops there.

Fast forward to 2 months after our wedding, my hubby started making sinful and improper s*xual demands, he wants me to suck his p*nis and swallow his s*men. I was terrified and disappointed at the same time. This was a ”born again” so I can not really relate with this level of carnal mindedness. We courted for 6 months and all through there was no tell tale signs that he was that way.

He started giving me the cold treatment. He only speaks to me when I speak. I had no choice so I conceded and gave in just to make him happy with a Mouth Action…

The first time I tried was a disaster, I honestly don’t know what happened. I was on the act and I suddenly felt sick and nauseous. I threw up when he came and I tried to swallow. It tasted like sour jam and I just couldn’t bear it.

Since then, he has been acting up, he rarely talks to me. I tried explaining my situation but his conclusion was that I don’t love him, that if I did, I wouldn’t have issues with swallowing his semen.
I love this man but I am confused on how swallowing semen has become proof of love, I don’t know what to do.

Please help me, my marriage is too young for this.
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juniormusa:
Blame Apc for that

Oga its not funny at all. It is a mere expression of acute psychiatic and systemic mental shutdown of the cellebral kyte. Blame your yanch for that.

Guys abeg who be this MaxiCris currently everywhere making waves. I just watched a music video of his song on STV/Music Africa and on youtube. The guy's video is quite nice sha. Hope to see more young upcoming stars like maxicris just as korede bello and reekado banks are still trending.

koyyess:

Oh please, spare me the talk. Just as decency means differents things to different people. I can bet that the people you gave as examples didn't display all the qualities you listed If their partners did not display the same qualities. Don't get ahead of yourself and don't insinuate my immediate environment- it would mean suicide to bank on it. Right here, we don't raise our females to be morons but intelligent beings.

You are dead right, in showing how to identify a good wife, I did not insinuate that men are excused from being good and decent. Light must beget light and darkness must beget darkness. The only point I hold on to is that these qualities aren't from space or planet pluto, being a good wife is as simple as ABC.

VickyyB:

It's not hard to do.

You are right. I don't need to be materialistic.
But, any girl who's materialistic shouldn't be blame because you guys objectify our beauty and we objectify your money. Draw-draw

What a short-sighted way of reasoning. If she must be a home keeper, there's no way she shouldn't be materialistic.

Good

Like seriously?

Stùpidity and low self esteem.

In what ways?
It's 50/50. He obeys me and I obey him.

If I am rich, I would be submissive and he will also be submissive.
A man can't make a home without a woman.

Good! A man shouldn't do the same.

Same as men.


10 over 10

As op I can only manage to score you 2/10.

koyyes:
op is talking about a robot or a mannequin. One of his bizarre obsessions.

That you've never met such woman doesn't mean they don't exist. My mum has em qualities and my mother-in-law too. Also one of my Friend's wife as well. Are all these people robots?
Well, check yourself, your peers, your neigbourhood etc to be sure you aint surrounded by bad people who don't possess all/some of these qualities. You may have to relocate to the desert untill further Notice till we get you a better environment.

bushdoc9919:


Good am

I recieved your post with the right amount of warm and benevolent feeling.

First, I happen to be a male, in case you did not notice.

Second,I read your list.And I still stand by what I wrote. Marriage isn't about what you want , or what your wife wants. It is about you being your wife's servant, and vice versa.

If you do not want to be dissapointed in your marital relationship, better forget about your list. Because in my long years of living on this earth, I have found out that people are imperfect. They disappoint you. They make you sad. They are not so good looking after a few years. They may give off some bad odor at times. And so on.

The lesson for you(and for me...I am after all a single man)...is that you do not need a well disciplined,beautiful wife...etc. No. You need to first learn the truth of Jesus's words. Love one another. Because if you do not learn how to love people.....EVEN when they do not meet all your specifications....you will get no where in your relationships.

(Especially when that perfect wife is not so perfect five years down the line.....it happens.).

Love people, even when they do not meet your specifications.That is what you need to do.

That's all.

Good morning.

P.S I suggest you read this article Marriage isn't for you by Seth Adam Smith.

Quote from the article...

[size=13pt]''No, a true marriage (and true love) is never about you. It's about the person you love--their wants, their needs, their hopes, and their dreams. Selfishness demands, "What's in it for me?" while Love asks, "What can I give?"[/size]

Hope you get it?

Thanks for not taking offence. I was only kidding.

Now, I don't think you still get my point, I never mentioned that people should seek a perfect wife. I also didn't mean that everyone should seek a good wife. I innocently made a list on how to identify a good wife and told babes to rate em'selves. A lady may possess 5, 6 or even 8 out of these features. Nothing on that list is extra-ordinary because I Know some ladies do possess em'charaxters. My mum has almost all these xteristics. Even my friend's wife has em as well so wot's the big deal about that.

We live in a polluted world where internet and other social media now influence and modify our behaviour. Back in the early 80s when there was not a rampant case of homosexuality, internet fraud, 419, plastic surgeries etc, today Its a different ball game.

If our ladies are less influenced by foreign cultures and way of life, attaining these features in my list will be a piece a cake.

Good morning

bushdoc9919:


You don't want a wife, my good man, you want a goddess.

And there is no such thing as a human goddess.

Sorry.....but you will get the wife you need, not the wife of your dreams.

Modified

We all want perfect women(including yours truly....single male), but the issue is there is no such thing as the perfect woman. Human beings are too imperfect. We lie, we stink, we are lazy, we have weaknesses, and we have habits that disgust others.

But one thing I tell meself is that I hope that I am not too vacuous to settle down with a girl with the idea that she has to be perfect. Because when she turns out not to be perfect.....wahala dey.

As I said OP.....you do not want a wife....you want a human goddess. Unfortunately, they don't exist. So, while advising you not to search for second best., I advice you not to search for the Ideal....because the Ideal does not exist.

OP.....pray, and hope for a wife.....not a perfect being. Mankind and womankind are not perfect. (Unless you want to wait till the year 2700 ad.....when we would have beautiful and perfect androids....who will be tailor made for your every need.....at least till they break down ...or take over the world!).

Addition

OP....I presume you are a Christian....recall that you are going into marriage for servant-hood , not so that you can be served....in the same way that Christ served the Church by laying down His life for our eternal salvation.

Oga madam, I won't be wrong if I presume that you use recommended glasses. If you don't then you're far too late and needs one. Where in this post did I talk about a perfect wife? Even the word "perfect" didn't appear anywhere in my post. Since when has "good" become a synonyme for "perfect"? Abeg park well joor. Must you reply a post if you don't have any valid rebuttal?

CityNG:


Answers embeded above.

Any woman that answers to all of this must be an emere.

see as you turn everything UPSIDEDOWN. Ha! Anyway even false Prophets can turn the bible UPSIDEDOWN and make Jesus and Moses look like gang bandits. *OP winks and sips a cup of coffee*

[quote author=DieeDiee post=28608097][/quote]very nice and candid view

100Cents:


Ignorance is not an excuse.

When you want to discuss such points with a lady who you think is serious with you and she enters defense mode, should one take her seriously ?

It depends on which of. The points she's defensive about. As a man, there are some points listed here that you can tolerate or cope with but there are some others that you must not allow to fly if you want to live long.

Also, don't bother trying to change any girl, if she resisted change when her parents tried to purge her bad habits, what makes you think you'll succeed. Brothers, there are still very sweet, amiable and good natured sisters out there, just search harder and in the right direction. I don't recommend church girls ooo, unless you want to die young. You rearly find the good ones at church.

dyadeleye:
It means you've followed the person back!...

thanks

I went to my followers' list on twitter and infront of each follower, there is the twitter bird logo and and a + sign. Out of sheer curiosity, I clicked on the logo and it disappeared. Does it mean I've deleted that particular follower? What does it mean? Anybody who knows please...

chamboy:
Op do u watch football. Y compare Burnley to Manchester City... it's too bad
GEJ = Burnley
GMB = Manchester City

You are a true child of ur old man.

Bunker1:
you must be talking about Virgin MARY...who else will have all that.

trust Me, Virgin Mary 10/10, my babe 8/10

Morkavictor:
None.GEJ all the way

what has he done to improve your life in the last 6 years? If you travel abroad, you will see how their leaders improve lives in half that time.

Hi friends,

I am quite new to politics but I've been following political debates. We all know that next year's valentine will be budget friendly (for guys) because it coincides with general elections in Nigeria and there is no movement so you already have an excuse not to take her out. Anyway jokes apart, who do you think will lead us to the promised land? Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan (GEJ) or Muhammadu Buhari (GMB)?
WARNING: Please obey all #nairaland ground rules, don't overheat this thread so it doesn't catch fire and break up.

Misogynist2014:
These petty things don't worry me at all. Who cares if she's submissive?

My friend, you are certainly not married, huh, the opposite of submissive is "nagging", "quarrelsome", "opinionated" etc. Trust me,you won't survive one week. You don't have to believe me, I dare you to marry such a woman then we can chat again in the future.

1. She must be God-fearing
2. She must not be materialistic
3. She must show signs of being a good home maker
4. She must show signs of discipline
5. She must always be sensitive to your needs
6. She must not be crafty or being too smart
7. She must be humble and obey the man
8. Even if she is the rich one, she must be submissive (forget about all these feminist rubbish) a woman cannot make a home without a man.
9. She must not disclose her man's short-comings to a third party, not even parents.
10. She must always be cheerful.

If you are a Woman, score yourself over 10 and let's see if you are a good wife material.