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ferhyntorlah:
That's rehearsal. Didn't you see others casually dressing as well?

God bless u jare. People too lazy to read. d post said 'pre-....'

Spells:
Hallucinations.com

this ur comment blends with ur monicker

When will Nigerians start supporting this new tenure? hez already d prexy and he will be till nxt 4yrs, so we have no choice, weda he acts well or not. I'm no fan of nobody jez saying it's high tym Nigerians stopped choosing sides, d die had been cast and d deed is done. support BUHARI AND OSINBAJO else dey will fail, and guess who feels the pain... Them? u gat to be kidding me... d story continues.........

volcanoash:
evenifyouchopwinch.com

evesdon4u:
I won't blame him that much...I heard there is a new weed in town.

volcanoash:
evenifyouchopwinch.com

dese two gat me giggle

Neplusultra:
D way kids here open deir mouth to talk about people dey don't know and will neva even know in deir life time is disgusting!!! Very pathetic!

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Neplusultra:
D way kids here open deir mouth to talk about people dey don't know and will neva even know in deir life time is disgusting!!! Very pathetic!

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Neplusultra:
D way kids here open deir mouth to talk about people dey don't know and will neva even know in deir life time is disgusting!!! Very pathetic!

This comment sha... Well mah shut up

cyprus000:

Nna ur way gat me lol

Patoranking released this picture and the caption via his instagram handle.


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misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Genius.[/color]

actually was gonna say 'CLOWN'

It's another step forward for Mavin's boss Don Jazzy as his sticker has been included in BBM's shop...


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misssclassy:

Now u can choose ur choice too... u such a....

Ishilove:
Wrong. It's *bimbo*

You must be kidding and jez in case u not, den u wrong cos I've gat two friends who answer dt name guess what? dey are probably smarter dan you are... PROBABLY...

holluwai:
Carrier
abi

career?

lol wicked sombory, u could av overlooked it

holluwai:
Carrier
abi

career?

lol wicked sombory, u could av overloo

ivyT:
Steal one of his most prized possesions or infact cut hin kini join

lol... wicked )

1 “Shank”

Shank is the absolute bottom of the barrel. Busted, beat, fugly are other more common terms. On the standard 1 to 10 scale these girls are a hard 1 or 2. Never any higher. These poor girls are so hideously grotesque even the most desperate man would rather just beat off before he put his penis anywhere near her. The kind of girl you would not even Bleep with a stolen dick. Shank chicks are usually fat, but still somehow have small breasts. Their ass can usually be found in the front and you know what they say, “Guys don’t make passes at girls with frontal asses.” I think you get the picture.


2. “Cute”

Cute girls are usually the more publically tame and reserved type of female. The prototypical ‘girl next door’, if you will. They dress in a more conservative fashion and wear just the right amount of make-up. Think Zooey Deschanel as the definition of the ‘cute’ girl. These are the girls you are proud to bring home to mom and have the most marriage potential, if you are into that kind of thing. They are extra sexy because when you get a cute girl behind closed doors and bring out that sexy part of her, she becomes hotter than the hottest slut in the club. Cute girls also tend to be a little awkward with themselves, making them even more adorable. My personal favorites.


3. “Nice”

Fat. If someone uses ‘nice’ as the first and only descriptor, she’s a beluga whale. They may also describe her as having a ‘pretty face’. Red flags all the way.

4. “Slut”

Universal term used by men and women alike. While the most obvious trait of a slut is her aptitude for riding dick, it can also be a perception. There are sluts out there that may not be having even half the sex as they are perceived to be. But in the end perception is all that matters, really. Sluts have very low self-esteem and need constant attention to fill that huge void in their soul. Sadly they only understand negative attention. The cycle of hopping from dick to dick only worsens the self-loathing as they seek acceptance from men in the only way they know how, sex. Sluts are usually somewhat physically attractive and suitable for banging. A solid 6 to 7 on the standard scale. Sluts like to go out dressed as provocatively as possible and drink copious amounts of alcohol to cover their inner pain as well as give them the courage to power through another painful night of sad sex.

There is also the secret slut who is more outwardly conservative and secretive about her slutiness, but underneath the basic principal of the slut is still intact.

Despite the recent explosion in accepted slutty behavior, under no circumstance do you marry a slut. She will never be able to get enough attention to fill that void, and this will inevitably lead to infidelity.

5. “Skank”

Skanks are essentially the same thing as sluts emotionally, except they are more the white trash or ghetto type of girl. Picture a trailer park slut or inner city beastie. She is always 5 years or so behind in slut fashion and has way too many piercings. While all sluts have a tendency for tattoos, the skank tattoos are often homemade or jailhouse style, commonly on or around the breasts. Skanks still prefer the ‘tramp stamp’ of the early 2000s as well. Misspellings are common and it is not unusual to see a baby portrait resembling some sort of demon like creature. If you thought the slut had daddy issues, the skank has daddy issues that are even too taboo for me to discuss here.

6. “Hot”

Hot is obviously another universally accepted term used by men and women alike. This is but more subjective as everyone may have their own version of what they deem hot. To me nothing is ‘hotter’ than a cute girl behind closed doors. Most guys would say ‘hot’ is somewhere between an 8 and 9 on the standard scale. Usually hot girls know they are hot and it makes them pains in the ass with an even more entitled attitude than average women. Hot women are good for eye candy and sex but to date one is an enormous task that is usually not worth the reward. She usually brings nothing to the table except her looks and those fade, as we know. Being deemed ‘hot’ she never had to cultivate a personality or intelligence as everything has always been handed to her. She is often dull and vapid. Attention is her goal and loyalty is not a priority. There are always exceptions, of course, but in general hot women are a hassle and only worth short term companionship. Often times hot girls are deceptively hot. Meaning once the make-up is off and the body enhancing clothes are removed, she is actually couple points lower. ‘Hot’ tends to be an overused term thrown around too freely.

7. “Smoking”

I don’t subscribe to the mentality that there women out there that are universal 10s. I believe a 10 is basically an 8 or 9 that fits your own personal tastes the best. Say you are into red heads, well a 9 red head is going to be a 10 to you while to me she may be an 8 or 9, but definitely not a 10. But ‘smoking’ is the top of the scale, no question


Source: http://thoughtcatalog.com/kil-mister/2014/05/7-words-men-use-to-describe-women-and-what-they-really-mean/

SPAGGYYY:
I don't belive dis, so some people still dey do night calls in dis modern age...

See forming at it's peak.

Ok. I know some of y'all will boo me for this, but then I've posted it anyway. I woke up just now to make a call only for MTN to tell me I will be charged 12k per second. Say wetin na! for midnight? I thought it used to be 0.04k per second. Now this got me thinking gone are those days when you don't have extra-cool balance, yet you can call ur gf or bf conveniently with just #30 or less considering the extremely low charge rate. Now here's question How has this affect the level of communication between you and your lover(s) (for the sake of double daters)...

I know some people can relate to this, that's why I opened the trend. Funny, hun! Hmmmm maybe, maybe not...



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Truth24:
See as she look like a fried doll for dat pix.....
Ishi makeup
Meanwhile
Who else notice her mouth looked like a pusssy!
Lol jobless mofos will scroll up again to go check!

lol... u sef be bad mofo

OBO acquired a customised bling not quite long, check out the naija version

kodded:
Change

I saw dis coming. I knew GMB will also inherit sontin 'problematic' too

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I woke up this morning with the thought of some parents doing crazy things because their kids deviated from their religious teachings and believes. Note that this write up is in no way encouraging the kids to go astray, it's meant to open the eyes of parents to see pass their sentiments.

Marvin Gay's father (a priest) killed him for singing 'Sexual healing'. Going by his father's believe Marvin will be in hell right now, the question is who sent him there?
Beautiful Nubia said in 'OHUN OJU RI' that we are still slaves in religion, a very good friend of mine frowned at it...

Let me start with the Christians. I've heard a report that a Christian said he is going to disown his kid for not practising what he believes to be the Christian doctrine. Well for d religious maniac, this man his right, but I believe he's wrong and he is even worse dan an infidel. Correct me if I'm wrong the bible says "He that can't provide for his family...he is worse than an infidel". Oh you think d bible is only talking about material provision? provision in all ways. A times like this is not d time to disown your kid, it's a time to Provide for his or her Mental and psychological need. Take your time to keep telling him or her the truth you believe and keep praying for him or her. You will only be right to disown your kid on one condition; show me where Jesus thought us to disown our family because thay do not believe... Please adopt me after disowning your kid to perform his or her right. Maybe you've forgotten that God promised you will be the one to eat d fruit of your labor... Oh now u remember.

And to the Muslims, I can't say much, cos i don't know d Quranic teaching about this situation, but if Islam is truly a region of peace, it will preach against brutalizing human cos they do not believe as we've heard several instances of some Muslims kill their family member(s) for converting (pls let no Muslim disclaim this 'cos it no news anymore). You kill your kid? and when u are done pls adopt me so dt I can perform dead kids' right

Let our religious leaders orientate the illiterate parents and I hope you know that illiteracy in this context has nothing do with going to school or not...

EMANCIPATE YOURSELF FROM RELIGIOUS SLAVERY.
Happy Sunday Y'all.

When you they perform and purge hold' you for stage, you be like be;



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Please pardon the title of this thread as I am still shock about the lady's comment check pix.
It seems Annie caused trouble outside and forgot to clear the mess


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Nigerians be like; letz cut for Majek Fashek and Jezy Jagz

mirexxx:
and this is news??

youngberry001:
no it a report

You sabi give reply sha o

Cutehector:
My man.... Time keeper

Dis ur comment gat me lafing. When Olamide dey claim headmaster, na D'banj con be the tym keeper.

Nothing seems wrong with this picture until you notice that Bangalee; Ejanla is wearing watches on both wrists.


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On to say this guy is broke...

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