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Funny comments up there

Awwwn!

foxxydude:
OP you forgot to mention the 20 naira charge whenever you use *565*0#

Penis captivus

Spiderweb haircut

madridguy:
Laughing in Lokoja

L Lz
Where in LKJ?

Deraluther:
One of my neighbors wanted to prank his supposed new babe whom he slept with few days back by sending message to her apologizing that he's HIV positive. The response he got is what have kept us in shock...the girl send a picture of her HIV test result showing she's also positive

Like seriously?

Your friend right now

Puke

What?

Where is the snake-mod?

Homeboiy:
OK I think say u Lagos resident

Sure.

Health workers can't stay at home naa.
Who will care for the sick and injured?

Homeboiy:
Noo

How r u enjoying the stay at home?

I'm currently on duty, not home.

Starboytwo:
Ok here's my first 419 experience...

It was around 2010 or so, was still in secondary school and I saw a text message on my mum's phone saying I won a washing machine, some airtime plus some other freebies, I should quickly call one(attached)number to claim prize...

I saw the message had a different number from the text number, but I called and I spoke with one man, he told me I had won all the above and I was truly happy.. However I will have to send him 1000 glo airtime and automatically my acct balance will be credited with 63,000...

I went to my mum, and asked to borrow 1k, she had heard some of the conversation and repeatedly warned me that they were 419...

I be like, naaa it's not maa, you don't know bout this things yo! Back and forth, but she nor gree gimme 1k... Later i went to my neighbor and borrow 1k(on my mother's name) shaybi i will collect prize it will shock her

I send card and I waited, immediately something inside my head click wait, so I load card on my mother's phone, Dem don load am... So I called

Me - erm, hello, Mr tunde, I have yet to receive the balance, nd how I'm I getting the prizes, especially washing machine etc

Scammer- oh, yes he's got it, that they are working on it, he's in a meeting and he would call me as soon as he's through

Me- hmm, meeting I knew things were beginning to "go throwing"

An few minutes later, I called again, it ranged for a while then he picked

Me - hello Mr Tunde, blah blah blah

Scammer- oga, how far.

The moment I heard the word "oga" I came to the realization say "things don set" .

I actually thanked him, even though I told him I suppose swear for an, this "early moh moh"but I thanked him anyway and he hunged up...

I got back in and I saw my mum and my neighbor talking they both said congratulations... I didn't know how they figured out as I haven't said anything, na so slap just dey enter my head hook, line, sinker everything...

Your Mumsy even aforewarned you.
Chai!

That was a wonderful resetting slap
You won't try it next time

Homeboiy:
Me wey even study untop tree branch

Las las 8 yes after waec , I went back to school

Are you Zacchaeus?

That's better.

Makavelli25:
Op,you for follow en na mumu
Btw ma story. My dad gave me money to pay my sibs school fee (47k). On my way to the school around new garage ado ekiti precise a guy came to me crying that his granddad is dieing that he has no money,but he has one leaf that the baba gave him,he said the leaf can cure anything that his baba also inherited it,that he wants to sell it any price or we i should take him to tolupakad( a rich traditionalist very popular in ado). And me i didnt knw pakad then,i just told him sorry that he should try someone else,i left him just abt 3leg stretch another guy came to me,he was like alaye so mo bobo yen ni( guy did you knw that boy) i said no o. Then he said did i see the leaf with him i said yes,he said omo that leaf na money that pakad can buy it 10m :O to cut story short,he said we should buy it from the boy then we should resell it 4 pakad,na so we both contribute 100k buy odinary tangerine leaf.
We got to pakad and was told we av been scammed.Na later i hear say both guys are teamate

You wasted money for ordinary tangerine leaf

Oh Jeez
You try

Homeboiy:
Lol Wetin I don pass for prophets hand also no be here.

I once bought holy pencil to take write jamb.
I still did not cross 200

Hahaha


Why not study hard instead?

Homeboiy:
10 yrs ago when I was writing waec
My aunt gave me 4500 to help her buy a Nokia torchlight phone , my dad gave me 3500 to buy foodstuffs that I will be taking back to school, I had my own Nokia 1616 still new .

After I had bought my aunts phone, I went to buy foodstuffs and there I met these guys playing card.
Put 1k to win a screen touch phone. Na so I de put till my money gbes
They told me to put my phone and get my money back, I put phone, both the sim and all gone.
I sat down there sweating ,the old market women there were just saying ,ah small boy u go follow this 419 people play game. Sorry o.
I couldn't cry, I left home and told my parents that I lost my phone and the money when I went to buy foodstuffs.

My dad said ,this is not ordinary, that my mom should escort me to see a prophetess. We went there and the woman said that ogbanje spirit is after me,that we nerd to bring 15k for spiritual cleansing, all these while I never said a word right from home. Las las my dad said the woman is a scam, that I should have told her she is the ogbanje herself.
Bitter experience thou

Even the so-called prophetess is also a scam.

LWKM

Jeez

That's better

This is Naija.



As a regular customer that pays on time, even if you beg them that; you have nothing with you at the moment and you wanna pay later, they will still disconnect it.
Only few will hearken.

Now, this is the height of ignorance

Mortality and morbidity rate has being increased due to consumption of methanol thinking that it will protect them.
Ohh!

Bootleggers sef.

BankyGee:
Corona Jokes
- Pastor: I am bigger than COVID-19!
Buh you wear hand glove dey do deliverance. Comot am na! Big Pastor
- That #10k have not enter my account o. What is happening? I will go outside oh
- GONE are the days when people showed off with, "I just got back from the UK or USA"
BRAG now and get QUARANTINED!
- This Corona Virus strong o, I just saw one herbalist in my area pricing Sanitizer
- I'm in a taxi now. The driver is coughing and the two men beside me are sneezing. Should I tell them sorry?
- Please are all the cocks on self-isolation too? I never hear cock crow since 23rd oh
- When people like Atiku, Alibaba, Ronaldo, Dangote, Elumelu, etc, are donating money to combat Corona Virus, Naira Marley 'll be like:
"In the name of all Marlians, I am donating #20m worth of Eegbo to all COVID-19 patients nationwide. Stay safe"
Signed:
Naira Marley
(EegboLabi)
- Happy Corona break. Stay safe. Banky cares

TO BE CONTINUED

You try

Imam of peace bawo.

With all that write up?

Busted

Nowhere

Good move

He should be tortured Wella
Stupid fool

Wonderful

Warrabout

Coronaphobia - Fear of corona virus

Wow

This is serious.