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This is so unfortunate.

unikprince:
You're beautiful and full of life

Thank you.

Just to ease boredom.

samworthyever:
With this Lala will have alot to eat this Lockdown period.

Oh yes!
I'm sure he's gonna invite u

Snake again?

Another snake again?

Scrumptious snake pepper soup is ready

Let's wait for others

Damn!

Nice one


Better than non

iamdapsyj:
lol every snake is not a mamba o especially when u did not see the tongue of this one. It looks like an african bush snake though.

Alright.

You are guessing aswel

Motorola C200

It has increased from 42 dead b bodies to this figure

What is happening?

Is this not scam?

Lala over to you
Looks like mamba.
Let's wait for others.

This can make it to the promise land

JAYUK:
We were in SS2 then in school,there is this very mango tree ,it's mango was sweet, infront of the Disciplinary masters house,some SS3 students were playing ball like 150 feet from the mango tree,I plucked the mango it dropped on the roof of the Disciplinary masters house,the man came shouting,I ran to the back of his house through bush part to the Mammy market,he gathered all the SS3 boys gave them a beating of their lives,they pleaded that they saw someone run through the back of his house, the man loved flogging and nothing will stop him.
I still feel bad about it till date.

Chai! See better punishment

NewDelhi:
In university, a neighbor borrowed my text book, I knocked on his door to collect it but there was no response. I needed the book badly coz I had a test the following day . Then I opened the door went in to get my book on his table with the hopes that when he returns I'll tell him. Unfortunately, his phone was on the table too and as I tried retreiving my book, his expensive phone fell and the screen broke. I just left the phone like that on the floor and left my textbook too because if he found out the book wasn't there, he would have suspected I entered his room and that I was responsible for his broken phone. I just left and gently closed the door. Hours later he came back and entered his room , few minutes later, he started screaming on top of his voice and came out furious asking the whole compound. All this I was told because immediately I broke his phone, I instantly took my bath and zoomed out . I came back late into the night and after hearing gist, I went to his room and was like "guy how far now I hear say dem break your phone" , I started consoling him like I knew nothing about it. Mehn after every every I collected my text book and found my way. Till now I still feel guilty whenever I remember.

You get mind o

Nigeria is a shame

Tragic!

Even in this lockdown

Busted!

Where is the pix Lemme show Lala

Inhuman!

Another snake thread

DanWord:
I think there are three weird cases i know.
1. This guy ask the same questions every five minutes. Like martial scored yesterday. Me: yes. Then five minutes later. Did Martial sore yesterday. Omo we dey dodge the guy. But that guys is really intelligent, he is uniben medical school now.

2. Guy number 2. Always blinking his eyes non stop. I think that is an health condition.

3. In Nysc camp some hausa guys close to my bonk always keep there evening meal and would wake up by 3 am to eat. I could not believe my eyes. When we were getting ready for morning meditation this guys are eating egusi and eba from the previous day by 3am.

That number 3 got me rotfl

adepojuis:
Had this roommate back then, anytime he sleeps he will definitely wake at that exact time he wants.

Very possible

Typing from experience

LarryBee1k:
The sad thing is you've to answr them because they are your friend

Chai!

Cammo:
I once shared a room with a mate who would fart and fart and fart until there was no air left for us to breathe.

Lmao
Fartmaster

LarryBee1k:
For where? They will frustrate you with question after their hasty 10min

Hahaha

If I were the one, I will either keep mute or step out.

Let them watch it well to get the full details

bidexolumanish:
back in secondary school, i had a friend that whenever he is laughing ,tears will be dropping from his eyes as if he is crying.

That shit do happens to me too