₦airaland Forum

SonofIssachar:
Please do. As long as you credit the author. Cheers.

thank u. I sure will

Please can i share this outside nairaland?

QMark:
Nothing different from what everyone is aware of except you.

He has been a hidden musician before his accident. His accident made him more popular and people began to appreciate him more after his accident.

That's all.

this is a case of 'if i say O, u say P, another man say C, omoh na u sabi... Issokai

Ma jaiye orimi, mi o mo eyin ola o.

luvinhubby:
He celebrated 22nd birthday today.
Has a son that is about 2yr old.
Has a wife that looks in her late twenties.

The story no join at all.

flesh and blood didnt reveal this to u my brother. U just took d question right outta my mouth.

Fit2Rule:
Hmmm... U don dey imagine that thing wey Tonto say e sweet ba. Chai girls sef.... plus his username come be hugely endowed #between the legs?# Guy watch out oo.... I hear say chicks don dey rape "hugely endowed" for your area oo...

lol, u are mouthed.

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

guy u dey Nland dey waste ur talent and Nollywood dey collapse everyday. If na pple like u dey write script for nollywood, i go dey watch naija movies like white.

If this thread doesnt hit FP make ah knw wetin cause am.

brosdoncome:
Babe no offence, as long as ur face, ur bobby shud have the size of a size 10 slippers.

ignoring fools since 1960...#no offence

Who says God doesnt answer prayers?

Congrats Tiwa T.Y bello

Guys and bo.obs sha...

*Guarding ma boo.by from preying eyes*

Dear lord pls gimme kids as cute as ds ones... Super cute

I believe in Nigeria. I wont give up on her. God bless my Nigeria. We will most definitely get there.

Whether na one naira, whether na one million, baby u gat me, baby u gat me. U're the only one that i see, me and u go drink garri, whether or not u get money. I'll stay with u if u stay with me... #smiling

First to read and comment. Weldone dicefrost.
I'm really scared for dis girl. Ehis shld not do anytin stupid to her oo.

Dicefrost shey monday neva reach for wia u dey ne?

Its long over due. Thank u Mr. Jona. God bless u