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Alexgman1:
She is this shy type when it comes to love/romance/sex. i always try to avoid any form embarasment.

OMG.... you are toiling with a rare Gem. Bruh check that babe well if she matches your specs, date her. Forget all this plastic and over experienced babe... what you need is a cold headed babe. Baba me like shy and naive girls than anything, feel like a boss when you awaken her the beast in her

Alexgman1:
I don hear u.

am not satisfied... you heard me?? are you going to do it if not for yourself but for us your online brothers ��

Alexgman1:
YOU BE BAD SHARP PREDATOR U

leave me alone, strike this babe and feel the tightest wild sex you have ever had. let me shock you, get her phone and type xvideo or just sex in any of her phone browser you will know what am talking about. Ah dey help you as my man before you come regret am tomorrow.

Alexgman1:
we are devoted church workers. i cant try any rubbish. i no wan hear, "he tried to rape me"

mtcheeew, una the carry all this devoted church member for head, see the girl that taught me a lot about sex was a church girl, don't neglect that babe unless you no fancy am

Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comeby my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church. But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely. How do i politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).
This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.

baba eat her own natural food too, see this can't stop anytime girls/humans love places that they are comfortable and she isn't an exception

Jaika:
Whaaa?
My good sir, i beg to differ on your opinion of the apparently misunderstood sentiment of my well-meaning expression

lol... all this big grammar for squirting alone. ....the last time I made some girls squirt was during my uni days, this days no time for that. I don taya.But on the contrary, try and squirt if you haven't before.. you will thank me later

Jaika:
Congratulations. You must have done a superb job the last time you drilled the hole. Continue shining, dear competent engineer. May Okafor's law see you through

you are feeling jealous of the babe already,

Best decision ever, let everyone answer his or her name.

Openbusiness3:
hmmmmm, you really try, but look well

the only place I think have made a mistake is the time.... Assuming its 1pm then the answer is

9 but if not then I still maintain 10

Openbusiness3:
What's the correct answer?

the answer is 10


The time is 2pm
The banana is 1 and 1
The the round biscuit is 7
So what we have now is

2+1+1x7applying bodmas of m(multiplication)

=10

Kriss216:
Red pant gives me orgasm.

tah you didn't complete it..... Red lace pant. The sight of it can get me overboard

She should also prepare to hack people's phone to get her porn out too after she is successful doing it to The site. As for me all this stereotypes porn ain't my thing, give me home made that is real

This guy really Bleep up... You amassed such wealth yet you were still greedy to go for more, flaunt it on social media. You are a very stupid fellow,hate crazy and unreasonable guys

yehmy:
Turn am to full time job and start begging now Cuz what is the meaning of you have been wasting your days on romance section, you for carry plate dey beg up nd down for nairaland now

guy man you are mouthed... I fear who no fear you for mouth matter

SLAP44:
There's no magic there.

Imagine that wide smile she beams while catching her breath as she unwraps that beautiful and expensive gift you bought for her as a physical manifestation of your undying love for her and a true testament of your dependability and your ability to take care of her from now till when she is old.

PRICELESS!

You will be remembering that smile and the way she melts for the next 75 years to come.

In the part of the country I grew up in, (Main market, I am a true Omata boy) even though I live abroad. We don't talk to girls, no long grammar, no too much sermon and no chance of disappointment, we see a girl we love and we just corner her to our shop, select her size of clothes, shoes, bags and jewellery, cosmetics and enough pocket money and package it for her and tell her we love and appreciate them and will do more if given the opportunity. Don't even collect her phone number, just give and believe.

The beautiful girl will be spending the weekend in your house before you can have time to arrange your house. No long thing. That's the best way to fall in love, give freely and secure admiration and respect.

I guess you know that you gonna maintain this lifestyle with her till death do you guys apart. You can't be feeding a dog with a bone always and wake-up one morning and start giving the dog rice or beans

Gentle0wavez:
Truly being too frank is bad, if you know you know

working on that

Am too frank.... And too reserved

Preciousgirl:
My husband for some time now has been complaining about my tummy, claiming it is become too big that she no longer enjoys me in bed. He actually gave me an ultimatum to flatten my tummy else he will advise himself.

I agree that my belly has increased slightly, but my contention is that, his belly is about twice mine and I haven't complained. This after noon when he brought the matter up, I told him to also trim his else I will advise myself, now he says I am cheating.

He is not talking to me. Did I wrong in any way?

am not yet married but my advice will be for you to register as couples in the gym and workout together, this in turn will rekindle the bond again and make you guys fit and attractive...Add garlic and ginger to your meals too. Sometimes we allow little things become our problem

Carchoice:
For the first time in my life, I invited a lady with gigantic buubs. I have always fancied them on TVs and the internet. Brethren!!! It wasn’t a nice experience. Immediately the bra’s came off, I was confused and shocked at the sight.

I was lost, I didn’t know where to grab it from, I didn’t know if I was doing it right. At a point I was thinking due to the distance from the nippples to sensorium, she might take longer than usual to feel my mouth on the nippples. I was at it for several minutes, sometimes I got lost using my mouth to locate the nippples exact location. Next time(if I ever will) I’m sure going to invite a friend over to assist me. It was too much for me.

The only usefulness is to rest your head on it for a good night rest.

She kept asking if I was okay, how will I be okay when you carry waten big pass me come meet me for house. Awful experience I must say. I’m inviting my normal specs(Small and average) this weekend to erase this awful memory. I have never felt less a man in my life.

invite me as that your Friend. My ugly experience was during service year, with the running nose I had that day ,I couldn't breathe. The boobs was so big that I didn't see space to sleep on my bed again had to use the floor. Took an oath that not to try it again

I wish we can let down tribalism and born to rule mentally slide and pave way for someone like Akinwumi to be our president for a term than bringing in incompetent people to do a final burial on the half buried Nigeria.

Nigeria is too rich with resources to be this way.

This life no balance at all.... Thought have seen it all but never have just started. Wetin that poor cucumber do you in the first place ... From my point of view the cucumber is tired and need rest

Obinoscopy:
Who can solve this? It's not as easy as you think.

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PS:

It's interesting how people are getting varying answers. I will post a summary of all the different answers posted by nairalander here:

shoe=10/2
human=5+4+10
ice-cream=4/2
5+19*2=43

bakayokoko:
Na me fucckup! Should have left the under25.5 I tipped that setubal game . We go again today.. Plenty games dey

big man ... We lost out but I have confidence in you to nail them today. Just take your time today. Goodluck

bakayokoko:
15 odds

Edit and win!

were the game

Elimon:
hahaha,something my friend like doing...the higher the of room, the longer the sex

ah swear.. then if she is import bros.. That will be war have to get value of my money at the long run

CallMeGrace:
Mind your business.
Don't you ever quote me again!!!!!

OK mma

sawdi:
please cud u send me the link for registration

http://nmfb.com.ng/covid-19-support/ use chrome... Incognito mode

CuteNbad:
I kept trying till it went.....I used chrome though

thanks bruh it went through after few hours but she hasn't gotten any email nor text message after registration

Burnguveren:
It was a bloody weekend. 2games stop me from reaching a millions, I still got my money back though. Lost nothing. Try again next weekend.

respect man ... Quote me when you drop something like this again .... Make it bit by bit before combining.. We will strike them hot

Lhimeet:
On the left...

happy birthday brotherly. Funds distributor and a good punter