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Politics › Re: JUST IN: Buhari Meets Super Eagles by Printerscanner: 11:45am On May 30, 2018
Uyiii:
Oh shït, I never wanted this to happen.
It's OFFICIAL, 9ja won't go far in the world cup because of this singular occasion with the president.

Bubu is synonymous with FAILURE.
Yes, a failure that is building the 2nd Niger Bridge which your grandfathers and fathers have been crying for over five decades now. A failure that is building the Lagos-Calabar railway, Lagos-Kano railway which your grandfathers and fathers have been dreaming of since 1914 . A failure that is building Apapa-Wharf road through Dangote Group, a road which has been left a death trap for several years. A failure that have constructed Lagos-Ibadan expressway to about 70%, a road that Obadanjo, Yar'Adua and Goatluck could not build for 16 years. A failure that has started work on Ogbomoso-Ilorin expressway which Obadanjo, Yar'Adua and Goatluck abandoned. A failure that has started work on Lagos-Abeokuta expressway and Ikorodu-Shagamu expressway.

I think your brain has been used by Yahoo boys for money rituals.
Politics › Re: Ekiti House Of Assembly Holds Sittings At The Foot Of Ado-Ekiti Flyover (Photos) by Printerscanner: 9:03am On May 30, 2018
yomi96:
incoherent rant. how do you it was the governor that gave the order. give us facts or forever shut up. it is people like you that needs to use your brain
Someone like you have no brain at all. It is obvious.
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila’s Daughter Shares Intimate Picture With Her Boyfriend by Printerscanner: 9:02am On May 30, 2018
Can we all see now that the curses of the poor masses are ruining the future of the country's corrupt politicians? Their children and children's children are becoming useless.
Islam › Re: Muslims In Iceland Fast For 22 Hours A Day by Printerscanner: 7:01am On May 30, 2018
James4424:
It is because of this reward system that makes Muslims very devoted people. The founder of Islam wasn't a fool. He definitely understood human nature. Thus making a cult like following.
Islam is like a cult
This one is another unfortunate child who believes that his god is three, he allows Catholic and Anglican priests sleep with his brothers and sisters and even gives 10 percent of his earnings to a crook pastor like Chris Okotie, Chris Oyakhilome, e.t.c
Islam › Re: Muslims In Iceland Fast For 22 Hours A Day by Printerscanner: 6:58am On May 30, 2018
Fundamentalist:
What's this one saying huh huh
I am saying that I will beat you up mercilessly
after breakingy fast at 7pm for saying that Muslims that don't fast are lazy.
Politics › Re: Democracy Day: Buhari Leads Atiku, Sowore & Others On 2 Different Twitter Polls by Printerscanner: 6:52am On May 30, 2018
CptBule:
Hillary Clinton also won by Twitter Polls.
The 10 million Almajaris that have been voting for Buhari since 2003 are not on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram. As a matter of fact the figure has increased astronomically with underaged voters and our brothers from Chad, Niger, Cameron, Libya and Mali. All these people are not on Social Media.

So, if Buhari is even winning on Social Media, then the 2019 election is a walk-over for the people's general.
Politics › Re: Lai Muhammed Commissioned Irrigation And Water Projects Not A Borehole by Printerscanner: 6:44am On May 30, 2018
Can someone please post one project like this which GEJ or his Ministers commissioned during their 6 years in office apart from the 2nd and 3rd Niger Bridges which were Built
and commissioned and have been in good use by Nigerians grin grin
Politics › Re: Ambode Counts Achievements Since Inauguration Into Office by Printerscanner: 10:47pm On May 29, 2018
The governor forgot to include that the robberies and kidnappings were carried out by South-South miscreants who were dislodged by the Nigerian Army from the creeks and Biafran he goats whose drug and human trafficking businesses were scattered by current administration e.g. Evans the kidnapper/drug trafficker/armed robber.
Politics › Re: The Rant Of Uncircumcised Cradle Robbers Called Arewa Consultative Forum by Printerscanner: 10:41pm On May 29, 2018
Justiceleague1:
Thunda faya all coneheads grin
Coneheads that used about 3,000,000 flattheads for pepper soup in 1967, even your grandparents still dream of the masacre.
Politics › Re: The Rant Of Uncircumcised Cradle Robbers Called Arewa Consultative Forum by Printerscanner: 10:37pm On May 29, 2018
Banmeallday:
ACF are terrorist
Yes, they are terrorising Biafrans everywhere even in dreams after using over 3,000,000 for suya in 1967.
Politics › Re: The Rant Of Uncircumcised Cradle Robbers Called Arewa Consultative Forum by Printerscanner: 10:34pm On May 29, 2018
DawatNama:
These Pigs called ACF don't give a Bleep if Boko Haram took all the girls in dusty northern villages they poke nose on IPOB. These Pigs high on prophet of piss horseshit think IPOB sit at home is more important than tramadol and codeine wrecked beggars enclave.

Could you imagine these Pigs calling IPOB out like they own the group cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin

Well I trust IPOB and their acidic mouth, they will give these bunch never do wells their dose of hard lesson

Child rapists
This one is an unfortunate child. Your Catholic and Anglican Priests that sleep with male and female children, what do you miscreant call them? You cowards are ranting online, when the Arewa boys asked your drug pushing brethren to leave Northern Nigeria, you cowards cried to UN. You are now hidding under your grandma who was used as sex slave in 1967 and typing rubbish with your Chinese phone.
Politics › Re: Lock Your Shop For IPOB Sit-at-home, Lose It Forever - Umahi Threatens by Printerscanner: 10:25pm On May 29, 2018
TimFisher:
undecided

Pharaoh Umahi....God must surely take your life!

you must surely reap what you sow!
He will attend your funeral.
Crime › Re: Traditional Religion Worshippers Seal Off Rapists’ Houses In Ondo State (pics) by Printerscanner: 7:40pm On May 29, 2018
Saintmary:
They are a government in their own right, just traditional. Nigeria will be a better if traditional rulers rise to their responsibilities, working alongside the modern elected leaders.
Nobody will contest for election again. Ogun, Sango, Obatala, Esu and others are not gentle gods. You steal, you die. Stealing may not be corruption but Stealing will be death.
Crime › Re: Traditional Religion Worshippers Seal Off Rapists’ Houses In Ondo State (pics) by Printerscanner: 7:36pm On May 29, 2018
shizzle1:
Na dem

Ndi Yoruba

Umu ekwensu
Yoruba traditionalists have banished the rapists. So the rapists should go to Biafra where rape is a religion.
Politics › Re: Lai Muhammed Commissioned Irrigation And Water Projects Not A Borehole by Printerscanner: 5:58pm On May 29, 2018
abc115:
Why are wailers showing only Tap Outlet
Because their forefathers ate allergic to good news and development
Politics › Re: Court Orders Buhari To Prosecute Lawmakers Over Alleged Stealing Of N481bn...... by Printerscanner: 5:29pm On May 29, 2018
Saraki, Dogora and the gang of 108 thieves in the Senate and over 300 thieves in the HOR are in trouble. They have all served into Buhari's hand. You fools thought that Buhari and Kemi Adeosun will bribe you the way Goatluck Jonaddaft and that world bank house girl with puff-puff cheek bribed you with 17 billion naira. No way. Now, you will know who is the C-in-C. Dino Melaye's treatment will be a child's play.
Politics › Re: Court Orders Buhari To Prosecute Lawmakers Over Alleged Stealing Of N481bn...... by Printerscanner: 5:26pm On May 29, 2018
Samsimple:
3 years ago this day that goat from daura was sworn in as the president of nigeria.. Greatest mistake of nigeria history
The day you were conceived is the greatest mistake your family made. The day you were born is the greatest mistake your village made.
Politics › Re: Fayemi Picks Habibat Adubiaro, A Muslim Woman As Running Mate by Printerscanner: 5:23pm On May 29, 2018
sean1000x:
Of course he has to as dictated by the Muslim owned party and largely yoruba muslims. Remember Fayemi was born Muslim, and 75% of Yorubas are muslims. 80% of all SW states governors since 1999 are Yoruba muslims.
Before the next general elections, this miscreant would have slumped and died of ISLAMOPHOBIA.
Celebrities › Re: Sister Of Lady Who Accused Kiss Daniel Of Impregnating: "Her Account Was Hacked" by Printerscanner: 5:14pm On May 29, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The only thing that is hacked here is Kizz Daniel's brain.

What on earth will make a fine boy like Kizz Daniel condescend to the level of sticking his preek into the kpekus of an ugly local bushmeat who won't even pass the audition for the role of a village gossip in a low budget movie.
Money has changed hands hence the "hack" story.
He has apparently bribed her out of the intense embarrassment this has caused him.

Shame on you Oluwatobiloba.
God knows I'd rather masturbate than shag an ugly lady.
You can shag Aunty Kemi Olunloyo. Stop bragging, you can even shag local Almajaris from Sokoto.
Crime › Re: Woman Poisons Her Sister-In-Law In Bayelsa, Confesses After Burial. Photos by Printerscanner: 5:07pm On May 29, 2018
Tallesty1:
37years old and mother of 8? I thought it was in the olden days that people born that many children.
If she is allowed to grow to 50 years, she would give birth to 20 children. Evil people stopped her from attaining the peak of her child bearing career. The goat that poisoned her will be struck by Bayelsa Thunder.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Wears Coalnterryvintage Bum Shorts In Latest Photo by Printerscanner: 2:18pm On May 29, 2018
Were dun wo, ko se bi lomo.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Flash Floods Topple Buildings In Maryland, Wash Away Dozens Of Cars (Photos) by Printerscanner: 2:16pm On May 29, 2018
Are those not electric poles and cables that I am seeing over there in Maryland, USA just as we have in Mushin, Ajegunle, Ikeja, VI, e.t.c.? I thought American returnees say that all electric cables are underground in America.
Islam › Re: Muslims In Iceland Fast For 22 Hours A Day by Printerscanner: 12:22pm On May 29, 2018
Fundamentalist:
Aljazeera once did a documentary like this last year , countries like new Zealand , Iceland , Norway during the middle of the solar calendar experience longer day time sometimes no night at all . But surprisingly these Muslims despite been converts fast for longer hours without questioning their faith , Allahu Akbar , yet we have some lazy individuals here that will be looking for the slightest ailments or sometimes faking it , just to escape fasting ( Allah is watching us ) .

May Allah continue to strengthen our faith and save us from hypocrisy and hypocrites. Amen
So because someone is not fasting, that makes him lazy? I think you must be mad.
Travel › Re: Herbert Macaulay Road, Yaba Has The Highest Number Of Pedestrian Bridges by Printerscanner: 6:42pm On May 28, 2018
Yaba for Life

Place of birth - Yaba
Primary School - Yaba
Secondary School - Yaba
Tertiary School - Yaba

And some village boys from Osun, Ondo, Enugu, Abakaliki, Uyo will now come and start telling me what civilization is. While your people were walking nakked in your village, we Yaba boys were already in 3-piece Italian Suits.
Politics › Re: You Can Leave, If You So Wish – Kwara ‘APC’ Tells Saraki by Printerscanner: 4:07pm On May 28, 2018
Bashir Omolaja Bolarinwa was Local Government Chairman in Lagos Mainland, he is now in Ilorin spewing rubbish, I think he deserves some hot slaps.
Politics › Re: Meet Ex- SUG President Of UNIABUJA Who Wants Wo Dislodge 3rd Term Rep (photos) by Printerscanner: 3:26pm On May 28, 2018
bedspread:
Na so Bello Start....... Abegggggiiiu
Na the dame thing Dino Melaye used to deceive his illiterate village people in order to get to Abuja. He finally got to Abuja and used all money to buy luxury cars .
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: Why Senator Must Resume Plenary – Ben Bruce by Printerscanner: 3:23pm On May 28, 2018
Nkemakonam62:
Ben Murray-Bruce, the senator representing Bayelsa East, on Monday requested that his embattled colleague from Kogi West, Dino Melaye should resume sitting at the Senate on Wednesday.

The Bayelsa lawmaker stated that the Senate has not been “the same” since the absence of Melaye.

In a tweet, Ben-Bruce wrote, “I want @dino_melaye to come to the Senate on Wednesday even if he is on crutches.


“The @NGRSenate is not the same without Dino! We miss him. I know he is on crutches but I want him to come on Wednesday and I will stand with him.”
Melaye is currently involved in a face-off with the Nigeria Police Force.
The lawmaker, who allegedly jumped-off a police van transporting him to Lokoja, Kogi State, has since been arraigned in a state High Court.

However, Melaye was granted bail by the court

http://www.akelicious.net/2018/05/dino-melaye-why-senator-must-resume.html
Useless Twitter Senator, when the Nigeria Police was teaching him a lesson of his life, where were you? Now that the IGP has told you idiots to go to tell, what will you do?
Politics › Re: See Letter! Ambode Grants Polo Club N50 Million Lagos State Tax Payers Money by Printerscanner: 3:19pm On May 28, 2018
MadeInTokyo:
Lagos has been sold


Ambode is a monumental criminal
One day, he will be tied to the stakes and shot like a common criminal that he is. However, because of the small small projects that he has done here and there, which is still more that all the projects done by his fellow criminal governors in all the 36 useless states of the federation, his death sentense may be commit to life imprisonment. Thank you.
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi To Kemi Olunloyo: "Apologize To Linda Ikeji" by Printerscanner: 2:26pm On May 28, 2018
jessca048:
aunty kemi corporate beggar

A 50+ woman, daughter of former governor and respected mathematician for that matter.
Romance › Re: I Want To Break Up With My Fiancee But I Don't Know How To Do It by Printerscanner: 2:25pm On May 28, 2018
Dear OP, I hope you are at home playing with your mates as today is children day because you are a child and should be treated as such. Who even wants to marry a child like you? Save this innocent woman a life long headache, break up with her and go to Northern Nigeria to get a 12 years old bride.
Politics › Re: Kemi Adeosun Poses With Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala (Photo) by Printerscanner: 2:19pm On May 28, 2018
serverconnect:
SHE SHOULD USE MRS OKONJO AS HER MENTOR. TREES DO NOT STRUGGLE TO BE TALL.
Okonjo that confessed that she used our 17 billion Naira to bribe the NASS . She also looted and shared our national treasury.

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