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Politics › Re: President Buhari To Leave For London Tomorrow For Medical Checkup by Printerscanner: 7:51am On May 08, 2018

Lexusgs430:
Again? Why did he not see his Doctor during his commonwealth engagement(the infamous implied lazy speech)?
Simply because he is not personally funding this largesse.....

When imPatience Jonathan Mama Piss humbled Lazarus of the Bible by dying and resurrecting on the 8th day in a German hospital, who funded the death and resurrection?

Politics › Re: What Saraki, Dogara Told Buhari About Dino Melaye’s Travail, 2018 Budget - READ by Printerscanner: 8:30pm On May 07, 2018

Lakeside79:
Uselsss president

Corrupt and indolent , clueless and confused buffoon

Has no clue on morsern economic practises nor does he understand what mordern governance entails

Idiot

When Buhari is declared winner of the 2019 presidential election by INEC, you will drink sniper insecticide, die and then run away grin

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Politics › Re: Atiku Commissions The Chicken Cottage In Yola (Photos) by Printerscanner: 5:27pm On May 07, 2018

Esseite:
I stand with Atiku on this.. kudos to him

Any politician can start up a government contract linked business, but it takes a real business man/entrepreneur to set up a people(masses) inclined business. it changes your mindset.

Name 5 politician in masses inclined line of business except farming and cattle rearing?

After embezzling money meant for 200 million Nigerians, he established businesses with the stolen people's money and will be the paying the employed people enough money for the people to eat once in a day. What a good man he is. The Thunder that will fire him is still doing training with ISIS.

Celebrities › Re: "This Is My Sister, Linda, She Is Rich" - Laura Ikeji by Printerscanner: 12:42pm On May 07, 2018

When poor people see small money, they lose their senses. This is a classical example.

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Armed Robbers Intercepted By Buratai Convoy Along Numan-yola Road by Printerscanner: 9:02am On May 07, 2018

Esseite:
The lies are overbearing... why would 4 men with dane guns stand before a convoy minimum of 5 vehicles with gun trucks and over 20 army personnels?..

Just recollect the over 300 shitte muslims that confronted the "COAS burutai" in 2015, how did that play out?.

You are just a useless wailer and lazy youth. The report did not say that the criminals stood before the entourage of COAS. Instead, the report stated that the criminals blocked the road and were robbing motorists as they passed. Obviously, the criminal did not know that the entourage of the COAS was on the way. Read, you no go read, once you hear government, all the hair strains on you head go stand like Rochas' statues.

Celebrities › Re: Funnybone: After Interacting With Chimamanda, I Understood Feminism Better by Printerscanner: 8:47am On May 07, 2018

whitebeard:
the world is full of - and +

Just as foolish people are present we also have the wise ones..!

So you too think Chimamanda is foolish? I think so also.

Crime › Re: I Have Stolen Just 1,200 Phones From Lagos Commuters - Suspect "Picture" by Printerscanner: 8:26am On May 07, 2018

Blackfire:
The accomodators.
The sophisticated.

Checking name.....

It starts with A .... and ends with A.

You think he should be smuggling drugs like your brother?

Politics › Re: Who Would you prefer to be Nigeria next president?. by Printerscanner: 8:10am On May 07, 2018

DynasTee:
A loyal servant can never disobey his master even though the master is a dullard

The tribes of the servant and the master both used for sisters, mothers, nieces and cousins as sex slaves after slaughtering over 3,000,000. And you still have the audacity to call them names?

Culture › Re: Oro Day: Movement Of Women Restricted In Ikorodu On May 8th 2018 by Printerscanner: 9:31am On May 06, 2018

NwaEzefuNaMba:
I expect Chimmanda Adichie to be on ground that day, leading his gang of feminists.

The gods will be very happy with the multitude of blood to be sucked and heads to be roasted.

Celebrities › Re: Headies: Davido Calls Out Nigerian Artistes; Dedicates Award To Family & Chioma by Printerscanner: 9:18am On May 06, 2018

BiggerbossAmani:

They said Wizkid is stupid for dating Tiwa savage but this guy own is foolishness

Hope you guys know that there's no award that goes to musician from East.

Fuc.k off Headies 2018

No award went to a musician from the East, are you MAD? Is it you award? Must you bring tribalism to everything? Is it also Buhari that marginalized musicians from the East? Pls don't get me angry this morning.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Was Blessed To Have Your Leadership - Jonathan Remembers Yaradua by Printerscanner: 9:05am On May 06, 2018

Mr Goatluck, how come you and your thieving wife Mama Piss forcefully took several of Yar'Adua's properties and coverted them to your personal use before the law courts told you to return them? Some of us are not shallow minded and forgetful like your followers.

Crime › Re: "Oryina Orvaa @OryinaDegreat Kidnapped & Raped Me" - Liz @abbyollar by Printerscanner: 9:00am On May 06, 2018

Benue and Sex are 5 and 6.

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Steps Out With Soldiers To Inspect Port Harcourt Airport After APC Clash by Printerscanner: 8:58am On May 06, 2018

Evablizin:

So this is how port Harcourt airport looks like and Amaechi is proud to take selfie there. SMH.

Your brother the ineffectual buffoon, the drunk fisherman with a fake PhD, the husband of the illiterate cantankerous grammarian sheppopo was there for 8 years as VP, acting president and president, how come the airport is still worse than Lagos motor parks?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Must Not Speak Ill Of Men Of God by Printerscanner: 8:51am On May 06, 2018

sloopyy:
Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm...Psalm 105:15

But they kept mocking the messengers of God, despising his words and scoffing at his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD rose against his people, until there was no remedy. 2 Chronicles 36:16

FTC! Happy Sunday folks

What of so called prophets that have been using people for rituals, sleeping with people's wives, using Bible to scare people and fearfully collecting money from the congregation? What of Chris Oyakhilome that encouraged people to be masturbating and whose wife just divorced because she claimed he has been sleeping with all pretty ladies in the church? What of Chris Okotie who has divorced two different women and who told us God told him that Obasanjo will hand over the presidency to him (Okotie)? What of Adeboye that said anyone who does not pay tithe will not go to heaven? Has God made him (Adeboye) the class captain to write list of people going to heaven?

I am not saying that they are not men of God, I am just asking some questions that have been confusing me. So please pardon my childishness.

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Politics › Re: Imo APC Ward Congress: Rochas Okorocha Releases Statement After He Was Shut Out by Printerscanner: 8:40am On May 06, 2018

OFFICIAL336:
Foolish party. Ordinary ward congress a primary 6 class prefect can conduct without hitches, a ruling party couldn't.

No wonder they plunged us into recession.

Tomorrow one phul will now tell me to vote for these devils.

PDP was a small demon but APC na Lucifer.

Devilish party.

Yes ordinary congress that PDP conducted and spent several months in court. Up till today, the PDP has not
recovered from the animosity their last congress caused.

Christianity Etc › Re: It’s An Abomination To Call Your Husband By His Name Or Pet Name - Pastor Says by Printerscanner: 8:33am On May 06, 2018

I will show this to my wife. She has been calling me my first name, if she doesn't change she will go to hell because the pastor with the key of the gate of hell fire says so. grin

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Career › Re: Dangote Group Appoints Olakunle Alake As Its New Group Managing Director by Printerscanner: 8:17pm On May 04, 2018

Chizuru01:
am very sure she can ride Dangotes bicycle very well

Like your sisters who trade their worthless bodies on the streets all over the world from Lagos to Italy, from Los Angeles to Leon, from Cape Town to Dubai.

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Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre, Alex And Kiki Osinbajo Hang Out Together (photos) by Printerscanner: 8:12pm On May 04, 2018

DrinkLimca:
Who is kiki osibanjo?

Is she a pornstarrr?

No, she is the daughter of Prof Yemi Osinbajo (SAN) the nightmare of the people of potopoto republic. The legal icon and backbone of Gen Muhammadu Buhari the slayer of IPOB miscreants.

Politics › Re: Tell Osibanjo To Stop'his Nasty Habit Of Lying',Jonathan Implores Pastor Adeboye by Printerscanner: 7:52pm On May 04, 2018

chronique:
Everyone knows Osibanjo to be a pathetic liar. What I do not understand is why RCCG hasn't fired him. It obviously means that even the top hierarchy of the church itself has questionable characters there.

RCCG to fire a Professor of Law, Senior Advocate of Nigeria and the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria? Is he employed by RCCG? I think you are high on Cownu urine. If your brother the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo is serious, let him go to court and you will see how his secrets will be revealed to the whole world.

Politics › Re: Tell Osibanjo To Stop'his Nasty Habit Of Lying',Jonathan Implores Pastor Adeboye by Printerscanner: 7:46pm On May 04, 2018

Go to court Goatluck if you are serious.

Politics › Re: Buhari Still Uses Jonathan’s Old Cars by Printerscanner: 6:24pm On May 04, 2018

cyril10:
And you believe this pure lie from him?

Do you ever believe anything? Do you believe in God? Do you believe that the man you call daddy is truly your biological father? You are worse than Thomas. Buhari is not a spend drift prodigal son like the drunk fisherman with fake PhD from Otuoke who is married to an illiterate grammarian cantankerous sheppopo.

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Politics › Re: BREAKING News: Senator Buruji Kashamu Can Now Be Arrested, Appeal Court Rules by Printerscanner: 6:20pm On May 04, 2018

Pharaoh9:
That drug dealer voted as senator in South West?

He can't travel to the United States

Just like Atiku. Atiku too cannot travel to USA, yet Atiku wants to rule Nigeria. No way. He can rule Biafra.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Disgrace Buhari During His Technical Stopover In London (video) by Printerscanner: 1:41pm On May 04, 2018

I thought old Igbo men like that are supposed to be at work during working hours. Oh! I forgot drug pushers don't go to work everyday.

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Lawyers, David Amaefula & Pius Udo-Inyang Released From Kuje Prison by Printerscanner: 1:36pm On May 04, 2018

crazysaint:
The problem with Nigeria is as follows;

B------Boko-Haram
U------Unemployment
H------Herdsmen
A------Armed Robbery
R------Recession
I-------Insecurity

Get you PVC, this nonsense must stop in 2019.

When INEC announces Buhari as the winner of the 2019 presidential election, you will commit suicide and then run away.

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Politics › Re: Sowore: Tinubu, Others Used To Hide While We Faced The Military In The 90's by Printerscanner: 12:37pm On May 04, 2018

nairavsdollars:
We all know Tinubu is a coward. He hid under his bed when Dino Melaye took the fight to him in Bourdillon last year

So, where is Dino hiding now that Tinubu has taken the fight to Dino's homes in Abuja and Kogi? Oh! I know, Dino is now hiding at the hospital. A child abuses the Iroko tree and immediately starts watching his back, he has forgoten that it is not the day you abuse the Iroko tree that the tree kills and totally destroys you. The Iroko tree has now remembered Dino. The day of judgement is here.

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Politics › Re: Presidency Hits Obasanjo Over Buhari’s Visit To U.S. by Printerscanner: 10:13am On May 04, 2018

philkushi:
Shehu Garba tends to forget the central point of this visit to US Government "Killing of Christians Must Stop". You either accept that or reject it but you cant negotiate it

NO that was not the central point. The central point is "Killing of People of whatever faith or tribe should stop". Don't be clever by half like Obasanjo.

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Business › Re: Femi Otedola And Bola Tinubu In 2005: Throwback Photo by Printerscanner: 10:04am On May 04, 2018

DrinkLimca:
All is showoff just to divert people's attention from the Billions of oil money they stole...

You give out 200 million naira to someone That will still be selected by connection and yet thousands of Niger Delta youths which are The real owners of your source of wealth are out of school with no scholarship..

This owa oyel money that is driving you to your grave, very soon you will drinking the oyel yourself or hawking it in Lagos holdup.

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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Visit: U.S. Finalises Repatriation Of Over $500m To Nigeria - Malami by Printerscanner: 6:27pm On May 03, 2018

GenBuhari:
The $500m PMB paid for the jets would be returned.
Forget about about those jets they will never be delivered America has already poisoned PMB and latest is that he is on a technical stopover in UK.

White man are working to inflict genocide on us. Please see my signature and heed it.

This one is an unfortunate child. A lazy youth with no future ambition.

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Politics › Re: APC Chair: Oyegun, Supporters Vow To Fight On, Won't Step Aside by Printerscanner: 12:31pm On May 03, 2018

SARMAT:
thiefnuju and people of the WASTE(RePHAIMS) how market.it seems these force are hell bent to make thiefnuju a truly local champion and to ensure the only place he has in history is to sit among the scorned...

I know that midget WORM hellrufai will sure b there but I wish them success anything to humiliate DAT frog eyed greedy drug sniffing old theif is welcomed for plunging good Christians of this hellhole into consistent sorrow via his morronic alliance and subservient to his Fulani overlords

You are insulting the people that used your mothers, sisters, nieces, cousins as sex slaves and used about three million others for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970. You are definitely stubborn and will end up where your three million siblings ended.

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Business › Re: China, Nigeria Sign Currency Swap Deal by Printerscanner(op): 12:11pm On May 03, 2018

stubbornman:
you just dey yan like who dem piss for him face..... monkey

Chimpanzee, how far?

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