"Brigadier,Abeg handle 1h(one hundred naira)make I go arrange My Hair''I pleaded ''Ha!! 1H?why you no tell P.man,this Morning as You dey Go School this Morning na''He asked ''Guy na forget, I forget na,abeg tomorow na assembly o,find the Stuf for Me before Night reach na''this time I was frowning a bit ''Na wa for you o,as I dey so, I no to 'holo'[that means broke],Sha check on top my box,you go see 2H,cloth cover am,bring me my Change of hundred Naira O''He stressed ''Hahahaha,no wahala jor'' as I happily ran into the room to get the money.The Money was on His Bag with a cloth covering it along side the Money is a Packet of Cigratte..O yes!!''Brigadier'' do Smoke and that is one of the Many secret we shared together,though I have confronted Him on the issue but in his own words ''As a Soldier you need it in order to motivate one's Spirit''...and to the best of my knowledge only the two of us knows about His Smoking escapade''Guy na your packet of Stick(cigratte) you put carelessly for ur bag like that abi"I said to Him as I walk out of the House ''Haaa''He shouted ''The stuff dey outside?abeg go help Me arrange wella''He pleaded ''Guy go arrange Your thing,I wan go barb sharpaly''I responded as I go downstairs ''I no blame you na I don give you the Money,how you no go do anyhow with Your Head like Zuma rock'' I ran down stairs with Serious Laughter.''Mr Smith ,I want You to Barb Me the 'hair of all time''cause,I want to go for Mr.universe'' I said jokinly to the Barber.---though His real name is sule,but He prefers being called 'Mr Smith' He so love the American accent and Lifestyle.and He sometimes Jokes that He was accidentaly born In Nigeria,and America is his Home---"Hey Nigga,you want Me to give you some Nice Hair cutz right?which Haircutz do You need''...''Lowcut with some good carving''I answered ''Ok just stick you f**king a.s.s on the Chair as I sharpen My Clippers blade'' I smiled as i replied ''Guy I gat no f**king a.s.s o"...-we all Laughed -Mr Smith put the cloth on Me as He Begins to barb,typical of Me I normally close My Eyes when I barb until the very end.,As Mr smith was Barbing He was cracking Some Jokes which got me and most of the customers Laughing, though most of the Jokes where about how He was accidentally born in Nigeria ''Nigga am through''Mr smith said after He finish barbing. I opened My Eyes and to My greatest Surprise,I saw the "disaster of the Century"

Marytess: take note of spellings.Me love dis story,gud story..

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