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Doyin Okupe – @OkupeDoyin

Kachisbarbie:
Bless you too babe. Shey you see the dude that saw you in his dream'
Hahaha

Kachisbarbie:
lols
I love Romance section because they are so deluded into thinking the whole NL evolves around them.

You say Top female NAIRALANDERS.... How many section(s) of this honourable forum did you sample to arrive @ this?

lonelydora:
Before I start, I am married with children. I don't know if priscaoge is married too. I have never met her before whether in this life or life before.

In my dream, I saw an ebony, tall, not so beautiful, chubby girl catwalking around the estate. I stopped to say hello, and the conversation goes thus:

Me: hello

she: haa, lonelydora, na you bi dis?

Me: yes so, na me ohhh.

She: what are you doing here in the estate?

Me: I stay on street D, Road 5. You nko?

She: I came to visit an aunt, so will be staying for some time.

Me: but how do you know I'm lonelydora on Nairaland?

she: I know now, I have been following you in the spiritual realm.

Me: serious? We need to go somewhere and discuss this.

She entered the car, and I drove her to the closet Kilimanjaro outlet. As she was about coming down from the car, the sole of her shoes pulled out. Luckily for us, there was a cobbler nearby. As I was going to meet the cobbler, I woke up.

Please all the JOSEPH of Nairaland, this is the time I need you guys most to explain this dream. Meanwhile, as a Christian I don't believe in someone chasing after me.

Should I narrate this dream to wifey, who is also a Nairalander?

Thanks in anticipation for an explanation.

dagbenga:
am not forcing you ,be blessed

“All I know is that if a wrong choice is
made, we must all be prepared, we
should start preparing to go back to
the trenches, whatever it takes.
“Let’s put it this way: the way you
fight a civilian misrule is different from
the way you deal with people like
Sanni Abacha.

AgapeCharis:
In what way does that verse mean one shouldn't try out different sex styles with his/her married partner?? Don't change God's word to suit your religious beliefs pls

dagbenga:
as awful as this may sound ,few men of God really inspire me but rather i go to my bible for confirmation ,thats where i get my truth from, read the bible prisc dats all i ever ask of you ,ok i have to go now ,,ohhhhh i almost forgot , 1 corinthians 6:18 . stay blessed

dagbenga:
hello sis, please kindly ignore all dat he said,but just read the bible references and i believe God will touch you, yea dont be ashamed of God ,yea yea yea u down to earth n down for what ever but do you really want to know the truth or u just want to ignore the truth n enjoy ur heads n wat ever u call dem, i gnore some of these perverts givwn you likes n encouraging you...all are out there to satisfy themselves , prisc the truth is not in this man is in the bible, please read those verses , God cannot lie .

wildikeman:
I wonder where Karma sutra Is in the bible. God laid down the ten commandment and even the sexual immorality law and I didn't see this one this yeye pastor jembe jembe mentioned o. You can imagine God on judgment day saying son you doggy sexed your WIFE and she gave you head for that straight to hell.

ikelvin:
I love you so much. I love to love you. For this, I'll always love you!!!

CFCfan:
Please, how can u, as a lady, "give dog'gy" to a man?

Frankmishael:
u don't have sense, u think if u insult men of God everybody will clap for u? continue giving head later we will still read ur story here how ur husband drove u out from d house if u will even have one!!!

fuckerholic:
I see those styles realy don kill you..dem dey sweet you die n you can't imagine someone talk ill of it even a man of God..take am easy oo..how may I meet you personaly

listica:
this man of God is saying the truth sister, dont judge him just like that but try to understand where his coming from.he neva said that having good time wid your husband is a sin but doing extra styles just to satisfy our sefs is sin.we learn all those things from porn movie sister.no offence pls

listica:
read about Lazarus and the rich man sister,when d was alive he neva believed that christ exist when he died and was suffering in he'll fire, he remembered that one man was preaching the word of God then he asked God, pls give me second chance or tell your pple to preach to my brother that he'll is real.be wise,I don't see any bad thing dis man of God said cos we learn all dos styles from porn movie

Mars88:
*did christ teach you mean* not taught.

ludot:
Why is pastor wearing glasses? Nobody wore glasses in the bible!

OmoAlata1:
Should pregnant couples not have sex? Cos Missionary is impossible with a huge belly. I guess for all you pregnant couples, you are all going to hell according to this pastor.

KoloOyinbo:
What arrant nonsense! Pornography copies from real life. People were having sex for a long time before pornography!

These fake pastors like the feeling of power they get from controlling peoples lives and like to condemn things to make themselves feel superior, what hypocrites! God showed him a vision of hell? Did he now? Perhaps he was dreaming of his own sexual fantasies? Now which seems more likely?

OXCUBA:
mehn you pack this topic for head o.

Bonapart:
headmistress

dahreyM:
U badt gan. R u married?

Bonapart:
with common sense you should know your body is the temple of God.
Keep giving head, one day you won't take it back.
You get lane....
Headmistress

amareto:
Na sin to do d.oggy o. When you no be snoop dog

Bonapart:
the end will soon come madam..... ur master the devil is waiting for you to give him head too.... ye ye fowl

DonaldGenes:
Clap for yourself Madam HEad

allanphash7:
Ask d next person beside u

AgapeCharis:
Dog*g*y and cow abi?

Sunnybobo3:
For Prof. Osinbajo not to be able to calculate how long Jonathan has been in power, he has to present his First School Leaving Certificate.

Jonathan has been in power for 4 years and 9 months as president and 3 months as acting president.