prettythicksme:
how did i look different?

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

Lol! You know see your life

See as you take enter one chance

My account balance is red, infact it's in a comatose state, so you can keep the atms and even the cheque books

Ipledge:
sorry which of the ronald4lif? That my course mate? Please run,because I know u will surely open a thread on nairaland if e catch u

My guy there won't be any need for that, I have volunteered to drop her the ATMs plus cheque books, kobo no dey am na

ronald4lif:


My guy there won't be any need for that, I have volunteered to drop her the ATMs plus cheque books, kobo no dey am na

AgapeCharis:
hahahahahahahahaaa
You don hammer be that o

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Priscaoge!

Lol! Hammer ke. The ATMs sef dey vex with me, since last year they have just been there, if only they could talk they ll curse me die for abandoning them

Ipledge:
if you don't kobo to give,you have other things to give

Hahaha bad guy

Sure I got no kobo but got koboko, no worry her body go hear am

ronald4lif:


Hahaha bad guy

Sure I got no kobo but got koboko, no worry her body go hear am

ronald4lif:


Lol! You know see your life

See as you take enter one chance

My account balance is red, infact it's in a comatose state, so you can keep the atms and even the cheque books

Joel3:
this one look more trim and polish. And Lite skin than previous. Or maybe its the camera

prettythicksme:
Are u talking about the fat lady pics cos i just change that not quiet long ,this is the real me.

MzNelly:

Why schock? You can have the cards, you know say you be my person

Ipledge:
i know say she don enter in chance

No be today na, her matter dey my table na

ronald4lif:


Lol! Hammer ke. The ATMs sef dey vex with me, since last year they have just been there, if only they could talk they ll curse me die for abandoning them

ronald4lif:


No be today na, her matter dey my table na

lonelydora:
Before I start, I am married with children. I don't know if priscaoge is married too. I have never met her before whether in this life or life before.

In my dream, I saw an ebony, tall, not so beautiful, chubby girl catwalking around the estate. I stopped to say hello, and the conversation goes thus:

Me: hello

she: haa, lonelydora, na you bi dis?

Me: yes so, na me ohhh.

She: what are you doing here in the estate?

Me: I stay on street D, Road 5. You nko?

She: I came to visit an aunt, so will be staying for some time.

Me: but how do you know I'm lonelydora on Nairaland?

she: I know now, I have been following you in the spiritual realm.

Me: serious? We need to go somewhere and discuss this.

She entered the car, and I drove her to the closet Kilimanjaro outlet. As she was about coming down from the car, the sole of her shoes pulled out. Luckily for us, there was a cobbler nearby. As I was going to meet the cobbler, I woke up.

Please all the JOSEPH of Nairaland, this is the time I need you guys most to explain this dream. Meanwhile, as a Christian I don't believe in someone chasing after me.

Should I narrate this dream to wifey, who is also a Nairalander?

Thanks in anticipation for an explanation.

Ipledge:
i bow for his majesty ronald4lif ,u help me see my wife

AgapeCharis:
Choi! Na wrong dream she dream then.....lol

Yea bro, it's just a dream. Mesef dream where I dey counts millions, dey flex with babes, painting town red until my alarm woke me up for work

priscaoge:


And it was just a dream

*Sips Irish Cream*

Lonelydora pls make sure u complete that dream tonight,come back n tell me how d MOVIE ended

Joel3:
yeah that fat lady but you said that was you earlier

ronald4lif:


Omo I just dey show now, make I help you search for madam jare. E be like she scarce small. I go get back to you once I see her

Ipledge:
i don dey miss her

ronald4lif:


Chai! Love sweet ohh, this una love na die

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

ronald4lif:


Yea bro, it's just a dream. Mesef dream where I dey counts millions, dey flex with babes, painting town red until my alarm woke me up for work

AgapeCharis:
hehehehee

Ipledge:
where is natasha

Joel3:
cause i am god

prettythicksme:
no kidding ,i am not fat

Mars88:

say word!