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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Hahhahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy The Pastor must be an ancient dude cheesy cheesy
Come to think of it. There was no matrass during the time of Adam and Eve. Me think those guys did some crazy styles in the garden.

Am I the only one that thinks this?? grin grin

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 9:35pm On Feb 16, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Come to think of it. There was no matrass during the time of Adam and Eve. Me think those guys did some crazy styles in the garden.

Am I the only one that thinks this?? grin grin

Lwkmd cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Babe You are not alone on that cheesy cheesy cheesy I'm sure na Do**y style sure pass in those days cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Serenity22: 9:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 9:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Lwkmd cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Babe You are not alone on that cheesy cheesy cheesy I'm sure na Do**y style sure pass in those days cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahaaa
Abi o. All these plenty styles sef. It's like they all came from the garden cheesy cheesy

I know Eve was not a one styled woman grin

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 9:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
Serenity22:
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.
First! No one is mocking the pastor. You're sure the so called missionary style didn't originate from pornography?
Bro, so long as the sex is within the confines of marriage, which ever way it is done doesn't make it unholy. The shirt you're putting on right now was probably designed by an atheist or a po.rn artist sef. That doesn't make it unclean. If you will ask me, I wouldn't say any of those styles originated from pornography.




"To the pure, all things are pure"
You know that verse don't you?

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 9:52pm On Feb 16, 2015
AgapeCharis:
hahahaaa
Abi o. All these plenty styles sef. It's like they all came from the garden cheesy cheesy

I know Eve was not a one styled woman grin

Hahhahahahahaahaha!!!!

Those guys invented all those styles biko cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Lifebender(m): 10:02pm On Feb 16, 2015
shadowgwalker:
did you get turned on while reading this?talk true


Nah i actually got turned offundecided
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:10pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lifebender:



Nah i actually got turned offundecided
lol!cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Hahhahahahahaahaha!!!!

Those guys invented all those styles biko cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahahaa
And someone is now saying we should stick with one!

Mba oo grin

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 10:24pm On Feb 16, 2015
AgapeCharis:
hahahahaa
And someone is now saying we should stick with one!

Mba oo grin

Asi ocha cheesy cheesy cheesy We are moving forward.....New year new styles cheesy cheesy

Say NO to Missionary style cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:39pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Asi ocha cheesy cheesy cheesy We are moving forward.....New year new styles cheesy cheesy

Say NO to Missionary style cheesy
hehehehee

And say YES to?? cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 10:48pm On Feb 16, 2015
AgapeCharis:
hehehehee

And say YES to?? cheesy

Latest trend cheesy cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Latest trend cheesy cheesy
Dog*g*y and cow abi? cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 10:51pm On Feb 16, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Dog*g*y and cow abi? cheesy

Na u talk am oooooo cheesy cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:55pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Na u talk am oooooo cheesy cheesy
Na your comment I see am o cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by mako007(m): 11:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Which one be Missionary? grin tongue
cum lemme show you.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by lonelydora: 11:17pm On Feb 16, 2015
I don fail all the 10 commandments bi that. Me wey dey try any position that comes to my mind, to the extent I broke my wrist when trying out one.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by pring: 11:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
Is this one also a pastor?
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Karleb(m): 11:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
The Pastor should just keep that to his pocket, he'll need it for offering.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Truckpusher(m): 11:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
Seriously ,so all this while I've been a sinner with this my doggyy style on handcuff?
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by steppin: 11:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
Abeg, which one be cowgirl again?

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by DonaldGenes(m): 11:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:
Lwkmd! cheesy cheesy cheesy Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me cheesy cheesy cheesy.....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin? cheesy cheesy

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles cheesy cheesy

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people undecided undecided cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies angry angry

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ taught his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?

Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo angry angry


Clap for yourself Madam HEad

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Bonapart(m): 11:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
jnrbayano:
This post looks exactly like the pastor.

A joke!
when a foolish man is talking.... hell is real bruh so don't be foolish but listen and learn
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by lalasticlala(m): 11:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
Truckpusher:
Seriously ,so all this while I've been a sinner with this my doggyy style on handcuff?



Lol
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by watered(m): 11:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
Dyt:
I need a date with this man of God.
U want to tempt him right? grin
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 11:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
DonaldGenes:



Clap for yourself Madam HEad

You again Now run along and don't spam my post....Thanks
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by adepiero: 11:23pm On Feb 16, 2015
i'll keep saying it, pastors are overrated. This guy just added to the list of clowns we have already #SMH

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Bonapart(m): 11:24pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Asi ocha cheesy cheesy cheesy We are moving forward.....New year new styles cheesy cheesy

Say NO to Missionary style cheesy
the end will soon come madam..... ur master the devil is waiting for you to give him head too.... ye ye fowl

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by ndidibabe(f): 11:24pm On Feb 16, 2015
Oversabi Pastor. He should quote the passage that supports his claim in the Bible.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by amareto: 11:24pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:
Lwkmd! cheesy cheesy cheesy Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me cheesy cheesy cheesy.....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin? cheesy cheesy

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles cheesy cheesy

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people undecided undecided cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies angry angry

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ taught his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?

Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo angry angry

Na sin to do d.oggy o. When you no be snoop dog grin
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 11:25pm On Feb 16, 2015
Because they call it missionary style doesn't mean it's the only holy position. Except buggery, every other thing is acceptable and please stop lying about seeing people in hellfire !

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by pure2012soul(m): 11:25pm On Feb 16, 2015
Park well. Under which hole have you being hiding?

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