If winfrey (miss delta) is really d person I know dat graduated from uniben law dept, den dis picture did not do justice to her cos she is way prettier dan dis.

Goodmorning beautiful people. I believe dis rain dat is falling is a sign of blessing to me. I am an ex corper dat finished service on d 2nd of july 2015. I am in need of a job please. I have dreams of working in an oil and gas firm. I finished from Uniben wit a second class lower in Industrial chemistry. I have been applying for jobs and awaiting positive response. I wil be having my HSE exams on d 31st and 1st of july and august respectively. And I know dat with God all tins ar possible. I don't like been idle. I know dat God can use someone here to be a blessing to me and your source of income will never run dry. I live in lagos. And dis is my email address priscilliaehiabhi@gmail.com thanks in anticipation. God bless you.

Thanking God ƒø̲̣̣я̅ a service year well spent!!! Rily missed you all. just to let you all know, the B14 POP ALL WHITE EXCLUSIVE BEACH PARTY ȋ̝̊̅§ happening live at elegushi beach here in lagos on d 3rd of july. Entrance fee is 1k. You can come wit a bottle of wine *winks* come have some fun!

Samguine:
Hello guys, just to remind you that THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS SOON......
Prixxy7
Chykmonie
Hisexcellencie
Macuwon
Cleoqueen
Lorddaywalker
TiffanyJ
Smeeky
Meeky
Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo
Raystar96
Ojestas
Ifyzo
Rhazur
Darkchocolate
Valentinooo
Enimoney
Hamzeiy
Siegfried
Buksich
Bentonmaye
Ajasa4link
Gaetano
Ewiss
KennykG
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Drphilabd
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
mannylex
Anosikechibueze
Raheem2386
Sokarsenal

started from d bottom, now we here. Its been God all d way. Would lov a final get 2geda ƒø̲̣̣я̅ those in lag and any oda person outside lag dats interested. Would be 9ce.

yokiti:
The time is finally here for us to perform our civic responsibilities!
Arise O compatriots
Nigeria's call obey
My hope and prayer is that God will protect, guide and direct you all as you take up this great assignment as part of your patriotic duty to your fatherland. Please, I implore you to let your loyalty be to the flag and constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and not to some political gladiators that will want to twist your hands in the favour of their selfish interest.
May we all be a partaker of the swearing in ceremony that is scheduled to hold on the 29th of May, 2015 in good health and sound mind with a strong belief that sorrow, tragedy and calamity shall not befall us, our families and friends as well as our dear nation; Nigeria.
Happy electioneering and a resounding Ajuwaya salutation to all our corp members who doubles as the electoral officers in their various polling units.
You deserve more than 3 hearty cheers my fellow compatriots.
God bless and keep you all.

Best regards
Yokiti (on behalf of the NYSC section moderators)

CC: Samguine, omalicha Darkchocolate, Dr Meeky, Smeeky, our landlord; Valentinooo, my dearest Cutiepie01, Buksich, hajia Heemah, Jimwalex and all othe Abusites, Skateboard, Ojestas, olaoyekemi, Holutosin, Godsfavourite01, Osemu08, highmey, mannylex; have no fear, rhazor or so; the man whose results has cancelled all insult. the Delta queen traecey, Prixxy7, the shawarma lover; Macuwon, philosopher Rationalmind, ajasa4link, Enimoney.
Though, I might have omitted your monikers but this wont pass you bye; Standing ovation for corpers who will serve as the electoral officers in the North of Niger and the Niger- delta reqion, not forgeting those in the land of the anagos; the south western part of Nigeria and those who will be flying the flag in the south eastern part of Nigeria otherwise known as Biafra; the land of the rising sun. Ajuwaya!!!

hahahahaha. @ sharwarma lover. Such a coincidence A̶̲̥̅♏ doin justice to one right now. Heehehehe.

Samguine:
Hi guys.. It's been long. We are in the 8th month now. We have roughly four months to go. I know we have stories to tell, the good, the bad, the ugly. The sighs of frustration when we expect allawe but MTN decides to remember you instead, the times we had enough, the times we didn't. The journeys and travels, PPA wahala, INEC paroles etc etc. I want you to know that it has been God thus far. We started and by his grace, we would end it.

Elections are around, please let's be careful and very watchful. Our lives would not be cut short. Amen.

I have been missing from here for so long. I've missed you all, Heemah especially. I hope to meet you in person someday. And Prixxy7 too. And traecey. And Enimony. And the dudes.

And for your information, THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS SOON

miss you more samguine.

Manny! D only tin I have ƒø̲̣̣я̅ you ȋ̝̊̅§ dis; DO NOT DO ANYTHING DAT WILL MAKE YOU REGRET LATER! Cos wen U̶̲̥̅̊ finally decide to come bk to dat girl, she wil be sooooo GONE! And don't tink you already lov d 2nd girl just within a month or two in d new relationship. We'v got chameleon's in d form of girls dis days. From d beginning, you wouldn't have just dated d first girl since you know distance ȋ̝̊̅§ gon be a barrier. Left ƒø̲̣̣я̅ me I can't do distance. I can imagine wat d first girl ȋ̝̊̅§ goin thru now. After 4 good years, all gone to trash! Just be sure dis new girl lovs you as much as you claim to lov her if not, d kinda tears you ar gon cry wen she bleeps up ehn, e still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ boil. And den U̶̲̥̅̊'v lost on both sides. Put on ur tinking cap boy. D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ don't rush into relationships anyhow.

How much I miss dis thread!!! Hapi val lovely friends. Feels so 9ce to be here again

NobleAky:
La klik la bend

dis actually got me cracking! Lmao!

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I don't bear ejionye, but I got this on my email. Pls who else got this and pls help me with the name o. My name isn't ejionye, wat shld I do?

Gudevening. I received a similar email too wit d name oloyede even tho my name isn't oloyede. So I replied d mail to sterling bank telling dem I dnt bear such name. D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ replied me an hour later and told me dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ just fixed in any name ƒø̲̣̣я̅ some reasons and dat my real name and email ȋ̝̊̅§ in dea portal. So I just opened d portal and clicked on generate access ID. Wea I Ѡǟɀ asked to fil in my email. I did and D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sent my password to my mail box. Tho it went into my spam messages. Tried login in wit it again, but D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ replied and said d password can only be used on d test day. So A̶̲̥̅♏ patiently waiting ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d test day. Just take d steps I have taken, you dont need to complain to dem again bou d wrong name. Jx click on d sterling portal and generate ur acces ID. I hope I have been able to help. Thank you.

Hissexcellencie:
All roads leads to Elegushi beach 2mao. If you aint gon' be there to have fun with ur fellow corps members/friends...You are wrong pls let's not forget that we r to be there by 12pm try n' leave home on time if you know you stay far from da island and †ђξ entrance fee is just 1000naira. No one was asked to pay any money for anything buh we're expected to put our game face on. and come with da mentality that we're gon' have madt fun. We're also expected TO EACH bring drinks worth at least 1k, or snacks. This way we have more than enough to go round. We're all creative people trust me we can make ourselves †ђξ envy of everyone there ehen!
Dress code: GUYS-white/blue. Creamy BABES- white/pink. (Or a touch of both if u don't have plain blue or pink)
Abeg if U know say you (or ya village pple) sabi hold rain abeg ur services will be needed =D *na joke o!* see ya 2mao.

yaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!

Harmodle1:
Hmmm,av tink & retinks concern dis issue dat as 2 do wif B14 stream2 Corpers.1 urgly situatn apend wen We ar filin Our NYSC ID card @ d camp,We al knw dat stream2 resumes servic on Sept. even afta We didn't camp due 2 som occurences beyond d Contry control den.2 Me nobody's @ fault bt d Alawee 4 August shud b paid,dey zero der mind off dat We didnt serve 4 d Month of August if dats d case wea do NYSC ask Us 2 writ August Wn We realy came in Sept.,I represent B14 Osun State Corp Memba.Lord Jesus com n fit 4 Our behalf in Jesus nam.Amen

A̶̲̥̅♏ in stream 2 b14 also. And in our lagos camp, we were asked to fill in sept 2014 - august2015. We were documented in september dat ȋ̝̊̅§ we were registered as corpers in september and we r goin to be paid til august next year. Dat ȋ̝̊̅§ y we were not paid august alawee dis year.

Sowl:
@prixxy7 ..... Would likely need a form of contact dat i could reach u on ,so i can get in touch with sum1 i seem 2knw when i get 2d beach on satday ,here is my BB pin 7F784F45 or just buzz me up on watsapp 08085994525.

sowl I sent U̶̲̥̅̊ a request on bbm.

kriscamdi:
Pls will be realy glad if we all can make it please, we need a good organization. Planing and pls we need to be very punctual. Its on saturday for dos doin saturday chores pls hasten so dat u can finish by say 10 or 11 so dat by 1 or 2 we all will be der. So mab by 11 or 12 u start leav ur house pls, its jus a suggestion so dat we could catch much fun as we can within d short while, koz me go fit dey reach 8,9 or d following morning sef.and finaly, pls it seems d come wit xtra cloths datz if u wana catch plenty abi maximum fun in d wata sha,let me not bore u guys wiv my long talk, would love it if its rily fun and spectacular,no be only celebrities dey share beach pics, koz me go put our fne pics oo and I knw we hv cute guys n pretty ladies hia.so charge ur foes n all koz its gona make brains. I pray oo.. Datz my blog sha http://kriscamdi..de/?m=1 see you guys in elegushi.

we should all try to be dea by 12 pls. Timing ȋ̝̊̅§ very important. We gat to start on time and finish on time to allow those goin far get to dea destination on time. Den its ur choice if you stil want to stay behind wen we done. NO AFRICAN TIME PLS. 12pm IS THE TIME Tanx.

Sowl:

would do my humanly possible best to be there that day,tnx 4d invite

sowl come o. You Asked me to invite U̶̲̥̅̊ formally, I did. So now A̶̲̥̅♏ askn U̶̲̥̅̊ to make sure you come, so do ur own part o

debygirly:




Heheheheeh. I'll def be thr!

correct girl! *gives U̶̲̥̅̊ hi 5* *winks*

debygirly:







ayam interested




Nid dt break!

debygirly pleeeeaaassseeeee you should be dea! Your presence ȋ̝̊̅§ needed! Likewise everyoda person on dis thread. Just come and ease off some stress. Give your body, soul and mind dat much needed break!

Sowl:

a party like that needs one to be invited formally and not orally cutie,I guess u understand quite well what am talking about.

lol Sowl. Ok let's start all over again ..... Sowl A̶̲̥̅♏ inviting ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d beach party holding in lagos ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 corpers at elegushi beach. Please wil you be there? *batting my eyelashes*

Sowl:
.
you really would make a wonderful and capable PR executive, just incase u decide to venture into such a field, as for the beach party @ elegushi I think I could be interested ,wouldn't mind unwinding and relieving myself off the whole NYSC bruhaha, a little fiesta would make sense after my birthday which I would likely be doing in a creepy and dilapidated classroom .
you really would make a wonderful and capable PR executive, just incase u decide to venture into such a field, as for the beach party @ elegushi I think I could be interested ,wouldn't mind unwinding and relieving myself off the whole NYSC bruhaha, a little fiesta would make sense after my birthday which I would likely be doing in a creepy and dilapidated classroom

Lol. Tanx sowl. You ar seriously invited. We all need dat "lil" break from our PPA wahala. Pls be dea

Samguine:
Prixxy7...how are you?

yaaaayyyy!!!!! Samguine! long time awayu? Wil you come ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d beach party?

cutiepie01:
Alright dear.Am not in lag,am in abuja.Seems u're among d organisers.Btw,what do they do at d beach party?never been to one.

lol ok. Been to numerous beach parties and D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do stuff like games which include truth and dare, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ also hv a lil chit chat, pictures so many tins dea.

And pls pls pls let's not 4get d dress code.
Guys; White and a touch of blue
Ladies; White and a touch of pink.
Tanx ƒø̲̣̣я̅ ur usual cooperation

dotman10:





Well, I have been following this thread for some times now and am more or less a member already even though am a prospective corper C14......but wana know, can I join the train. I mean I will like to be there to meet people, and catch some fun.....


Am I free to?

yes you can. Its a free world. D fact dat It is ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 members doesnt relegate oda corpers to d background. Come along wit ur friends.

Hi friends been a long time I commented here. Missed you guys much *hugs* PPA ish and all d stress dat comes wit it. Anyway just to let you guys know dat dea ȋ̝̊̅§ a beach party ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 corpers in lagos.
Venue- ELEGUSHI BEACH
Date- 18th October 2014
Time- 12pm prompt
Dress code- Guys; White and a touch of blue
Ladies; White and a touch of pink
Gate fee- 1k

N.B; you can come wit a bottle of wine or if you can afford a carton all well and good. And oda choppables or snacks like mc-vities, hobnobs, pringles, short bread etc. And these snacks should be sealed ƒø̲̣̣я̅ safety purpose. Let's just come and have fun 2geda!
Do not miss it!
Lov you guys loads!
You stil my e-family *hugs*

cutiepie01:
am gud dear.I understand,hws work?yeah,am gud.Thanks

yet to get a proper ppa. Lol. Wuld get one by wednesday sha. Lagos Secretariat ȋ̝̊̅§ always filled wit people. And D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ar answering mainly C13 corpers cos D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ar passing out on monday. So its til wednesday I wil get my new posting letter. Meanwhile ar you in lagos? If you ar, dea ȋ̝̊̅§ a beach party coming up next week ƒø̲̣̣я̅ B14 corp members. Interested?

cutiepie01:
Ifyzo
Raystar96
whytjane
Godsfavourite1
prixxy7

cutiepie I see you. Xup? How U̶̲̥̅̊ doin na? Mhen its almost quite difficult to kip up wit dis house o. Anyway hope you ar good?

Mannylex:
Sup guys, after much enquiries and discussion, the resolution is that the beach party wld be nextweek saturday. This is so as to enable everyone interested have enough breathing space for preparation. Would really love to see u all once again

Venue: Kuramo beach
Date: 18th October
Time: 12noon




Have no fear; Mannylex is here

9ce one manny. Nextweek it ȋ̝̊̅§!!! All roads leads to kuramo!

DailyNews:
who doesn't have enemy in life Every successful business person, entrepreneur, career person, etc has competitors who want to outshine them and Linda ought to know ths for long instead she was busy bragging and feeling too pompous cos of her peanut fortunate achievement.

Lesson ppl should learn: be humble n free with ppl no matter d success u feel u have achieved, but many ladies won't learn; instead they get carried away by their little success in life.

If it were a lady that owns nairaland, wahala for de cos she for de snap all her designer undies upload for d world to see that she finally made it against her enemies' wish

Ok. Guess you hv made your point.

Linda ikeji, I know and God knows you will laugh last and you gonna laugh so hard, its gon bring tears to your eyes. You will bounce back in million folds. You took blogging to d next level and created a platform forr other young bloggers. My friend dat owns a blog was inspired by you. I can only but imagine wat you wil be goin thru right now, but I assure you, wit God on your side, you wil scale thru. You wil come back bigger and better and even if you choose to make blogging a part time work wen you eventually come back, you wil prosper in other aspects of life. I could go on and exhaust my energy typing cos you ar worth it. And to d hackers or cybersquatters, if only you had put in dis level of energy you used to bring a successful person down in your business, imagine how rich you would have become by now. Bt you just got hate in your heart. May God forgive you, cos if men were God...

ifeadikanwanne:

Madam you said posting letter but i who went to LG, surulere to be precise is telling you what i was told....... Maybe yours differs, but in ours, even Batch A, C corpers attested to it that its 7th the last! The Nysc officials said so when i went in to ask...i don't just say what i'm not sure of!!! I asked before i tabled it here, but whichever ways, i wish you luck as you wait on 10th to do yours!........

cant remember us quarelling bro. Ur comment seem harsh. Tanx anyway.

ifeadikanwanne:

Yes dear, the earlier the better for you!
Clearance is usually between 1st-7th of every month for your allawee sake ooooo. Did mine today.......so happy i can relax at last after so much stress...#AwesomeGod!

N:B; make sure you have cleared with your LG before going for clearance. Goodluck hun!

read ur posting letter. Clearance ȋ̝̊̅§ 1st - 10th. Not 7th.