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jupeb but u gats read wella

falconey:
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best reply, this same daiseys, will open thread that touch the heart on NL, and conclude it wit all men are dsame

hatux:
Number 5 will nor work*in Falz voice*

Depends on d kind of friends

MzRoyalHighness:
aint nobody got time for that

HO£ K

Tips on how to make your man love you and stay
longer....
1)Show him love but much care...don't just be a
girlfriend,act like a wife and mother all together.

2)Don't make him feel he's competing with any
other guy

3) never ever try to test your man with a random
girl or even friends

4)Be free with him discuss your worries with
him....make him your best friend it would help
you to avoid getting mad at him when he offends
you.

5)Befriend his friends...guys are good at taking
advice from friends....if his friends are your
friends they wouldn't want to see him cheat on
you

6)Show respect for him....guys prefer respect to
love most times...you can ask them!

7)If possible be close to his family
members...especially the mum...because mums
have greater influence on boys...but if he's
motherless ask for his assumed mum.

8 ) If you agreed to have sex while dating don't
deny him...your decisions should be made before
and not when your dating already

9)Don't ask for money unnecessarily...money for
clothes,shoes and others ain't his duty
yet.....guys love girls who encourage them to
save and not squander

10)Buy him surprise gifts....cost doesn't define
worth in true love.....you could buy him a
blanket..mehn he would always think of you
while going to bed and a nice perfume would
always remind him of you anytime he inhales
it....you can also volunteer to shop for him....it
would make him happy to wear your choice of
clothes.

11)Always compliment his looks...don't say you
are dope,cute or sexy....simply say you are
handsome....make him feel special by telling him
how important he is to you

12)Assist him when he needs your help
financially or otherwise...this is important

13)Don't dress to impress him....just be you! and
avoid wearing makeups to see him guys prefer
naturally cute girls

14)Learn to forgive.....and avoid pride...say sorry
when you are wrong and sometimes even when
he's wrong.....

15)Don't forget to pray for him....seperately or
together...

16) add yours
Have a blessed day

Tips on how to make your man love you and stay
longer....
1)Show him love but much care...don't just be a
girlfriend,act like a wife and mother all together.

2)Don't make him feel he's competing with any
other guy

3) never ever try to test your man with a random
girl or even friends

4)Be free with him discuss your worries with
him....make him your best friend it would help
you to avoid getting mad at him when he offends
you.

5)Befriend his friends...guys are good at taking
advice from friends....if his friends are your
friends they wouldn't want to see him cheat on
you

6)Show respect for him....guys prefer respect to
love most times...you can ask them!

7)If possible be close to his family
members...especially the mum...because mums
have greater influence on boys...but if he's
motherless ask for his assumed mum.

If you agreed to have sex while dating don't
deny him...your decisions should be made before
and not when your dating already

9)Don't ask for money unnecessarily...money for
clothes,shoes and others ain't his duty
yet.....guys love girls who encourage them to
save and not squander

10)Buy him surprise gifts....cost doesn't define
worth in true love.....you could buy him a
blanket..mehn he would always think of you
while going to bed and a nice perfume would
always remind him of you anytime he inhales
it....you can also volunteer to shop for him....it
would make him happy to wear your choice of
clothes.

11)Always compliment his looks...don't say you
are dope,cute or sexy....simply say you are
handsome....make him feel special by telling him
how important he is to you

12)Assist him when he needs your help
financially or otherwise...this is important
13)Don't dress to impress him....just be you! and
avoid wearing makeups to see him guys prefer
naturally cute girls

14)Learn to forgive.....and avoid pride...say sorry
when you are wrong and sometimes even when
he's wrong.....

15)Don't forget to pray for him....seperately or
together...

16) add yours

Have a blessed day

ideynl1:
Yolobas are:

i swear this is so true lmfao

dad007:
Please,I beg you,dont marry that fiancé of yours,leave him for this new guy.Yes! because you dont love him anymore and for this reason,you are going to make life a living hell for him if both of you become husband and wife.In every marriage,there are problems,and one of it,is communication.It always resolve and more experience achieved.So please,it has got nothing to do with communication but you and that nikopu{new guy} I wish you the best

are u sure you are not the new guy

i wish i could pity for them osun ppl, but they brought it on themselves .... gullible lots ....
FTC

MIGHT BE AN HOAX THO, BUT TOO MANY SITES ON GOOGLE REPORTIN IT, TRUTH SHOULD COME OUT INNABIT

anyways FTC, dedicate it to all Bees nd sidechicks

was hia... fp things

stewpeed, some idiots just cant live outside d stone age era,

not in support of gayy marriage shit tho, but its pathetic some inbreds took matters into their own hand

let the police do their freakin jobs already

Pangea:
The bible did not mention trousers
From the scripture quoted "that pertains to a man"
What pertains to a man differs from culture to culture!
In India, especially the Tamilians, their men tie wrapper while the women wear trousers!
In Scotland, the men wear skirts
In Ijaw land , the men also tie wrapper.

Coming to Nigeria, trouser is specifically for men, so it pertains to a man, hence the embargo on it for women!
But in india, you can wear your trouser without any trouble.

remaining small u for make sense

typical disgusting plastic nature of a chelshit fan...
least loyal fans in the world

Segadem:
I wonder oh!

JESUS

iyam just hia to laff at comments

DatBossAssChick:
This is funny and serious at the same.

Caught him red handed in his place on my way from work, decided not to inform him and wala!!.. he came up with a smooth lie that she is his cousin. And the girl agreed to bear the cousin with a fake name that even his family members dont know of.

My instincts told me everything acting was a lie because even his brother doesn't know about such cousin. Lol

his brother na fuh up nigga jawe

slimthugchimee:
If you were asked to choose any of this pills which work a definite function, which would you choose?

cure for ebola and get stanky rich

THE GUY SHA NA REJECT THE OKADA

cigarette has annoying smell and it last for days , it has so many bad side effects, wonder why its legal
marijuana on the other hand known to be medicinal is illegal.. smh at the typa world we live in

suffa better food and meaningful souvenir dey, Y not?

kobonaire:
And how can you even assess that .... small boy??

lol its glaring u senile inbred

kobonaire:
I do not blame you ... you have the IQ of a cretinous teenager which is why you are spewing out inaccuracies and yet touting your self as a master of the English language ....
(I have highlighted more words for you to try and look up in a dictionary of your choice)

well u aren't the brightest fish in the river.

kobonaire:
Wow and you are his English teacher

I know its hard for retards to keep up wit the pace of technology, but just so u know, short hand writing on the net is an informal way of communicating... you will probably write "lol" as laugh out loud. Bellend

akins56:
i can relate to this, sometimes last year when am an addict of all those sexual literatures at nairaland's sexuality section, i finds it very difficult to assimilate and memorise anything i read or try to cram, contrary to before that i comprehends things easily, until i fights and defeat that demon of porn! Now am back to my former self!

after seeing u murdering English, i can tell u dat ur problem was not porn

half of d things u daiseys are saying weed can do to her aint even true, the guy should make my own cake self and sprinkle powderd ref on it .... served with Lean

simple server

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor
from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he
practiced MouthAction because it was the way he
preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was
sacred. And this pastor said his penis was
blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with
divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had
to go around evangelising.
“He convinced us that only God could come
into our lives through the mouth”, a follower
said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci
asked us to do MouthAction on him until the Holy
Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered
funds to the church.”
Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in
Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women
attending his church. He gave as an excuse that
his penis had been consecrated with “divine
semen of the Holy Spirit.”
Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and
defends himself by saying that ‘he had an
encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him
the mission of spreading the sacred semen
throughout the state, beginning with the faithful
Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.
Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said,
“Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing
his penis in the face of a local merchant, which
promised to make more sales in her business
due to the divine liquid.
Source: Inbraziltoday.com

If only d back camera was 8mp

The Police in Bauchi have commenced investigations into the alleged poisoning to death of Hajara Ahmed, the daughter of Chief Imam of Bauchi Central Mosque, Alhaji Ahmed Baban- Inna. Bauchi Police Command’s spokesman, DSP Haruna Mohammed, told NAN on Thursday that the crime was committed on Monday at about 6pm, by one Jarelu Ahmed, aged 30. “On Monday,August 31, at about 18:00hrs,Police Detectives attached to Township Division in Bauchi, arrested one Jarelu Ahmed, male and 30 years, of Railway road, Bauchi. “Suspect allegedly poisoned one Hajara Ahmed, an 11 year-old daughter of one Bala Ahmed Baban Inna, Chief Imam of Bauchi Central Mosque, killed and buried her in his room in order to conceal his atrocity. “ Scene of the crime was visited by forensic experts attached to State Criminal Investigations Department and the remains of the victim, exhumed, photographed and taken to Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Teaching Hospital, Bauchi, for postmortem examination. “The case is currently under investigation,” he said please. Asked to expatiate further on how the little girl was lured into the room of the suspect and poisoned to death, the spokesman said he would not want to pre-empt the outcome of investigations into the matter. “Details of what exactly happened will be made clear after the conclusion of investigations,” he said.

Sen. Lekan Balogun, a PDP stalwart and Osi Olubadan of Ibadan, has predicted that a new party would emerge from the PDP ahead of the 2019 general elections. Balogun disclosed this on Thursday during the monthly Guest Forum of Oodua Newspapers held at Ijikodo, Ibadan. “I foresee a new party emerging out of the fall of PDP from power after the 2015 elections when the ruling All Progressives Congress took over. “Some members of the party have gotten to a point of no return and I think they could break away,” he said. The PDP, which came to power in 1999, ruled the country for 16 years. Balogun said that the party failed in its re-election bid because its leadership refused to listen to the advice of elders. The former lawmaker, who took a cursory look at the collapse of the PDP in Oyo State, warned APC not to make the same mistake. “The fall of PDP in Oyo State and at the federal level is dialetic. “ Former President Goodluck Jonathan was good, but some of his ministers and party men did not help matters,” he said. Balogun, who claimed to have sent several text messages to PDP leaders in Abuja advising them without any response, said he predicted what happened to the party. He said that the extent of the damage to the party’s fortunes was more obvious after the elections. Balogun also said Nigerians should be patient with President Muhammadu Buhari over allegations of lopsided appointments. “Appointments are made based on principles of intellect, character and national spread. “ President Buhari is a very disciplined leader and I know he would address the issue in subsequent appointments,” he said. He, however, called on the National Assembly and the executive to work together to promote good governance. On creation of Ibadan State, Balogun said this was desirable but negated by the prevailing paucity of funds. He said: “Take Oyo State for instance where government cannot pay workers and teachers salaries. “ Would any sane person be talking of creation of Ibadan State again?” He also said the late Premier, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, was noted for his Free Education Programme, wondering why Gov. Abiola. Ajimobi’s administration would stop payment of SSCE fees and also impose N3,000 education development levy. Balogun also expressed reservations at the failure of the state government to conduct local government elections after four years. He said this was not only against the tenets of democracy, but contradicted the principle of rule of law.