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Celebrities › Re: DNA Reports Confirms Meryl Streep Is Future’s Biological Mother by Proffdada(op): 10:31pm On Dec 12, 2015
captainflash:
Op, how do u expert our able nairlanders to hit the like button for u when u're d one bringing the news?

chai, even op self want get likes, issokay!

waiting we no go see..
i need am for special project grin
Romance › Re: White Man Spotted In Benin Market Shopping For Nigerian Wife (Photos) by Proffdada: 10:30pm On Dec 12, 2015
SeXistBaStaRd:
This thread stinks of Racism before you quote me senselesslly, examine the tribalism ravaging your messed up country...Just because he's white and normally white skin is superior to the black skin right? lipsrsealed...It could be true love but y'all choose to gloat over this interracial couple and the dunce that even took the pics deserve to be flogged for using low quality camera and for taking it undecided

Disgusting Myopic Thinking I must say.
But think about the dirt collecting slippers he's wearing shocked shocked
It's not normal
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Can Solve This Riddle? by Proffdada: 9:47pm On Dec 12, 2015
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Celebrities › DNA Reports Confirms Meryl Streep Is Future’s Biological Mother by Proffdada(op):
According to DNA reports, Rapper Future was adopted and his birth mother is famed actress Meryl Streep.

Future was born with the name Nayvadius Wilburn in Atlanta, Georgia on November 20th, 1983, but that name has now been legally changed to Nayvadius Cash.

Lots of people were paid to hide the truth about Meryl sleeping with Futures father “STR8ROLL CASH” aka STR8, a well known love-vendor of New York. The story goes STR8 Cash was pimpin hard in NYC and had a secret affair in the city at the Mayfair Hotel and this resulted in Meryl being pregnant with baby future.

STR8ROLL’s ex Hoe Honeycutt explained “your hair grows on your head every single day but you don’t feel it? That’s what it’s like being with him before you know it your hair is down your back, and Meryl just could not resist the Pimpin.”

Back then, world was not so accepting of black and white relationships, so Meryl decided to break if off with Str8roll and went into hiding for nine months until baby future was born and gave him up for adoption with a gold locket chain with an inscription on the back that said:

“My Son, you are the Future, I will see you when the world is a better place – M S”

At age 12 Nayvadius Cash’s adoptive parents gave him the gold locket and who his mother is, and that’s where he got the name Future from.

Future confirmed this said:

“I mean why everybody think I did an album with Drake? Come on now Bi-Racials stick together we da Future, you do what u want when
u poppin”

We spoke to Future’s ex Ciara and asked her did she know who his real mother is and she said:

“The rumors are definitely true, that’s why he can’t settle with a black woman, his momma is white and he’s searching for a snow bunny, he’s saving that ring for a Becky not us that’s why I left”

http://www.applecar.fr/364-dna-reports-confirms-meryl-streep-is-futures-biological-mother.html




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Politics › Re: Buhari: Why I Sent Obasanjo To Guinea-Bissau by Proffdada: 10:13am On Dec 06, 2015
nikkiking:
I know a place......its called the Zoo.


Most of the Animals kept there are more reasonable than the humans.


But reverse is the case when their are been mistaken by their appearances.
did you just call biafrans animals?
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Festac Today(graphic Photos) by Proffdada: 6:44pm On Dec 05, 2015
I see a foul play
That rope is too low for suicide with the bench under him
Someone killed him and framed a suicide angry angry angry
Gaming › Re: Please Is Gta V Online Ps3 Different From Gta V? Please by Proffdada: 8:32pm On Dec 04, 2015
virus05:
as in. .they are different cds. ..I have to buy gtav online not gta v? I've not really seen the CD before. .only gta v I see
Same CD, you will need internet connection and ps3 ID which you can get by registering online
Islam › Re: No, Muslims Are Not More Violent Than People Of Other Religions. by Proffdada: 8:03pm On Dec 04, 2015
Not violent

Gaming › Re: Please Is Gta V Online Ps3 Different From Gta V? Please by Proffdada: 7:59pm On Dec 04, 2015
Yes
There are many more events,modes and scenes
Romance › Re: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by Proffdada: 7:53pm On Dec 04, 2015
Estharfabian:
Courage to say wHat?undecidedlipsrsealed

LoL! let's call a spade a spade...which Guy rape have U seen Made the news?undecided Girls could control their libidoz..we know howtah get what we want inna less animalistic, And immature way...wink.

**A round of applause for the girls jaweh!**gringrin
You are so hypocritical with girls
Girls DO rape and I was almost a victim cry
Politics › Re: Senate Orders Jonathan's Probe by Proffdada: 6:59am On Dec 04, 2015
kellsblingsz:
Una don frustrate GEJ commot for presidency,still una no go allow am rest..
Rest inside Nigeria's stolen wealth?
Politics › Re: Senate Orders Jonathan's Probe by Proffdada: 6:51am On Dec 04, 2015
bayinq25:
I can't believe a sane Nigerian thinks Jonathan is clean!...Endtime ass licker
Jonadunce may not know about the deals but he's gonna be held accountable for sitting in power and warming the chair for these looters
Politics › Re: Senate Orders Jonathan's Probe by Proffdada: 6:48am On Dec 04, 2015
merry02:
Our Senator keep probing while no resnable bills re been sponsored. I think the senate should probe the Ministry and not Jonathan. The same way they probe ministry of" Power" under Obj. We are tired of all this play to gallary government. What did was their out come of probe in "power" sector during OBJ? I THINK THE REST OF APC FOUR YEARS LL BE DEDICATED TO PROBE! PROBE!! PROBE!!!
If it'll cleanse the nation for future generations, let the probing continue
We're on the right path
Technology Market › Re: JUMIA - The Worst Courier Ever.. by Proffdada: 8:55pm On Dec 03, 2015
kilokeys:
Pro bono lawyers aren't available in this country..

Tort law is compromised.. Cos its a case I'll win.. But i don't have the financial power to hire a lawyer
Ehya, pele
Gaming › Re: Spiderman VS Kratos, Who Will Win? by Proffdada: 8:46pm On Dec 03, 2015
Even Spiderman can't face venom
Islam › Re: No, Muslims Are Not More Violent Than People Of Other Religions. by Proffdada: 8:38pm On Dec 03, 2015
Can you quote any teachings or action of Christ that depicts violence? If not then anyone who engages in such is not a Christian
Technology Market › Re: JUMIA - The Worst Courier Ever.. by Proffdada: 8:32pm On Dec 03, 2015
You can sue them,this not GEJ era of corruption
Romance › Re: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by Proffdada: 8:22pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
undecidedundecided Nigerian guys won't still Listen to all this...undecided

Bottoms line's They need to be cAsterated...That's the only way! You don't see girl raping guys...or guys giving false Rape accusation against ladies...lipsrsealed

Why? 'Coz We're Responsible beings...gringrin
who told you girls don't rape-? Try girl high school Na. I was nearly raped- by a towering girl. Guys get raped but don't have courage to say it
Career › Re: My Experience With A Pervert Manager by Proffdada: 4:07am On Dec 03, 2015
kaziblake:
thanks I won't go cos am so scared right now
why you sef go fine like beauty queen? anyways,the pervert may just a simply be a barking dog that can't bite,and it takes only he gullible to fall for him. you did right by reporting him ,however stay clear others that he must've been bragging to maybe lurking to have a score with you
Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by Proffdada: 1:25am On Dec 03, 2015
Adaure4ever:
Nawa o. Y wil a guy be interested in how many times that I change my pants daily? Its a bit weird.
it's not weird but fact finding
Politics › Re: Why EFCC Arrested Dokpesi And Bafarawa by Proffdada: 1:11am On Dec 03, 2015
Bollinger:
See why i insist most people in Nigeria should go back for a refund of their tuition fees? Most think with their asses and less with their heads. Whatever financial consideration you receive for services rendered, especially when the service is not tangible, as in this case, airtime, cannot be held against you if it is found out that the customer paid with gains that were gotten through illegal means. All he has to prove is that fees charged are/were the going rate at the period the airtime was running. Read it again i'm sure you are confused. Can you arrest a pastor for receiving tithe on behalf of God from a member who is also a fraudster? Can you hold MTN responsible for the call made by a kidnapper? Can you arrest a danfo driver who picked up a passenger who happens to be an armed robber? My friend, your as.s is meant for sitting not thinking. I know they sound alike, but their functions are very different. Trust me.

Daaayyuuummm. I just owned this muthafucker with brain power.
only if you know that you should request for the refund first
in any crime scene, everyone is guilty until found otherwise. Dokpesi knew what he was doing when he received such amount and never questioned the source. He should be held accountable
Politics › Re: Why EFCC Arrested Dokpesi And Bafarawa by Proffdada: 1:01am On Dec 03, 2015
Manbryto:
Some guys here reason thru their anus. The issue here shld be, did Dopkesi receive any money from Dasuki or not. If he did, for what reason?
it's not an issue because of the evidences are already laid that led to his arrest otherwise he'll be untouchable
the money he received has a tag and he's to face judgement. He thought the election will fall in favour of his moneypot ,Dokpesi is a hopeless gambler
Politics › Re: Why EFCC Arrested Dokpesi And Bafarawa by Proffdada: 12:54am On Dec 03, 2015
Manbryto:
That statement is not attributed to Buhari, why misquote him. Pls stop making Ur sef an ignoramus here.
i don't reply fools but your case is exceptional
Gaming › Re: 10 Biggest Open-worlds In Video Game History by Proffdada: 7:25am On Dec 02, 2015
I want just cause 3 embarassed cry
Politics › Re: Why EFCC Arrested Dokpesi And Bafarawa by Proffdada: 7:05am On Dec 02, 2015
amstamon:
Oga stop talking like a fool, you are a business man don't mean you can go into any kind of business or buy any kind of goods, buying a stolen goods also makes you a thief. Okay try go buy motor wey dem thief or just ordinary stolen Nokia 3310,make u see within go land for ur head.
Endtime dull brain.
don't mind the crook, and tomorrow he'll start blaming govt is corrupt
Politics › Re: Why EFCC Arrested Dokpesi And Bafarawa by Proffdada: 7:03am On Dec 02, 2015
Bollinger:
“They believe the funds were budgeted for arms procurement but was diverted to Mr. Dokpesi.” if this is true, then i see no reason why he was arrested. He is a businessman and he was given payment for services rendered or to be rendered. How is he to know if the funds were meant for arms procurement? It's just like arresting an owner of a TV station who does adverts for dubious pastors who rip off their congregation.
do you know the meaning of "aiding and abetting "
Defamation of character by biased journalism Is Also a crime, like Buhari will say: there's freedom of speech but freedom after the speech cannot be guaranteed grin
Politics › Re: Why EFCC Arrested Dokpesi And Bafarawa by Proffdada: 6:45am On Dec 02, 2015
chukwudi44:
Don't mind the fools,I wonder what business Dokpesi has with the importation of arms,we will know more when these cases get to court.
it's not the arms deal, it's the money trail
I think you know this but trying to vindicate a red-handed criminal will take a lot of high brow intelligent lawyer
Sports › Fifa Admits Bronze Boot Error, Chukwueze Not Nwakali Winner by Proffdada(op): 5:51pm On Dec 01, 2015
The world football governing body has express regret in naming Nwakali as bronze boot winner instead of ChukwuezeThe Federation of International Football Association (Fifa) has admitted they made a mistake giving Kelechi Nwakali the 2015 U17 World Cup bronze boot instead of Samuel Chukwueze.
Chukwueze (535 minutes) and Nwakali (630 minutes) were tied on three goals and three assists but the later was awarded as third highest goal scorer prize despite having more playing time than his teammate.

“We made a mistake at the closing ceremony of the FIFA U-17 World Cup Chile 2015 with the distribution of the adidas Bronze Boot,” Fifa wrote to the NFF.

“Instead of player no. 8 of Nigeria, Samuel Chukwueze, the player Kelechi Nwakali (player no. 10 of Nigeria) received the adidas Bronze Boot. However, if two or more players are still equal (after goals and assists), the player who has played fewer number of minutes will be ranked first.

“With this in mind, adidas will send you another Bronze Boot in December 2015, which we would kindly ask you to hand over to Samuel Chukwueze. Please be informed that Kelechi Nwakali may keep his trophy.”

Nigeria’s Victor Osimhen won the golden boot award with 10 goals while Germany’s Johannes Eggestein walked away with the silver boot having scored four goals.


http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/14952/fifa-u17-world-cup/2015/12/01/17909352/fifa-admits-bronze-boot-error-chukwueze-not-nwakali-winner


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Politics › Re: PMB Vs GEJ With Queen Elizabeth At CHOGM (Photos) by Proffdada: 10:26am On Dec 01, 2015
GEJ will drink anything even if that drink was spiked with mind control chemical angry angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by Proffdada: 7:34am On Nov 30, 2015
i no trust flavour even around my dog angry
Technology Market › Re: Jumia 2015 Black Friday Sales A Scam by Proffdada: 11:39am On Nov 27, 2015
Well, I'll say it's partly a scam because most of those products may not be available but their server cannot handle real time transaction traffic
It means they anticipated such issues and are taking its advantage
If you check a product initially, it may be out of stock and the next refreshing of the page will be available but to check out the order will now reveal the product is sold out
They'd have gotten a better server to avoid the incoherences but just wanted to take people's advantage
Crime › Re: Herbalist Kidnaps Girls In Calabar, Turns Them To Sex Slaves (pictured) by Proffdada: 8:40am On Nov 27, 2015
eleven minus four equals seven shocked shocked shocked shocked
at seven this guy has been screwing the kids? angry angry angry
Even castration with seventy strokes of hot cane with pepper juice for seven years is not enough to rectify the psychological damage to the kids and their family sad sad sad sad sad

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