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D scu is bside MTN office in Ring road,arnd Oni and Sons.

Dat frnd of my says their pay starts frm 30k.

Recruiting new teachers has bcom yearly thin in dat schl. A frnd was employd dia last yr,he told me their code of conduct is stiffer than d one in kirikiri.
Mind u,they pay peanut on top of their camouflage structures.

All of d above are WRONG REASONS FOR FALLING IN LOVE.
If u fall 4 sombody that's nt ready to carry u,head injury is imminent.
So dnt b fooled by d outward appearance of the banana pericarp.
Real ppu lives inside.

The title of d movie is Hot Red Proposal. Better still leme say its burning love.

I got a test invitation frm Linksbond College,Ikorodu.Cos I had applied since Feb.Frm my findings d scu is bn run by Muslim scholars & I'm a xtian.Do I stnd d chance of bn employd? Do u av an idea of their salary package 4 graduate teacher?
I'm counting on u guys 4 responsible feedbacks.

More power to ur elbow Goldendoctor.

Queen1: Am a graduate of English Language in need of a teaching job in kwara state. Pls help!

gunshot! Gunmen/gunwomen

Linksbond College,Ikorodu sent me job test invite.
Pls my ppu,what is d situations of thingz over there? Does it worth trying? Anybody dat knws 1 or 2 tnz about dz School shld share it wt me.
Thanks.

Whoever compiled dz must b an anarchist of bokolist,telling his numerous zombielike religious flesh eater where next to bomb.
But I will recommend u bomb Shekau's headquarter first b4 touching any of aforementioned edifices.

All d 3 ladies I hav intention of dating are born on dsame day n month,bt diff yr.

Sale of PG form for 2014/15 session is out.I received a mail ystaday frm UI.
Grab urs.

aguizm: .I second this post,please what is walnut in pidgin?

C ya life outside u dey spray oyinbo wey u no knw d meaning.You're 4given go n sin no more.
Ok na AWUSA in Yoruba.
Talk to Baba Chinedu for Igbotic Translatn,and Musa 4 Hausa version.

Is there any vacancies for Subjects Teacher in any Standard Secondary School in Ibadan? If u knw of any pls inform us on dz platform.
Help somebody today.

naijagraduates: The National Association of unemployed graduates posted an advert about 3 weeks ago requesting for CV's. Some people also sent their names, emails and other details via text messages-

we are happy to inform you that we received them all and have presented it to the director of the bureau Investment and public private partnership, Mrs Folakemi Akinleye. Just yesterday the Oyo state coordinator and the National Coordinator and a few members had a meeting with the director in her office and she told us that the new ministry would be pleased to absorb some of us and for those with other initiatives, funds would be provided to us in groups or sections. She asked us to divide ourselves into groups/areas of interest so the ministry can empower those that are really ready for the projects. She said the government has helped so many group of people but in the end only a few who were really interested benefited from the initiative.


we received a total of 135 emails,296 text messages and 119 uploaded their CVs on our website out of which we got about 25 multiple entries and 53 text messages insufficiently addressed and altogether we have 475 new applicants,93 regular members(executives and members) and 55 contacts retrieved from the old website for the application.( Thanks to the head of media and publicity for his time,energy and money for collating the data)

And the next thing on our agenda is the grouping into sections and meetings. But to save us the stress and funds for transportation and the likes,the national executives came out with the following groups.

1) Cassava production and processing
2)Soap, ointment,insecticide production
3)Event Management and planning
4)Building and construction
5)CSGP(cattle,sheep&goat production)
6)Fashion and design
7)Recycling and waste management
Art and craft
9)Fishery,poultry and dog production
10)Piggery.

we shall send text messages to those that submitted their applications and any other interested applicant should follow the following procedures.

-Register on the website
-Upload your CV or text area of interest to the number displayed on the website
And be ready to meet at any stipulated time.

Thank you....
Any other suggestions or ideas for more groups or section call the National coordinator or your state coordinators.

Drop d website and ur email.

Doctors are corrupt homosapiens.
~Hit like if u're in support of dz hypothesis.
~walk if u're nt,don't throw any jibe @ me.

Watching som ppu spiting rubbish on dz thread abt stage performance of some of prjctfame's inmates.Singing is not an easy task. Not 2 talk of performing in front of large crowd.
So learn to appreciates all those guys,or grab d next Project Fame form whn its out.

richeso: You are a dumped FOOL.
Its your generation that's hell.

Take it easy son.Calm down.

I'm hearing dz for d first time.It must be a lie frm d pit of hell called Nigeria.

Mrcdorv: My brother I will believe your story because it has happen to me several times only that the amounts are not up to that of yours but my advice to you is that,you know this is Nigeria where we sometime call the honest ones mumu,mugu,suegbe,aridin the list goes on but I believe there is always a reward for being honest. A time God want to just bless you or test your faith as relationship with Him now if you're sure of your faith according to your request hold that money in your account for a while and see if there's any request from your bank(sometimebadeggindbankdivertmbymistake) but if there's none,transfer sum from the total amount to another account take out of it to the orphanage or less prevelege wisely invest the rest and thanks me latter.

thank u Sir.

goldenijay: Ps doz anyone in d house knw of gtbank, oando, mtn recruitment I saw it online and dey ask 2 pay in 3k in2 an acct after which u input ur teller no on d login page to apply.... Ps house is it ril? Has anyone seen it

any graduates that paid such should return his/her B.Sc certificate,cos such fellow is worse than a stack illiterate.
Ignore such adverts,they are fake.

Hi,my name is ola.I'm a xtian.I'm a University graduate.I've been without job since I finishd my NYSC.
A week ago I was subjected to 7days fasting & prayers by my Pastor. After this fasting excercise,I received an alert that 2.5million has been transfered into my bank acct. I see this as a mistake on the part of the bank or d sender,cos nobody call or informd me abt sending money into my account. Re-checking d name of the sender I realized I've never met d person in my life.
Pls guys,what should I do? I'm confused.

1000jobs my foot!
We know who u're mr job..... I don't knw why thieves were so bold nowadays.

toba: looooooooll. guy i wan die, abeg help me up. U funny die

Help u do wetin? Laye Ebola! Sorry bro stay down dia.Meanwilly,my guy Shola has d potential,confidence,swag,cool voice to b d winner.

I saw SHOLA win the competition. Oh! forgive me,its juz a dream!

Harbosede02: am dating a man joor!!

Come on gurl,wispher it in ma ear.I can kp ur secrets u know.

rawpadgin: I had this tall girlfriend that I stopped from wearing high heels each time we are going out.
those that mean am a boy?
if yes, eff u op I had this tall girlfriend that I stopped from wearing high heels each time we are going out.
those that mean am a boy?
if yes, eff u op

No man,u're nt you're just been in charge.
And let me tell u,women like men that's confident in voicing out what they want. That's romantic.

Harbosede02: Yay!!! am dating a man nt a boi

caught u dia,na under age b dat boi wey u dey date! Child abuse

7. He dates “bad girls.” You know the guy, he seems to have his shit together but he has The Worst taste in women — and he’s always complaining about it. The girls he dates are shady, cheat on him, throw emotional fits in public, or don’t “let” him do completely normal things. He may even have a string of baby mamas that he has to deal with. Take his bad taste for what it is and get out of there, if this is what he’s looking for, it’s not you.

8. His bad habits go unchecked. A man cares about self-improvement, a boy cares about what makes him happy in the moment. This doesn’t mean a man is perfect while a boy is imperfect, it just means that when you grow up you learn to accept your faults while also working to improve them all the time. Everyone’s imperfect, but not everyone is happy to stay that way.

9. He’s needlessly jealous. It’s okay to be jealous once in awhile if something real happens, like a random guy starts pursuing you. But if your boyfriend is jealous of everyone you pass on the street, or longtime friends/coworkers, he’s not an adult. Especially if he starts making rules about who you can and can’t see (or what you can wear) based on what makes him feel “comfortable.”

10. He plays one-upmanship games. If you get the feeling your guy is responding to your text slowly because you were at the gym for a few hours and didn’t respond to his right away — it’s something to consider. Do you want someone who feels they have to play games with you in order to have the relationship go their way or feel good about themselves? This isn’t something to judge a singular instance for, but in a relationship you get the overall feeling someone is being forthright with you or that someone is playing games. One is admirable and one is something to stay away from.

- ThoughtCataloghttp://www.radar.ng/art-life/10-signs-youre-dating-a-boy-not-a-man/

6. He is vague. This should be a huge red flag. No one who is serious about another person has any reason to give vague answers to them or not explain something fully. There’s just no incentive to hide stuff. If a guy offers up weird phrases and shrugs instead of talking like a normal human being, he’s not a grown man.

Here are a couple of tell-tales that show that that boy is too busy being a boy Here are a couple of tell-tales that show that that boy is too busy being a boy to be the man you need.

1. You don’t actually know if you are “dating” him. A boy is afraid to ask a woman to be official in case she rejects him or afraid to tell her he’d rather hook up than date in case she decides to leave. A man just does what he wants to and is open about it.

2. Sometimes you feel like his mom. If his apartment looks like a dorm room or he doesn’t know how to do his laundry or he only eats fast food or you have to remind him to call his mother on her birthday — run. Things will not improve with time, he will always be a boy and he is looking for a mom, not a girlfriend.

3. When in an argument, he uses phrases like “you always” and “you never.” This is a sign someone isn’t on your team — or even on the team of trying to work towards a resolution. This is the language someone uses when they are emotional and hurt and trying to feel better by putting you down.

4. He can’t be trusted to make good decisions about birth control. If he begs you not to use condoms or avoids the topic altogether there should be a you-shaped hole in the doorway as you run out of it.

5. He gets angry and upset when you ask about his future. Not only does he not have goal or not know what he’s doing — he’s so emotional about it that he can’t even have a conversation with another person about it.

That songs the contestants did together was a little awful @ d beginning.But they improvd as they progressd.

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as @ d time i was filing dz reports. go back to work pls