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Oluwacolded: Am sorry to say this now the maths and english questions are fake only the correct one is the current affairs the real question would be sent out 5 days before the exam accompanied with NIS practice questions.


If you doubt check page 1 of this thread and look at the english questions i pasted there and compared it with the one i sent out they don't correspond at all

The comfirmed one are in the hard copy not soft copy.



We are not fools we are aware of what is happening before it happeneð

To those who have paid and recieved theirs. Pls bear with us the real questions would be sent 5 days before the exam.

Mr This isnt fair o.
Pls when d questions is out forward it into my mail. oladejiolajide69@yahoo.com

dvdon: Ok I just missed the first to comment spot.

I blame PHCN.

Mtcheeeeew

@topic: wale, jersey looks old, I hope it isn't Taribo West name n number written behind.

crazzzz-c cynic

I am who I am,scientist s call me homosapiens because my knowledge and potentials has no limits.
So if u decided not to hire me it is ur loss,free me jor(Terry G's voice)I gat many suitors to attend to.

Interviewer burst into tears.

1.Igbo and crime
2.Yoruba and rituals
3.Hausa and blood shedding
4.Tiv,Indoma and warfare/tribal clash.

No where is safe in this country especially when arm robbers and dangerous being occupied the govts house. God na ur hand I dey o.

Don't be fool by our hypocritics leaders who continually use religious activities as cover up for their colosal failures in all sectors of governance in this country.
All our leaders both local and foreign have failed this generation.
Even the religious leaders are not left out of these.
So it will do you a lot of good if u stop abusing one another because of failures of our leaders.

The beginning of the end for a proud empty illpotential wasteful kid called Wiskid.

Pride goes before the fall. U better be humble and stop all those wack ear-disturbing noises u called songs.

Bigdreams: Hi all,

I have decided to give free of charge the NIS past questions I bought from Oluwacolded. All I did after buying it from him was to rearrange and put everything together in one single document instead of the three different documents I received from him. I have not included any promotional message in it to serve as a marketing bait.

Oluwacolded, I am the youth corps member who called you from Katsina on Monday and purchased the past questions from you. I do not intend to stop your business at all rather I simply feel that so many people might not be able to spare that N1,000 you asked for. Please, I am sorry if this offends you as I do not intend to intend to do so. You can also download this one, you might also find it useful.

I did not register for the NIS at all as I'm not interested but feel that lots of other people who registered would benefit if they have the past questions. Please, kindly forward to others that you know are in need once you receive it. To give is more blessed than to receive.

I'll be dropping the link here once I upload it to a free file hosting service.

I wish you success in your endeavours.

Thanks.

thanks God bless u bro.
Kindly send the soft copy to my email
oladejiolajide69@yahoo.com.
God bless

chukwudi44: Gulag has just told you fools opening up 200 threads will never make her go so you idiats should better jump into the lagoon.

Do u knw what prof Soyinka said about people like the above posters?
"Lack in home training"
if u agree hit like button.

Ijiego: Edo state hv not pay me my september allowee o. Nysc posted me to Edo state, i did relocation to Abuja. So Edo state ought to pay me for d first 3months before Abj wil continue. They paid 2months, and they hv not pay the last month which is september up till now. I dnt hv their number, i dnt know who to call and dnt know wht to do. Anyboby who know wht can be done should pls help me. Thanks

hey man, write a letter in request for Sept alawi. Thru d LGI,Thru d ZI and thru d FCT NYSC cordinator.Address it to the NYSC DG. Go and submit d letter @ the NYSC Headquarter in ABJ.
Before the next 2month u will hav ur money in ur new current bank acct.
Goodluck.

On the 28th Oct,1998.I lost my Dad.I was in J.S.S 3 then. Pa John Oladeji,I miss u Dad.
30th May,2008.I lost my elder brother,Benjamin.Into the cold hand of death thru hit and run trailer driver.Ben was the breadwinner of the family after my dad's departure.I was coming from lecture room that day when I got the news.I almost drop out of University due to the emotional breakdown that I suffered that year. Ben, u will be fondly remembered for ur humbly and lovely behaviours and for been a wonderful brother who dedicated his short life in setting up his younger siblings. I miss u Benjy.

Make ur life count by been useful for urself,family and human race.

*We shall not die young in Jesus name.
I love u all.

God! I fear you o! Judgement day is here upon all those who derived their wealth and enjoyments from the tears and sweat of the masses.

The poster of this info forgot that an African man is not an ordinary human being.A black man can drink 5 bottles of coke daily for 20years and nothing will happen to him or his health.Black man has so much immunes in their bodies that defies any scientific research or findings. So broz pack well,enjoy ur life while it last don't put urself under undue yoke of any long-pointed-nose scientists who tells u not to eat this or that.

I quickly raise a glass of coke in healthy cheers to Seun Osenwa and all d Nairalanders.

pls this info goes out to all d pg applicants.dat want to pass d English proficiency test wthout difficulty that d compendium of all d reconmended books as been compiled by a group of academic experts into one book.
The book treatd all d six aspects where d test questns w come frm i.e
1.Parallelism
2.sentence and connectn
3. Stylistic variation
4. Concord
5. Mechanics
6.Tense and Aspect

So d book goes for #2500 flat. call Seun on 07065535852.
pls I'm based in Osun state, to b precise Oshogbo so those dat are in osun state w b able to reach me fo their copies .
Goodluck to all d applicants.

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com]Im sure 90% of people here wont read the real cause before spewing rubbish and attacking islam...., Bornu is different from OGUN where Oledepo supervised beating of Govt Official, They need to act fast before these merchants of Gospel encroach their land....

Be and lets others be...thats all

Feel free to attack me [/quote]Give me that weed that u are smoking....thank u good boy,oya go and sin no more.

[quote author=johnstar]Bt sumtims I hardly remebr my dream, wat is d cause [it migbt be because u always go to bed with tirednex showing all over ur body.Or it might be a spiritual thing.
The only thing I personally do when such case arose is to go back to sleep and free my mind from evry other thoughts,b4 long d flash of d dream will come back to my memory. /quote]

Better way to say it is
1.Hold ur double-barrel revolver by ur side and say
2. You are Fired.
The employee will take it in good faith.

Ignorance is gradually destroying many people by praising some politicians on internet without verifying if what they said they have accomplished are actually the truths.
I'm a youth corp member serving in a public school in Osun state for the past 10mths I have never set my eyes on d so called "Opon Imon",since its launching in April.So don't be dribbled by these so call POLITICAL MARADONA.
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Until w throw "Experience" poo into d latrine, I bet u Nigeria will remain on stand still. No b wen person get job he go gt x-perience.
Xperience kor Z-perience ni.
I dey fex o Alinko

Reading some of d responses made by some ppu here,shows there are still under d skirts of their mothers.
Thanks 4 ds wonderful piece.

Final analyses of d scandal:
1.Eze is bored of her former church.
2.She liked d church on her first visit there("I think I luv ds Pastor o'Eze thought to herself)
3.She joined d PCU in order to b close to him.Hmm something is fishy here.
4.They "d workers" are in competitn to outdo "outshine" others.i.e gettin d pastor's attention! Wao wat a game plan?
5. Eze became popular.I meant "noticed"
6.But they "Biodun & Eze" couldn't carry out their plans due to 9ja factor. Ok now!
7.So they went 4 away match; in far away Queen's land. Gud xtians in deed.
8.She was invited to d Pastor's private hotel room. She was very happy,wasn't she?
9.He introduced spirits(nt holy spirit oh! I mean alcohol)to her. Jus wat d bad girl needed to blindfold her conscience @ dat moment.
10.She enjoyed unlimited ride on d lap of our fallen Samson. We didn't hear anythin abi u hear pim?
11. They continue d play under d bed-sheet for many days.Would u blame then?London is extremely cold! Hmm
12. But Pst B left for Nigeria which Eze was nt confortable with.So d bubble burst.
13.D man is stylishly denying d act. Y now?Cos there is a level of grace dat w take care of that.
Goddddddd! People have committed so much attrocities in your name. Lord forgive us all. I'm nt a judge,if u dnt mind excuse me #-landers.

samuelkaykay]No matter the level of annointing without our offering and Tithe you will vex!
Haba!You're too wicked o. Though dat's true,u knw warramin?

Like d saying goes "If education is too expensive try ignorance"

These are some of the tuition fees charged by some of our private Universities:
1.REDEEMER UNIV
#510,000-#571,000.
2.ODUDUWA UNIV
#164,000-#200,000
3.RHEMA UNIV
#313,000-#325,000
4.BABCOK UNIV
#340,000-#620,000
5.BOWEN UNIV
#650,000-#750,000
6.CONVENANT UNIV
#432,000-#500,000
7.CRAWFORD UNIV
#450,000-#480,000
8.AMERICAN UNI' OF NIGERIA
#1,590,000(for super-rich)
9.ACHIEVERS UNIV
#420,000
10.ADELEKE UNIV
#350,000
11.IGBINEDION UNIV
#514,000-#643,000
12.JABU
#436,000
13.LEAD CITY
#250,000-#550,000
14.OBONG UNIV
#170,000-#190,000.

Pls feel free to add yours.
Prof Gday.

Help my P3 was nt able to view PDF files.pls what shld I do? I want step by step solutn.tks

Pls guys I'm having prblm in viewing downloaded PDF files on my Techno P3. Help me out.
Also I don't know how u can help me to unlock my Sim2 on my Etisalat customised Techno P3 to enable it to browse internet.
Thanks alot.

Hi,prospective p.g applicants,I have not being able to collect my transcript due to ungoing ASSU strike. Pls,what can I do before d 30/Aug, deadline?
Thank u.

Enough is enuf,we av enuf auditoriums.
Don't hide under d guise of building auditorium,build d members of ur church and u will ease d pain drolling on millions of multitude in ur community. [color=#990000][/color]

[Get d agent arested.So that anoda client would nt fall victim of this.
Go in peace]

Ladies & gentlemen pls rise up and applaud d wedding of Garri & Groundnut(G.G).For @ least God knws years.Lemme guess 300yrs ago.