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Rhody005:
mr cork, u are a very very useless person .why is it that u always have nasty stuff 2 post on this forum? pls go back 2 school and stop your silly tribalism , i noticed that that's all u are all about.

Take mr cork serious at your own risk, the guy is just a clown.

tjskii:
^^^hmmppf arent u the one chasing babes up and down NL abi u think i didnt see. we'r now aving an open relatnshp, shebi na wetin u want be dat

So thats how the cookie crumbled. Tejumola pele. Do i call Mr Cork to come comfort you?

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Guys i tried embedding the video but couldn't get it. Just click on the link.

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Thanks babe

Vicjustice:
Inked_Nerd and 190
Why don't you just say the truth to each other?
The truth is that you have an eye for each other, why not just get it on?

Lol, I entered the new year asleep. Set my alarm to 11.30pm so i could pray into the new year. It went off, i switched it off and went back to sleep .

Inked_Nerd:

I hope I'm not being nosy but why are you involved in one of these contract situations?

Happy new year

Single and unattached. Does anyone have Serena William's number?

daduke2k:
RTFLMAO. Cmon dawg at d rate u ar goin, u gona get d gurl.

Guy my eye dey chook

or a wmv

Inked_Nerd:
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Its still on because you two came back. It was dead and buried but I guess you two brought it back from the dead.

Na, negative. The thread was revived by 2buff. Did you flow him the jpeg he was asking for? Me i no mind a 3gp .

Inked_Nerd:

Lmao, you go kill me with laugh.

Na new year we won enter so, abeg Pierced dash me the soap you dey use baff. I need to hook me an Adenuga or a Murray Bruce next year.

This thread still dey?

Inked_Nerd:
@OP: Thanks for the compliments .

I see that your share price has continued to rise despite the economic slow down.

james-t:
Since the thread is very much alive, here is one that irritates my friend about his new wife, She never makes a budget or tell him in good time when the food store is getting depleted, she leaves it for when he's about to start enjoying a meal and then she'll say "mschhwww, the maggie in this soup was the very last in the house, " This quickly ruins his appetite!!

I think i'm going to burst a vein.

invisible!:
I dont think the wife will understand any explanations, someone who could not see the danger in presenting the young man with a babe with straight pointed bre-asts cannot understand why he has to refuse. Such women are hard wired to process data on another logic unit different from the manufacturer's CPU.

 This cracked me up big time

e-herbal, where is the rest of your profile pic? All I see is half

Pierced, wetin you dey find ? Hope you saw his counter offer?

Outside: Iron Lady

At home: Soft putty


Mum you are the best.

LA2:
Let he/she who has no sin cast the first stone.

This has to be the second most repeated lines/phrase on NL after the word "virgin" and all its derivatives.

Inked_Nerd:

I dey o . I was busy with work so I had to cut down on my NL time. I hope all is well?

Yep, I'm good just a bit broke which happens every December no matter how hard I plan, [size=4pt]make we no derail topic o[/size]

Inked_Nerd:
^^^ Hey babe, where ya been?

Lol, been around Pierced. I should be asking you the same question, you just seemed to disappear of the face of Nairaland. How bodi?

I'm not proud to admit it but yes I have, when I was still young and foolish. I'm a lot wiser and more mature now so I don't cheat anymore.

Guys keep it coming

iry56:
For those of you who have husbands that snore thank your stars you haven't been  initiated into snoring.Men I didnt use to snore before I married my husband (three months ago) but now I wonder who is worse. I bet you will be scared when you come close to our room door at night. Received lots of yabs from our relatives who sleep over at our house. I constantly pray our children don't inherit it.lol
Maybe its a true reflection of the old saying that both partners begin to look alike as the marriage gets older

This is funny

^^ You may

kushe:
as she has never ever made the first move,i asked her once if she ever got Hot?
and rather than answer she started a fight saying i was calling her 'frigid'.

My boss is beside me and i'm losing the battle of not trying to laugh out loud, Damn! Orishirishi. What a way to start the weekend.

If we poll the responses so far, the number one annoying habit has to be farting. I'm not married yet but when i do get married my wife go hear am unless of course she completely eliminates beans from my diet. Beans (or its derivatives) more than twice a week turns me into a bio-gas facility

^^^Talk your own na

Seun:
People who are annoyed about good things annoy me. Instead of being happy you're annoyed.

Seun, please help me tell am.

axeman10:
2. She's damn too efficient. No complacency at all. The way she keeps appointments amazes me. I hardly ever get the opportunity to hurry her up like other men do their wives. Instead its the other way round. Each time I secretly try hard to beat her to time she ends up getting ready before me. Gawd knows how much I hate this.

Guy, your wife is one in a million, I know lots of guys (myself inclusive) who'll give an arm and a leg for a woman who is always punctual.

I had another ex who couldn't or didn't know how to do house work. I do all the cleaning, sweeping and dusting while she watches TV (she doesn't even offer to help). One day she pissed me off so badly, i was sweeping my sitting room and as usual she was sitting on my couch watching TV. When i got to where she was, she lifted up her feet for me to sweep under them.

On the other hand though she more than made up for those inadequacies in the bedroom. She gives the best "head" on the planet. Just remembering it now is giving me an erection in the office.

murtalaa:
A cousin of mine tells me that her husband compliment almost every woman when they are together. He will often say, "oh you look exceptionally beautiful today", "that dress looks gorgeous on you", " i like your pink". most of the women are family friends and often feel embarrassed because his wife is present but he does not seem to notice.

Lately, when they are walking by he would look at a girl who is passing by and say "oh my god, she's got a nice backside, didn't she?"; does he seriously expect her to say oh yeah, "that girl is damn hot", "nice bosoms there" and he would look at the wife and add, rather reluctantly"just like yours baby". this makes the wife insanely jealous and he would often dismiss her complain and say "didnt you say there should be no secret in our marriage? i feel like a cheat if i don't voice out my feelings". Now, don't think that my cousin is ugly. She is the perfect girl that most girl will kill to have her looks and figure.

My friend told me when ever his wife is angry at him she would often keep mute when he tries to strike a conversation with her and if he persist she would say "oh you are still there I am pretending you are not here? One day when she told him that he let out a very nasty fart, loud and smelly and the wife took a pillow and started beating him calling him names. he just laughed at her and reminded her that he is not there.

You just killed me.