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temmybaba:
U can as well drop ur email addresses so DAT I can copy u d mail

abeg bro, send me questions pls
logan4real@2yahoo.com

thanks

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pls check your whatsapp or can you pls send questions to me via logan4real2@yahoo.com

thanks bro

Hello goodmorning all
Pls those that registered on Click bank, which country do you choose and how can one get VPN?
pls answer urgently.
thanks

galax1:
pls i would appreciate if i can get help cos right now even jobs aint around

My Name is Usi Ikechukwu a graduate of electrical electronics engineering from federal Polytechnic Oko, Anambra State.I am a single, smart, intelligent and hard working young man.

I posses skill in AutoCAD design, inverter design /solar installation and electrical installations which include
- Residential, commercial and industrial electrification
- Laying of conduit pipes
- Installation of electrical fittings
- Project management
- Electrical maintenance and repair
- Reading and application of electrical drawings
- General electrical works
Transformer installation and maintenance, DSTV, intercom, security system installation and maintenance and above still willing to learn more.

I would feel fulfilled if I am considered for any position.
its isn't easy being on your own as a young engineer .i can be reached on 08032416391

Bro,we are in the same situation
I studied the same course
Pls if you find such job, no forget to let me know...
Thanks sir

CYCLE OF LIFE!! 

The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.

The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age.
So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly.

To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23.
And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands intomany things hoping oluwa smiles on you.

All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude.
You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls.
When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies.
Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.

Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back.

Then one day she calls you and askes you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You dont even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship.

Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her.
And how age isnt on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.

You just hold yourself and play the good guy
You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well".

Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you. 
You have to be the cool guy and wish her well.
One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself.
She was talking to the guy a long time before now.

Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played.

Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time.
Would you have made it or not?
She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.
In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already).
I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. 
No comparison there.

And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about.
And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else.
Your heart is broken into smithereens.

In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.

At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.
Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now.
And that's your home and abroad.

Can life be more unfair at this moment?

To make matters worse, she tells you that she wants you to be the god-father to her first son.
You are livid, the plan you both made was to be the father, god wasn't there. Why are you involving god now. 
god-father huh.. is that a sort of compensation package?

You chin it up, suck it, move on and double your hustle.

6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become.
You are one of the happening guys in town.
You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall.
You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by.

Ofcourse, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling.
And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall.
You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave.

She is 24, ripe for marriage. 
Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.
You are on chat with her always.

And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her.
Why do there chats seem more like interview.

And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
"Where is this relationship going to".

And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.

And this we call the circle of life.

Happy new week in advance

You want to be Wise and you're dating only one girl .....Is That what King Solomon did??

Priceless200:
What of those in Abuja? Anyone got any information?

Same here.
Who get info abt Abuja neco coordination ?

Too many codes for Euro fantasy

Which of the codes is the official nairaland Euro fantasy??

So he attended a Christian school and then grab her ass as if tomorrow no dey come


What a fantastically spoil brat

GSKing:
Try the bolded with me and I'll kill you.

More like throw your ass out of my company.

Nice dress.
You are 'fantastically' charming and hot


Oya kill me

Op, I can understand how pained you are. But note this that God will continue to bless her and shame you.


Enemy of progress

Op, na today you know??
It happened before in almost all institutions
So its not a new things

Rubbish

Who these banks EPP

owagbeba:
Your choice of word rather describes the mentality I so much hate about Nigerians. You call him "greed" and "stingy" and you still have the face to ask him advice? The same very mentality that attacked YMODULUS when he laid it all out on how to import tomatoes from Cameroon. We really need to change our attitude.

Pls calm down. Just try to read my comment again so u will understand better.
Have a good day

examhall:
Remember my post here https://www.nairaland.com/2983444/photos-catfish-pond
we thank God!
we lost only about 20

Op, nice one!
Thats very impressive


But truth be told, you are very greed and stingy.
When you made that first FP, many people asked for the breakdown analysis of your fish business so they can know how much to start this business but unfortunately you didnt answer them fully, and when you answered them, you made short words, making people getting more confused.

Pls madam, try to help them by answering there burning questions
Thanks
And God bless your hustle

Isn't this the APC that blasted and criticized GEJ for building new universities and almajiri schs


Theory of hypocrisy

fantastique4:
Exactly. I just sent it to my sister who is a HR

For which company make she dey interview me for the job

Bartender, qive this op three bottle of orijins and put the bill on me

afolabiade:
How was the test? I want to knw if I am the only one that is thinking this way. Some of the questions were difficult. This is my own opinion. What is urs?

Hello
Pls wat are the questions you were asked??
I need to knw cos I'm invited
Thanks

jonhemma11:
See Wat Goodluck Jonathan Did At Kubwa Terminal Of Abuja-kaduna Rail Network(pix

Although he has his shortcomings,former President Goodluck Jonathan did well in some areas.Check out what he did at Kubwa terminal of the Abuja-Kaduna rail network. #ThankYouGEJ#

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/see-photos-of-kubwa-terminal-of-abuja.html

Op, nice one.
I often see that beautiful railway station
Thats the kinda technology Nigeria need in this fast-paced world, not that pencil or masquerade shits

tayebest:
lies... The project has been abandoned ever since...


The construction just begin in this present administration!


#fcckingliers

Anytime I pass through Kubwa expressway, the construction has been ongoing even before and after this present administration... Try get sense for once

But some sites show the match has been shifted to 3:05pm


Don't know which to believe o

ksstroud:
Sir,
This is a thread under a section and not the section itself.
Well, if you can read through, decipher what it is for.


Warm regards.

Ok thanks a lot
Just a newbie here

Is this section for vacancy/job or is it meant unnecessary chats [color=#990000][/color]

Barryp:
Done sir

Barryp, thanks a lot man

germyu:
I am a software developer, I create amazing things for companies; I have a good portfolio of projects I have developed, my applications are used my hundreds of thousand of Nigerians. I prefer to keep a low profile and my identity hidden.
I'm presently working for a start-up company that has a very huge prospect. This is my Six(6) months of employment and I developed an amazing web portal for the company in the said time. Truth of the matter, no one believed the web portal was ever done in Nigeria because businessmen/employer in the business or domain underestimate local talents; their believe so much in Indian/US software developers. I stopped the company from paying $68,000 to software development company in India. The web portal is now LIVE. and we're having huge traffic and good remark about the website.
My CHALLENGE
My currently earning about N200K monthly, and our competitor is offering me a N350K monthly. My boss found out about the offer and call me to a man-to-man private meeting and offer me a N50K salary increment, housing allowance of N500K yearly and 2Week vacation to Dubai.

I presently work in Abuja, while the offer is in Lagos. I love Abuja, but I have feelings for the N350K offer.
Am afraid of moving to Lagos due to family problems, however it can be prevented If i stay away. Also am still an undergraduate, although I can transfer my study centre to Lagos.

PLS ADVICE
Should I stay with my current employer or move with the new offer?

Pls ignore my typos. Thanks.

Biko hollar at me when you leave for that Lagos offer so I might get that abuja job. I'm currently in abuja and i need it badly

Biko forward it to logan4real2@yahoo.com

Thanks bro

Barryp:
Gat it. Am in ur debt sir

As person don send u guarantor form, abeg gmail it to me via bentony1996@gmail.com

Thanks bro

Op, pls create a watsapp group where u can educate Us abt fish farming business, d cost of materials and capital and so on...


Meanwhile, ive emailed u my watsapp contact
Thanks