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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Rexling(m): 8:01pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
princemillla:Baddest 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by CHukZero: 8:03pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
M17CXi:Hahahahahaha LWKMDForHereOOO |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by princemillla(m): 8:04pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angrily and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I got home, and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife , with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !" "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told you there must be a simple explanation ..... *she didn't receive your E-mail!* 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by princemillla(m): 8:05pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Boy: Baby Girl: (no reply) Boy: Sweetie Girl: (no reply) Boy: U know i love you so much, y dont u believe me? Girl: (no reply) Boy: I can prove my love for u, jes tel me how can i convince u? I can do anything for you?..xcpt dying fr u.. buh baby i lov you tu much...anything...i can do for you... Girl: Anything? Boy: Yes...Nne wah do u want me to do for u? Girl: Meet me at Sheron hospital tommorrow. Boy: Okay..buh baby y? Girl: I need one of your kidney Boy: (shocked) ah didnt knw u wer sick, dun worry i wil giv u mine nd i will make sure d kidney transplant is successful Girl: No oo, i need to sell it to buy IPhone 7..i cant sell my own. Prove ur love to me dah way. Boy: Chisos! Love Fire !! U are very stupid!!!.thunder tear dat ur mouth.....IPhone 7 kiiiiilll u der !!! 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by ProfLogan(m): 8:07pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
You want to be Wise and you're dating only one girl .....Is That what King Solomon did?? 11 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by princemillla(m): 8:13pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Lawcurrent: Another client 4 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Nobody: 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
dreezybines:Murder she wrote!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by GreatManBee: 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by GreatManBee: 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by mclorenzo(m): 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Una fit kill person wit lafflococos here, funny guys |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by GreatManBee: 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Lilyomi2: 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Dcaliphate:Solomon got another wife 3 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Towncrier007(m): 8:23pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
nice jokes 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by sarz(m): 8:29pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
NYX 1 BRO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by tosyne2much(m): 8:33pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Cutehector how far? |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by tosyne2much(m): 8:34pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
bamisepeters:Don't mind me jawe 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by LoveJesus87(m): 8:39pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
princemillla:Lmaooooooo ah don die |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by yemsai(f): 8:46pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
tosyne2much:No, thanks |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Canme4u(m): 8:53pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Nice piece. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by greatgod2012(f): 8:58pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
I love this thread! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by enyolar123(m): 8:59pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by allytinted: 9:01pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: *Boils at any time, *Melts when handled with love and care *Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: *Very reactive *Highly unstable *Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: *Money reducing agent. *Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirror. 13 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by meskana212(m): 9:03pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
No one will buy a football jersey with MMM inscribed at the back Weirdman: 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Hez143(m): 9:05pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Lol 6 Likes
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by LoveJesus87(m): 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
amhealed:yehhhhhhhhh!!!! Ah don die ooo dey don kill me dis night 4 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by allytinted: 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by allytinted: 9:10pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
WELCOME TO NAIJA A visiting lecturer from U.S to a Nigerian University decided to give his students an impromptu test.. He asked them to write the answer as he reads out the question. Lecturer: Question 1. What is ur best food? Female students were writing Pizza, Fried Rice, Hamburger and all sorts of Chinese cuisines... Lecturer: Question 2. How do u prepare the food? YEPAAA! Immediately, the female students started cancelling and changin' the names To Garri, Akpu, Rice, Indomie, etc. LOBATAN MORAL LESSON:BE YOURSELF! 3 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by allytinted: 9:12pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
TEACHER: If someone from Mexico is called a Mexican, What do we call someone from Jericho?.. AKPOS: Na JerryCan. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Ryabcool(m): 9:14pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
princemillla:ohhhhh! I wasn't expecting this. Now this is a good one! |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Blitzeee(m): 9:14pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
allytinted: You must be a great chemist, can you imagine? New element, is it among the first 20? 2 Likes |
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