₦airaland Forum

modath:
Just wait for their narrative...

"Shebi Buhari budget for BMW cars" na hin we go hear on top the matter...


Progressive01 ...

I'm not disappointed, not at all, I'm even vindicated sef (though I don't like this) that he is showing his "support base" that the support for their business ventures is just for ulterior motives & media show....

Well, I expect one of their underlings to claim that the cars bin dey on top water before the #buynaijatogrownaira craze, like someone did about Obamanikoro's book!!

I'm so livid right now. This is wrong in a billion and one ways. These men get the courage to spit in our faces because some folks with orientation and opinions borne out of hate for a man who defeated their hero have pledged to support every misnomer that exists in our society today.

When Saraki was being dragged before a court for the unrepentant crook he is, they took to the streets in protest against the government bullying and persecuting their adopted son. Today, not only them, but those of us who stood on the other side of the aisle, bear the brunt of their stupidity.

I feel so unfortunate being a Nigerian sometimes and wish we could make Baba a maximum Ruler right now.

fran6co:
.[s]after spending all DT mills..... they will pop out of d blank to talk abt reduction of minimum wage....
my major pain is some sort of change addict from a certain part of d country will come to defend this wasteful spending.
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..#TheChangeWeCanSee[/s]

Tell that to Pa Chukwudi and the rest of the Ekpas from that part of town. I'm too sure you are one of them.

Yeye dey smell. You people should take placards and march on the streets to defend this as well. We are expecting that.

Where is that albino clutterhead twitter blabbermouth to come preach about patronising local products and cutting costs?? Where is he to condemn this broad daylight robbery?? Or is the Senate exempt from his commonsense campaign??

The earlier we realise these guys are our common enemies, the better for us.

Nonsense.

“the current cars are old and
already developing faults”.

Thunder fire these people and ten of their generations unborn!!

How old are the vehicles?? Is Saraki an Arabian King?? What's wrong with using vehicles that are merely 3years old?? And if they develop faults, what's wrong with fixing them?? Don't we have state of the art auto servicing workshops in Abuja and Lagos?? Or are the vehicles as complex as the CERN Particle Collider and cant be fixed locally

These people are demons honestly.

He just couldn't resist it could he??

And these are the same Goats bleeting over the budget, ably cheered on by certain groups of useless citizens who've made it their lifetime job to ridicule and bring down this government.

When the uproar over the budget reached its climax, one question I kept repeating was- do Nigerians have access to details of the NASS budget?? Why so much secrecy around how much the NASS expend in a fiscal year??

Wanna fix Nigeria's problems, start by ridding the National Assembly of gluttons like Saraki and Melaye.

Attempts to rope the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress,
APC,
General Mohammadu Buhari into alleged
mismanagement of funds of the Petroleum
[Special] Trust Fund, PTF was yesterday shot
down by former President, Olusegun
Obasanjo, who said the report of the probe panel he set up when he held sway as thepresident of the country did not indict Buhari of any corruption while he was
administering the fund.

dailypost.ng/2015/01/14/ptf-obasanjo-absolves-buhari-wrongdoing/


Got nothing more to say.

icewinz:
Please where is lair mohammed?


With this kind of weapons still in the hands of insurgents and more,some bastard like liar and brutia can say its only few boko haram that are with weapons in there hostages which make u wonder so it is the few that are with over 300+ missing school girls.

Oh jonathan we miss you.

Tirade of a pained iPOD youth.

So early in the morning, but they are already up crawling on their bellies all over the place due to unbearable hate they cary in their hearts.

God help you.

DjAndroid:
These are the real celebrities! Love unnu! Naija soja!

Abi oo. If not for some useless skunks amongst them that aimlessly walk around cities intimidating and brutalising civilians, giving the whole outfit a bad name...

They need to consolidate their gains by securing our borders and checking the inflow of these weapons. Severe the arteries that supply blood to the heart and the creature dies naturally.

God bless the Nigerian Army.

UrbanMystique:
So he failed because he doesn't want to be called Igbo?

Choi.

As in ehn!!!

Perpetual defenders of Criminals and Ineffectual Buffoons, always the first to arrive at any scene where a Crook is mentioned.

Breakingtimes
Make I grow horns if I read am.
#next.

politricks:
Nice gesture but Has he responded to why he had his book printed and published abroad or did he think we have forgotten?

My thoughts exactly. I could rock those slippers anyday anytime, they look fantastic- but when is Bruce Lee going to respond to questions about his book??

What a character.

MetaHuman:
ekpa

Good one there! They have a thousand and one befitting names.

I miss The Cankerworms.

drss:
pain who i get beta tins to worry about dan bother myself on dat useless cartoon.

So what are you doing on the thread?? . Better tins my brown eye.

drss:
una call dat embarassment a joke e no funy at all. d drawing be like say na one 2 year old pikin draw am. lame cartoon.

Granted, the drawing itself no too make, but the message is ON POINT!!

Why d tin dey pain una like dis?

NgeneUkwenu:
E Pain Them Die!!!

Like very deep wound.
You sef too dey find trouble. Your bf go suffer no be small.

AtlanticBreeze:
The same Government Tompolo that has resisted arrest and called the bluff of the courts under buhari's government. I guess this is just something for the zombies to fantasize on

How do you say someone called the bluff by hiding?? Isn't running and hiding a cowardly act?? Do you know what it means by "calling one's bluff"??

These Ekpas sef.

No wonder they refer to that man who ran to Abidjan as a Hero.

In the dictionary of Ekpas, running and hiding from those who seek you out is an act of Bravery!!

northvietnam:
The so called miserable life I live is the life You have always Dreamt of Living But can't & Will never afford it.

Everyone is a Bill Gates...



















on Nairaland.

I love you Magu, but we need a better sauce to eat this bole.

iliyande:
that slap na dirty one oo

I tell ya.

northvietnam:
Nah The Dulllardistic Dulllard Buhari be that.

You must be living a veeeery miserable life not to even see any humour in the pic.


@op: na this kind slap dey make person ear ring for days.

And the government even tiptoe come, indicating how cunning they could be when they wanna punish the citizens.

Funny cartoon pregnant with a thousand meanings.



Lalasticlala, please come and see this.

ShakurM:
If I see Dangote now, I no want yeye picture, I go just prostrate ' Sir, epp me '

Rotflmao.

Redoil:
Lei mohammed propaganda

Yeah, we know your kind would have preferred the headline to read Boko Haram kills 1890 in fresh attacks, several troops unaccounted for.

Sorry for being disappointed bro.

Social media bill would fix most of these problems.

Social media bill!!! When are we getting it??

plaetton:
Correctly so.

You were lamenting flaws in our jurisprudence, and I was similarly lamenting how EFCC is making a caricature of same by their idiocy and bellicosity.

So, what's the problem.

Errr, those are two different cases that bear no correlation- so why you had to quote me to state your lamentation is what I can't seem to understand.

codedslayers:
Boko Haram

See the way una just spoil this thread.

toboreSPECs:
PDP needs a good propaganda engine to reclaim it's mandate

True.

Came to check if the name of the appointee is Abubakar Shekau.

drss:
u mean northern military wing. attack on boko is an attack on d north - buari dullard
remember

No, I mean PDP military wing and the Family members and siblings of the Clueless Ineffectual Buffoon.

plaetton:
Lol.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw, they say.

EFCC is obviously drowning in it's bellicosity, hence the desperate filling of one frivolous charge after another, with the hope and prayer that at least one passes the minimum litmus test of justice.

It's laughable.

Next time, they shouldn't be counting their chickens before the eggs are hatched.

wtf. How does this affect what I wrote that you had to quote me?? I'm talking about the flaws in our jurisprudence and you are spitting and convulsing all over the floor for God-knows-what.

Na wa oo.