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Tinubu PR dollars still resonating



How much is cow?

175:
Na this breaking news concern me pass Jennifer pictures!
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BREAKIING NEWS!!!
Following reactions by Nigerians to his latest
appointments and true to his words that he will
listen to Nigerians and subsequently balance the
appointments in the fullness of time, President
Buhari has decided to make the following
appointments to reflect Federal Character:
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Chief Maid :Ekaete Ndifreke - Akwa-ibom state
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Chief Gardener: Simeon Ugwuoke Ebonyi state
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Chief electrician: Kunle Oluwole Oyo State
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Cleaner: Chukwudi Ikemba Anambra State
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Chief Vendor: Nnamdi Okorocha Imo State
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Chief Cook :Edet Utobong - Cross river State
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Chief Laundry :Romanus Okechukwu. Abia State
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Chief Mechanic : Imaseun Joseph - Edo State
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Chief Maiguard : Izonrite Rufus - Bayelsa State
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Chief of General Maintenance : Ken Abraham -
Rivers State
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Chief Driver : Rotimi Amaechi - Rivers State
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Chief Biafran Eye: Maxi Omenka - Anambra State
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Chief Long Post: Otunba Gbawe- Kwara State
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SSA Babes Affairs: Beremx Chikodi- Imo State
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SSA Hate Affairs: Ignatius Demdem- Stateless
All appointments are with immediate effect.
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If I hear more I go tell una...
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Signed
Femi Adelabu
SSA Media to the President

PassingShot:
Facts are laid bare for you, counter them with your facts.

BabyDaddy20:
What do you know ??
Nigeria has the best security system in the world.
Come to Chicago, you will know what poor security means.

Stop showing your stupidity.
You're just a disgrace to the Animal kingdom.

DonXavi:
Is like buhari dont understand english here!! I read what the former Ministers told buhari but from his response it seems he needs a translator, they never asked him to stop his anti corruption war, they even back him, but warned him to stop unnecessary insult and attack on ex president Jonathan, and they even promised to be ready for probe but that he should treat everybody equally.

scholes0:
Nigerian Security Agencies, CIA, Nigerian secret service, FBI, Scotland Yard, Mossad, pls take note of this man, He is a potential ISIS recruit.

You go know say terrorism is no be joking matter.

ladyF:
Patience is key. Sai Buhari

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

MadCow1:
On a flight back from Paris into Port Harcourt airport, as I arrive with my two suitcases, Omo one guy had over 20 suitcases all matching in color. All the Airport Porters just carry the guy suitcases form convoy dey commot.. Nobody stop am at all.. The Customs Oya just stand there like traffic warden dey pass the guy through both customs and NDLEA.. u say u travel Paris and u did say all dat hmm my friend u need probing

Then comes my turn;

Customs Woman: Welcome Sir, Can we see what's in your Luggage.

Me: No.

Customs: Why?

Me: If you didn't search that guy with 20 plus luggages that passed here, then you are not searching me.

Customs: **Bewildered look** Can I see your boarding pass.

*Hand it over*

Customs: Find us something dey go..



LOL..

meforyou1:
Reminds me of how these customs criminals had defrauded me at Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport Abuja 4 good times coming from UK on the same British Airways.
Even when I told them I had nothing to declare, they would insist I open the bags and would start billing based on how costly the materials were

Clone2020:
These criminals don't like being served a dose of their own medicine. They use charms for defense and cry foul when the authorities use it against them. Heck even the U.S law enforcement use psychics during hideous murder crimes to talk to the dead in gathering the details of their killers. Fact.

HDee:
Dat yayo of a thing

otijah:
Recently bought one them in Enugu, for 50million soo expensive

redgem:
Sex starved? Sis masturbation would have been better in these case ....and I'm not saying masturbation is a good thing