₦airaland Forum

mrcasanova1:
Three words: SEX. Very powerful too of destruction!

dis ur dp na to kill person u wan do

sandrel:
I know some people here wil say ; 'that's why its good to taste what you want to buy before you buy!

before nko

Obiwannn:
I hope they didnt forget to ask him about his 5,000 naira monthly payment to us?!

I go borrow money from person oh..thinking that the alert go don enter by now so that I go settle my debts..

Fellow Nigerians, I hope I have not entered....
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[size=15pt]ONE CHANCE[/size]

guy u don enter 31 chances

The dude must be a Mali man





Or he jst d lie

pinkbee:
I'm most guilty of...
(8 ). Saving phone numbers with 'Somebody' or 'Who' (I actually forget their names even if reminded a million times).

(9). Giving a street address and as I'm called to come out, I'll ask the victim to give me some minutes to get dressed. That getting dressed will take over 30mins n I'll switch off my phone.

(10) More wicked things that I can't share.

I feel bad for all these things I did. Wish I can apologize but everyone probably got over it. .

no need to apologise u don wicked finish

Oma89:
Giving out my number is no buggy, if I like you I save it. If I don't like you I won't save it and each time you call you have to explain all over again how we met and how you got my number until you get tired and stop calling. guys don't just take NO for an answer they always want to push forward.

girl u wicked die,nawa o see wickedness

Make he kukuma kill dem nw y transferring virus like dis very soon nw it will become an epidemic


DIS DUARA DULLARD IS REALLY A ONECHANCE NIGGA

MrMcJay:
In life, you build from the ground to the top. The only thing built from the top to the bottom is the grave.

When building a bridge, the amount of time spent on the foundation alone is enough to build a storey-building. The fact that you aren't seeing the bridge on top of the waters doesn't mean it isn't being built.

For the TANoids making noise online, GMB isn't like the zoologist who couldn't handle a shepopotamus. He is making plans to make your lives better.

Buhari is presently dismantling the economic slums and political shanties built by the Clueless one and his gang of thieves.

parable of d lost coin,keep it up evidence of unemployment

nextstep:
Yes, and that was over 30 years ago. Any government and it's agents serious about securing its territory makes best use of the latest available technologies.

You can track cell phones. The cell phone towers know which sim connected where and when. That is how you get calls and text directed to your phone no matter where in the world you are. That metadata is logged and available.

Bugs and spies are known to have been planted by foreign agencies in Nigerian government and business spaces. Nothing Hollywood about that. It's not hard to plant so called "honeypots", so why are we behind the game?

Deploy 20 or so secret service people to keep an eye on ground. Make use of cameras on cellphones. Have the sense to snap a license plate.

Have 3-6 helicopter crews on standby to chase these ruffians.

We have these resources at our disposal, today. And we have professionals in our armed and secret services. Use them.

I'm just suggesting we get serious and start using these readily available techniques to protect our citizens.

really see as it d sound for ur mouth like where person d blow trumpet,if i tell u make u come become an ordinary secret service agent fear go begin d catch u

klevjey:
d only thing d military can do is to go to d nearest village and shoot at the defenseless old men and women...fear no go let them enter d creek...who wan die?

who go try am for where forget all those useless gadgets dem d wear for body u go think say dem dey tough dem only d exercise their power on ordinary civilians dem no go exercise am reach near d creek

Johnnoah1st:
O BOY CANT U RECOGNISE JOKE WHEN U SEE ONE? WHY TAKING LIFE DIS SERIOUS?

guy i can see d tin don d pain you sef

SammyO4real:
Bon. Mais je suis en dèsaccord avec toi dans beacoup des façons.

let me interpret"i go to church only to eye our pastors wife and daughter"

We don enter onechance,cos am not seeing any change at all d only change am seeing is d guy(buhari) changing his name from west germany to old wine,dogo yaro and many more to come

blacksta:
your father

guy it d pain you why u d take am personal

dayo23:
and also your role model, GEJ and fayose, they should be killed specially after enough torture.

guy it be like say u d vex

The whites are busy with technology while us are busy with treknology

Dis baba onechance am still suspecting ur onechanceness

if they enter office and start talking about all those tins wot will happen, must they start nw #babaonechance

mad people lola or wot is ur name and equilizer which kind rough love una d do na so people dey take do love ?

baba one chance u beta knw wot u are doing there oh cos d niger delta militants are nt joking with you because if GEJ concedes defeat dat doesn't mean d niger delta boys are also going to accept dat because everyone knw hw u used d bokoharam to tanish GEJ administration and so u (babaonechance and your following 40 thiefs)should wait to witness d worst case scenario from d niger militants,i knw sum low life idiots and minors in d society here are going to quote me bt u are free to start thinking with your fried brain on wot to write

idupaul:
Is the General saying he will not perform? General I elected U to perform so perform U will

not he will work but he MUST perform

not he will but he MUST perform

Equalizer:
Is that king related to Oba Akiolu?

the oba is his cousin

this is Nigeria air space control centre there will ba an airplane entering into nigeria air space on 29 of may by name buhari2015 it will be cruising in an altitude of 5000ft it does nt hv a de-icing system bt nt to worry they will be no need for that cos d heat in naija does nt entertain snow to fall and this plane is being piloted by some old pilots dat hv nt been in service for a while and hv very poor perfomance in their flight school pilots like buhari,obasanjo,tinubu,atiku and many numerous crew members dat are nt to be trusted to take us to our destination in one piece and d airplane is going to witness an incredibe turbulence making it nt favourable for any passenger onboard and upon its long time to be flying they will be a high shortage of food for d passengers onboard and the landing of this plane is nt predictable i dnt knw whether d plane hv any plan or manuel directing them on hw to land infact they have no landing gear cos dis set of pilots like cruising around nigeria airway and hv no intention of landing on airport 2019 or beyond unlike the the former airline that jst landed GEJ2009-2015 in a peaceful way nt minding dat d passengers experienced some Bokoharm-f18 fighter jets dat tried to bring down d plane bt in dis Buhari2015 airline there is no room for comfort there, infact it is nt built for comfort cos there is no A.C no oxygen mask,no power for d televisions,no seat belts no safety equipments in case of emergency even though u try to jump out of d window they are thugs everywhere to tie u down and pyt u under deck and d pilots and crew members of fis flight have a reserved parachute in case of incasity bt d flight will nt encounter any Bikoharam-f18 fighter jets cos their boss is d head (pilot buhari)pilot bt there is a chance of encountering some niger militants that may try to shoot d airplanes fuel tank making it to maybe start spinning down bt unfortunately the treats have nt been confirmed at d moment so unbehalf of the nigeria airways control centre we apologies to all nigerians that dis whole drama is going to unfold in our air space

koastar:
Owning your own satallite is one of the ways of reducing poverty. Instead of paying millions of dollars yearly to other companies outside Nigeria, These monies can be retained here for our own use.


True talk. We are hopeful, by 2025, Nigeria would launch her own indigenous satallite to space from Nigeria soil. They are working on it.

by then i will start relocating out of africa as soon as possible because nobody kns hw fa, it may cum down at anytime

ba7man:
I'm sure everyone at that funeral knows they were killed by PDP.

d last time i bleeped ur mother her pussy was stinking

focusrachi:
Baba is a change man,and buhari knows..kindly click on this link to earn yourself an unparalleled return on investment of 200k to 1million Naira.Have a great day.

d last time i bleeped ur mother her pussy was stinking

Khalessi:
Political Ashawo, this OBJ dude will do anything and everything to remain relevant he can even campaign for KOWA party.

my friend you are funny

dunkem21:
Which Boko Haram him wan fight?

The one way GEJ don finish?

Tell us that you will bring back chibok girls and we will take you serious.

let him bring back d chibok girls first

wot do u expect from a man dat have used d blood of thousands of Nigerians just to do complete propaganda in oda to bring down his opponent,mark it one place nigerians will regret this step they have taken cos d way d election was free and fair is nt hw it will continue to be in (GMB) tenure bet me on this

Fulaman198:
You will have freedom, there will finally be no more terrorists like Boko Haram to worry about, Sai Baba Buhari.

who do you think created dat boko haram in d first place and if u are sensible enough u will knw dat, dat boko haram of a thing was a complete propaganda jst to bring down GEJ's administration