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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:44pm On Dec 09, 2016
Snyman:
[size=16]Read the English properly. There was no need for Home Affairs to issue a Death Certificate because the dead child was prayed for and brought back to life.

Remember Home Affairs issues a
Death Certificate upon receipt of the notification of death. Was the father of the boy supposed to have left the Church, and ran off to Home Affairs offices to apply for a death certificate?[/size]

that HcPaul needs more tutorial please.
Religion / Re: "Juju Killer In Ngwa, Abia Was Killed By Unknown Forces" - Facebook User by promisechuks: 9:41pm On Dec 09, 2016
yarimo:
no script writer grin
carry your delusion dey go biko.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:32pm On Dec 09, 2016
Snyman:
[size=16]Why would the Department of Home Affairs issue a Death Certificate for a child that died at church, and later resurrected?[/size]

To be frank. your questions would expose how dumb these atheists are.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:30pm On Dec 09, 2016
Snyman:
[size=16]There is nothing shocking or weird about the man's reaction in the video. People react differently to death. Some people feel nothing upon hearing about the death of their loved ones. Others cannot stop themselves from laughing. So your point is very weak. Matter of fact, all the points you raised are very weak.

“How the hell were they able to bring the doctor during service?So you are a doctor and you've certified someone dead, and then you leave your hospital to follow him to his church and confirm that he was dead? ”

What do you mean, son? What hospital, when it all happened in the miracle tent? Doctors do not go to church these days?

“For your child to die DURING CHURCH SERVICE, and then you appear in the church, where the camera man seems to be focusing on you as if he already knew that. ”

Listen, Prophet Shepherd Bushiri has got a lot of followers. His church has the Main hall, Overflow, and Miracle tent. Each has camera men, pastors and people who report back to the Prophet about miracles that takes place in that particular overflow room. The prophet ministers straight from the main hall. The child died in the miracle tent, the camera men in the miracle tent captured everything, and reported back to the Prophet who was ministering at the main hall.

“And that boy could have easily been given sedatives to make him look temporarily dead! ” Assumption, does not hold water.

“Why did the pastor ask for the doctor to confirm the child was dead? How did the pastor even know that the doctor is in the church?

A very poor contention but well, the reporter did say something along the lines of “With me here, I'm having a doctor who can confirm that the child died. ”And that's how he came to know about everything.[/size]

thank you for tutoring the dumb lying kid.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:29pm On Dec 09, 2016
Ferruccio:
LOL. That's bullshiet.
anybody can own this opinion.
so put up with your rebuttal.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:28pm On Dec 09, 2016
benzics:
^^^^ it's fake!
More lies!

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:26pm On Dec 09, 2016
benzics:
undecided that's how you guys believe everything!

You think you can lie your way around k
in this thread just like hardmirror did and got his ass burnt??

get away lair!

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:25pm On Dec 09, 2016
paulGrundy:


Didn't ask 4 videos, asked for death certificate, the miracle may be fake and the boy could just be acting a script.

stop playing stupidity it is NOT A VIRTUE!!!!!!

presenting a certificate is not a proof enough to believe this. the video is better to serve as proof for skeptics like you.

what if the death certificate was gotten through bribe? did you ask yourself this question??

Stop the stupidity!!

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:22pm On Dec 09, 2016
benzics:
Now the video above is clearly bullshit, a play put up to deceive people. My analysis though.

No Man Loses A Child And Acts That Way
How would you lose a child, a child the doctor already told you is dead, and then you walk confidently to the church.. Wait a minute is it really a coincidence that his child died during church service or it was a show for camera, it's obviously a show for camera, for your child to die DURING CHURCH SERVICE, and then you appear in the church, where the camera man seems to be focusing on you as if he already knew that "something will happen", yes it was obviously a PLAY!

How the hell were they able to bring the doctor DURING SERVICE?
So you are a doctor and you've certified someone dead, and then you leave your hospital to follow him to his church and confirm that he was dead?? Well it's obviously because the so called doctor knew what will happen, yes it's a play!!

Why did the pastor ask for the doctor to confirm the child was dead? How did the pastor even know that the doctor is in the church?
I thought if you did something TRUTHFULLY, you don't need anyone to confirm that it was true as long as you know it's true! But the pastor was obviously posing for camera, so that he will convince the gullible that the child really died, and the video was posted online! Obviously because everything was planned!!

And that boy could have easily been given sedatives to make him look temporarily dead!

Checkmate theists.. the above bullshit is obviously a lie.. signed : god and religion busters!

you are a LAIR!

thank God I watched the video.

you just faked up an obvious bullshiiit to make yourself and Co feel good. but, it doesn't work that way.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:19pm On Dec 09, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
hmmm
huh.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by promisechuks: 9:18pm On Dec 09, 2016
paulGrundy:


Please kindly explain the details of that video, and I would like to see the death certificate of the boy posted here.

sorry man. you didn't watch the video
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by promisechuks: 9:08pm On Dec 09, 2016
JackBizzle:

jesus is a zombie
your opinion.
Religion / Re: Which Picture Is More Accurate? by promisechuks: 9:07pm On Dec 09, 2016
FSMs:
Jesus was A Jewish guy na...

hopefullandlord kudos to your special delusion.

so, can you tell me about your FSM. I heard he is dumb as you, how true is that??

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Religion / Re: Season Of The Fool!!! by promisechuks: 9:00pm On Dec 09, 2016
felixomor:

Na u know. Oga landlord.
thank God you know the Landlord behind that moniker.
he love FSM so much.
Religion / Re: For Deepsight :- True Esoteric Knowledge Of God Possessed By Humans by promisechuks: 8:39pm On Dec 09, 2016
MrPresident1:


But there is Santa grin, and the denial of Santa' existence is not his absence. He gives gifts to little children grin at Christmas
hahahahahahahahaha!!!

you forgot to add their FSM.

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Religion / Re: For Deepsight :- True Esoteric Knowledge Of God Possessed By Humans by promisechuks: 8:30pm On Dec 09, 2016
DeepSight:


No, it doesn't presume that: how does it?

Being irreligious is just that: not subscribing to any religion. It in no way insinuates any suggestion of accepting that being religious is a default state.
you even get time to help the deluded kid
Religion / Re: Forgiveness And Grace, A Video Everybody Must Watch by promisechuks: 8:14pm On Dec 09, 2016
4everGod:



So much nonsense in that video.

The video depicts God as someone who is forever angry which is nonsensical at least. So why did he give us Jesus again?

It also depicts God as wanting us to obey Him all the time as some kind of compulsion. So what then happened to free will as offered by God?

Now they used a figure "Jay" to depict Jesus and his death and resurrection after 3 days and then went further to say another character "Peter" would be punished for eternity regardless of what Jesus or "Jay" did. Can someone help me read John 3:16 again?

FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE

The character "jay" who stood for Jesus in this silly video was said to be a brother to Peter also a character in this silly video but The Bible refers to Jesus as God and and it was only after his death that we became joint heirs with him when we accepted his work on the cross and not before.

Then they moved on to a certain "SAM" with a claim that God has said he would punish him after he is dead.......

Honestly i do not even know where to begin from in this hilariously stupid video from an obviously misinformed and deceptive atheist.

Comparing finite to infinite is not only laughable but totally irrational and puerile.

@Mimzyy You know the truth. Hold fast to it and never allow a bitter soul to drag you into their bitterness.

God is Love and his Love is the light of men. I wanted to do a detailed demolishing of the video but i changed my mind because petty atheist squabbles are not worth my time.
Good one
Religion / Re: Season Of The Fool!!! by promisechuks: 8:03pm On Dec 09, 2016
FSMs:
He is not a prophet na but a pastor... Did the verse say many pastors?
you see why you are clearly as dumb as your god(FSM)?

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Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:59pm On Dec 09, 2016
Mimzyy:
Nonsense!
why do you think so?
Religion / Re: We All should Respect God....fact by promisechuks: 7:58pm On Dec 09, 2016
FSMs:
you had think it's lie...
Religion / Re: We All should Respect God....fact by promisechuks: 7:57pm On Dec 09, 2016
akintom:



Another manifestation of how pitiable and disgusting the reasoning of religious bigots.

*Myles Munroe and his wife died in fatal plane crash (while going to speak for god)

* Bimbo Odukoya died in fatal plane crash (while going to preach for your god).

* Many religious folks have suffered all kinds of diseases and ill incidences.


Where is this monstrous skydaddy?

A monstrous skydaddy definitely doesn't exist. so stop searching for him and search for God.

don't get pained kid
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:54pm On Dec 09, 2016
focus7:
Who will believe after the failed prophecy.

but don't you think that your belief towards something has NO EFFECT to it's realities??
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:50pm On Dec 09, 2016
GogetterMD:

My point is that it's a fabricated result until proven otherwise

you are simply deceiving yourself. you are simply riding on SELF DELUSION AND DECEPTION. Fix it soon.

The op made a claim with so e pictorial evidences, and you claimed that the storyis a fabricated one. Can you prove your stand??
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:47pm On Dec 09, 2016
frankloloko:
Hiv doesn't exist .

this reminds me of those days atheist will confront me and try to hardmirror me that CONSCIENCE DOES NOT EXIST. WTF!
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:45pm On Dec 09, 2016
gypsey:
fucvk you! can you prove that it's not a fairytale? i see you are one of the gullibles that i was talking about.

that's the atheist pattern! when they get their ass burnt they yell insults at people.

you made a claim, then prove it.

fairytale? why not prove it? why must you get pained kid?

why must you live your life in such a pain?

please get a life soon.
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:38pm On Dec 09, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Shut up!! Brainwashed human being

Tomhagen you can do better than this by attacking the op.

behave well.
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:36pm On Dec 09, 2016
gypsey:
Tirigbosaaa! for you, yes it is highly irresponsible of Nairaland to be peddling these lies and frauds been sold to people.

until I see you prove the op as lies and frauds, I see you as the dumbest pained kid on this thread.

chestbeating around, but still not making sense
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:34pm On Dec 09, 2016
plaetton:

The god of foolish people.

I have always said that a god is as good, wise or as stuuupid as the mind that creates it.

so much pain!

why are you so much pained about God??!! why?!

you think you can make a difference? okay, keep on trying!
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by promisechuks: 7:32pm On Dec 09, 2016
gypsey:
tell this crappy fairytale story to the gullibles i am sure they will believe it. angry

herehe goes... another dumbness and stupidity displayed!

prove that the op is a fairytale.

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