Op nice post but all this one na long talk especially for dis naija

More than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

My father Aliko Dañgote just died yesterday, I'm his only child by i'm about to inherit his wealth by tomorrow

hi baby, i'm so angry, thieves hacked into my bank account yesterday and stole #100,000 out of my #1000000

hi girl, tell me all your problems concerning finance, I'll solve it.

Girl- *crying * honey I am so sad all my money has been exhausted, all my clothes are worn out, I can't even afford to pay my school Fees for this session.

Guy - send me a list of everything you need and the price, I'll send the money by tomorrow

lol girls sha

lalasticlala
Rocktation
farano

the needful

lalasticlala

lalasticlala ishilove RoyalRoy

Captainswag225:
very very true o.p....as a kid i used to watch telenovelas with my mom. She always told me football was a bad and dangerous game lol but thank GOD my eyes opened.

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lalasticlala ishilove RoyalRoy
FP pls

lofty900:
Spanking her kid's bumbum

Japhet04:
good observance, my mom is guilty of 80% of these.

FP material cc, lalasticlala

This is a list of things most moms are guilty of whether they admit it or not, so laugh it off and plunge forward.

1.) Being embarrassed by her kids in public and then publicly embarrassing them to do their chores

Each time a mother is embarrassed by her kids especially when there are visitors around either by the child showing disrespect or by the child misbehaving they try to save their face from parental disgrace and ineptitude by sending the child some household chores.

2.) Pocketing cash from the laundry

Basically moms will have to admit that they have done this a day or two while doing their husbands laundry especially when they are broke, they see the money as a gift from God.

3.) Tell Little White Lies

It was quite easy for me to smell a rat when as a kid, I had minor roles in school plays, having only one line in the whole two hours of the production alongside bigger kids with more actions and words to memorize, and according to my mom I made the beat performance.

4.) Depriving the whole house of TV when it is time for her soap opera's

I have missed a lot of interesting movies just because it was time for my mom's soap opera's, there was once I even missed the famous movie 'After Earth' just because it was time for her to watch her soap opera's.

5.) Yelling the name of your child to do a miniature chore which could be easily done by you

I can't say more

feel free to add yours

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lalasticlala
ishilove
RoyalRoy

The needful is needed

SOURCE - Myself

Japhet04:
plz lalasticlala, ishilove, fynestboi

FP plz, he needs it

yes plz lalasticlala, ishilove, fynestboi, Seun, Richiez,

help plz

bisi16:
Try not to formulate ur own ideas. Nigerian lecturers love it word 4 word.. I know a guy who had 1st class 4rm cramming.

true, the same way I tried to use my own words in the psychology test and legal method test and see what they gave me

thank you so much sir

I will put this in mind

Mayorblaze:
Lemme share one of my numerous stunt with you

had mth 202 test the same day i had to defend c++ programming assignment... And unluckyly for me both fell the same time

My course mates left to do the mth test but i didn't.. By the time i was through with the defense, they have finish the test....

But exam came . I didn't bother to open my handout on mth until a day to the day i had the paper

to cut long story short... I had B in that course whereas most of my course mates carried the course

lesson: sometimes test score doesn't determine ur total performance in a course... Your determination and time u give to that course matter and how fast u can understand

p.s i spent 12hours reading mth202 a day before exam

#stay away from nairaland for a while...

thank you so much, I will heed to your advice

Good Morning, I really need your help on this, Plz don't misjudge me, I never wished for this, I am also one of the students who entered the university with high hopes of being the best, I am also one of the students who read, Attend all classes including night classes, I read all the topics we have been taught but none has reflected on the scores of my tests

I have seen many of my course mates who rarely read score very high, why is my case so different, I don't know if this is right but these are some of the scores in the test

Psychology - 16.5/30

Government - 16/30

English - 13/30

Legal Method - 9/30

I know many of you would have already looked down on me scornfully and are ready to insult me on this issue, I know you have every right to do so but pls don't

It is my first semester in the faculty of law, we have ten days to our English exam and it is the type that the scores show immediately after writing because it is computer based, is there something I'm not doing, what is that thing that is missing, is there still hope for me.,

Plz don't look down on me like the way my friends and course mates did when I asked them for help, what I need is your Advice.,

Please Advice.... thanks

koolet:
Any'day a girlfriend or a wife bully me ill just dump her directly, i have phobia for bullies, god punish love

cool

remsonik:
She's serena williams

I'm telling you,

strong Yiansh

strong laps

strong legs

strong face

I kon dey wonder weda the kitten sef go strong

lol, that girl ehn

yes the child is fvcked up

but that does not give her the right to condemn him, its against the natural school of law

I didn't like phyno before but because of his song Alobam i have changed my view about him

click like if you are with me

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lalasticlala its do the needful, let's hear the views of the whole nairaland

#grabs seat

DrWise:
Click Like 4 GEJ
Share for GMB

my brother abeg stop this nonsense

e don too much na

Quadrescent:
Different topic , different people and different stupid and silly comments only on nairaland shit•

frustration sha

my brother please go and sleep it will help calm your nerves

Yes GEJ is my man mehn

Up GEJ

click like if you think it's funny but true

FL

Koroaso:
The slayer of corruption.
The terrorizer of looters.
The defender of the masses.
The no-nonsense general.
The most popular man in Nigeria.
The political enigma.
The only politician who can get millions without renting a crowd.
The man with a cult-like followership.

The persistent one!
PDP's worst nightmare.

All welcome Nigeria's incoming president
President Muhammadu Buhari. GCFR

come, are you a paid apc thug on nairaland

Nairalanders you guys should check the topic on front page below this one and you will see the same post

Smh

Cv

Koroaso:


THANKS.....

GMB/PYO 2015.

GEJ

Koroaso:
The slayer of corruption.
The terrorizer of looters.
The defender of the masses.
The no-nonsense general.
The most popular man in Nigeria.
The political enigma.
The only politician who can get millions without renting a crowd.
The man with a cult-like followership.

The persistent one!
PDP's worst nightmare.

All welcome Nigeria's incoming president
President Muhammadu Buhari. GCFR

sorry for your life

MrIncrediible:
Unfortunately you and your party have made it war by making the Military influence electoral actions. President Jonathan is finally unveiling that dictatorship spirit that has

I pity your life

LordMecuzy[quote author=LordMecuzy:
I've collected mine Today....
GMB...... General March for Buhari

what's doing dis one