I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran
into that wall over there. So I am going to
need your name and number for insurance
purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed
by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the
dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll
set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as
beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven.
Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has
been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I
looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling
for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night
long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so
much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they
only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to
you cause the chance of meeting someone so special
only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup
line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with
perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd
have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years,
they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep
because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as
charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems
to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're
killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you
look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe
without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart
taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning
memories, and I'll think of the day my children were
born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I
see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the
room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It
doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they
call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my
heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most
beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the
stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love
you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh
wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer
be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way
from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-
wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time
to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've
been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under
"Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties
involved and emotional stress can lead to physical
complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous
tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours,
JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have
yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say
"happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you
looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically
see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check
you out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't
take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a
whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a
man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off
my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back
there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later
tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my
diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot
chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the
sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as
charged!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of
commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet
mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta
business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU,
the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much
when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He
wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just
wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting
something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an
angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my
mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my
dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of
heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then,
please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much
have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run
with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I'
together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of
losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else
like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your
Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've
got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running
through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the
stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you
doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost
at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the
human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time
you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King:
You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1,
2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to
remember the exact moment that I met the woman of
my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I
would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo
sweet!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm
Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're
the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really
kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written
all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my
prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and
sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've
been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are
attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/
girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it
better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most
heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards
with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime
you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of
my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's
(name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your
warm front?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?]
Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me.
Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed
up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I
know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the
world of which I want to be a part.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because
I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the
cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come
here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a
survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup
lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go
for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or
anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have
ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to
work at it?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I
see you, you turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the
beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get
such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me
feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you
smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my
weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a
piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold
it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you
are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making
all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to
make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look
that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two
gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in
this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty.
Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason
for global warming.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just
once!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're
making the other women look really bad.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you
been married?] Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone's wife.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied
my heart in a knot.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the
outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your
eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would
be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer
things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview
you...
If god made any thing better than you he keep it for
him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're
the shit!

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lalasticlala

Bro forget all dis tory, juss tell her say she fine like 2 people and she'll blush for days :-P

Op nice post but all this one na long talk especially for dis naija

More than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

My father Aliko Dañgote just died yesterday, I'm his only child by i'm about to inherit his wealth by tomorrow

hi baby, i'm so angry, thieves hacked into my bank account yesterday and stole #100,000 out of my #1000000

hi girl, tell me all your problems concerning finance, I'll solve it.

Girl- *crying * honey I am so sad all my money has been exhausted, all my clothes are worn out, I can't even afford to pay my school Fees for this session.

Guy - send me a list of everything you need and the price, I'll send the money by tomorrow

lol girls sha

lalasticlala
Rocktation
farano

the needful

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Hm u mean, telln white gals? Or na 9ka gal u wn dey tell all dis wn hmm

hooli:
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pff

Op, what happened to Adam will happen to you if you don't take time

Justinzki:
Op, what happened to Adam will happen to you if you don't take time

lolx, lalasticlala farano Rocktation Seun

incase it gets dere

@OP add 'for broke guys' to the topic
cos it'd d other way round when d guy is loaded..

4get story e no dey work fr naija babe anymore.

Better still tell her you are a yahoo boi and yhu recently hit #5million. U dnt even know how to spend it

I prefer originality. I'll just say what comes straight from my heart instead of cramming what might work for one girl and might not work for another.

Anyway, thanks OP cos I've learnt one or two lines from this.

You sire are on a VERY long thing...

cc. lalasticlala Seun Rocktation farano