₦airaland Forum

jamex93:
dem tell u say the dead body no get owner ni


if u buy am and tomorrow the owner show

for mortuary say him want collect him body

waitin u dey reason say go happen?

Lie never finish...d body ran away

SerialMan:
I had the same problem here,just deep the phone into a bowl of water and bring it out after 20mins,that did the magic for me

Serialman deceiving us since 1800

olexjay:
once u download it on ur Nokia 3310 den it won't work, dat fone dey upgrade itself automatically

I jst dy wait 4 d phone 2 upgrade

It's nt working on my Nokia 3310..why

Officers nt on duty carrying rifles Practicing "show of force"??..BTW rip 2 d "young chidinma"..hpe she z really pretty?

Easy access 4 our gals especially those who need 2 undergo "HIP ENLARGEMENT"...nice one..

Dis looks lyk a picture taken in d 70's... anyway jst pray u find him..bt it's been a long time..

superstar1:
No wonder over 3million lives were wasted.

How can you face T72 tanks with cassava sticks?

If this is heroism to some people, it is sheer stupidity from the point of view of more rational minds.

Sorry 2 say dis..I tink it's "sheer stupidity" on ur part 4 nt reading dat well nd making ur comment...maybe u were taught dat during drills u use live ammunitions on urselves

TRIBALSTOOGE:
just say igbo's they all will run for cover . cowards .



rusty brown roof cowards brains .


alias crying soldier clan .babalawo clowns .

Pls just b a partriotic fellow by respecting all ethnic groups cos none z supreme..cos I knw u cnt fight 4 ur own freedom

mulattoclaro:
Before some of you start saying they should lock the guy up or before you call him a beast, has it occurred to any of you what might have happened for the guy to bathe her in acid? Some girls can be very wicked and inconsiderate. The guy might have probably spent heaven and earth for that girl only for her to say she doesn't want him anymore. We all know how ungrateful nigerian girls can be. In as much as I condemn the action of the guy I also say that girl deserves every thing that came her way.

What if ur sister was d 1 in question??

Pls z dat d fortress?? Anyway good 4 him...bt am jst seeing some houses wit d same painting..d environment z nt really a nice one...

sisnowee:
U r right bros. the only way to fight this menace is to up root the source which is Saudi and other Arab Country. Their aim is to forcefully convert people to accept their faith, but USA who have demonic face r toiling with them for selfish interest. Is only BABA GOD can deliver his children.

War z nt as easy as u c on most action movies...are u going 2 uproot d source urself or z Nigeria with its problems going 2 do dat??..if it was as easy as dat d U.S nd others must hve wiped dem out..bt I dnt understand... "USA who have demonic face r toiling with them for selfish interest."

This one z really tough bt...was d boko haram fight meant 4 d ground troops Pls where z our prestigious AIRFORCE?? D maidugari air base nko??..d jets I see during air expo events??..where re d "foreign aids"?..I pray we tidy these fools..#Never again

Professional drivers ooo 2 avoid bringing home wrecked nd useless cars...I wish d Nigerian police were using these cars 4 patrol...

opilkiouw:
RIP

Sorry 2 ask..Did u die?..pls go thru d story again no vex

Hello?..some Nigerians are struggling 2 make $1 in a day bt here we have some people sharing billions with Gej acting like Santa Claus...if dis money was shared 2 all Nigerians equally tell me dat nothing will remain..by d way where did he gt #2trillion...from his pocket?? Z his salary upto 10million?..this is outrageous..Gej u re corruption nt corrupt..if d populace wntd him dey would hve voted 4 him without his money.."ahia Oma na ere onwe ya"....pls z our EFCC working...spending such amount of money 4 campaign We need a revival in d military,no competent fire service,police,struggling with epileptic power supply yet we generate it 4 other countries 2 use...I will lease ma land 2 jail all of dem nd with refund frm der pockets all multiplied by 2

A man who lost in his ward...where did he gt d votes??
It's just obvious dat dis man who shud be resting with d state's stolen allocation rigged d election..nw he has forwarded his ass 2 d senate..na eye I take dy look dem...jst waiting 4 his cup 2 run over

This z embarrassing...
(1)water no dy 2 quench d fire @d guy carrying bucket??..firefighter
2)stealing indomie packs?? Security no dy??
3)where are d emergency response agencies
4)Areas like dis shud b condoned 2 let agencies concerned do der job...I cnt c any...

**maybe I shud ask google***
Naija abeg upgrade

On a more serious note dis z funny...u knw ur joystick has no duplicate...anyway u tried..after seeing a doctor nw nd symptoms persists after 3days visit d gal one more tym...so stingy 2 afford #50...

***pls Easter z over no crucifixion...still a saint***

D govt. doesn't feel lyk upgrading naija..we need quick response frm d fire service...dis z wot our govt shud improve nd nt spending resources on irrelevant things[color=#990000][/color]

Nawa 4 dis kind of human being..after spending much nd becoming a graduate...so many dy look 4 dat opportunity...besides y going 2 hell wen responsible men re looking 4 gals like u 2 marry...mtchew u gt tym...yamhead

He said: “On Saturday, if anyone of you goes against Ambode, who I picked, that is your end. If it does not happen within seven days, just know that I am a bastard and it is not my father who gave birth to me."

Despite the fact dat I support APC,I would like Jimi to win...I jst pray u will b wot u said..I will have a nice tym looking @ dis ur pic..see u see threat..

Pls was that a riot act...his advisers shud warn him about making unreasonable statements..he shud watch his statements..

Lols soo funny..so keke napep no dy pass 4 dat side??..u dy "hitch ride"..hitch urself 2 church nd pray 4 anoda job or u cn apologize(which I knw u will not do)

I tink we really need forensic experts in d NPF...

Hmmmm FFK..u re a lucky Nigerian with a very big mouth..I jst dy observe