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take the telecom job and take time and add value to ur self for better salary.gudluk

GUY, BRAVO. U ARE A MAN. FIRST TIME AND U ARE HAVIN TWINS, NEXT TIME BET ME, U WILL HAVE TRIPPLELET.
WELL, IF U NO GET JOB, AT LEAST U GET KIDS.
GOD GO HELP U SHY.

AIR SUPPLY -MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL
BONNIE TYLOR-TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HAERT
BETTY MELDER-FROM A DISTANCE
BACKSTREET BOYS-DROWNNING
JIMMY CLIFF-I WANT TO KNOW
DON CARLOS-NUSIC GRAVE
UB 40-RED WINE

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Lawyer Joke
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman.

"What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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Lawyer Joke
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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NICE JOKES DEAR. MY MATES IN THE OFFICE ARE SERIOUSLLY LAUGHING. AM TEMTED TO INVITE MY BOSS TO READ THEM, HE HAS NOT BEEN HAPPY SINCE MORNING. I KNOW THEY WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY. KEEP IT UP

The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

thats touching man, in fact you will make a good pastor.

pls help with the list of copanies authorized to import and export oil in nigeria

pls help with the list of copanies authorized to import and export oil in nigeria

pls help with the list of companies authorized to import and export oil in nigeria

nice joke