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PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Health Agencies Director-Generals by Proxy001(m): 1:43pm On Jul 29, 2016
This is what I only came to do. 3-2 The south led for the first time since baba assumed office.

CrimeRe: French Woman And 3 Daughters Stabbed By Moroccan Man For Being 'scantily Dressed by Proxy001(m): 8:36pm On Jul 19, 2016
Mille:
Bros eh, that was a costly mistake. I was just overly concerned and defending my race.

I'm very sorry.
No qualms bro.. @ least we're good now
CrimeRe: French Woman And 3 Daughters Stabbed By Moroccan Man For Being 'scantily Dressed by Proxy001(m): 7:10pm On Jul 19, 2016
Mille:
Don't expose your ignorance here. It's much more better to keep quiet if you are uninformed.

Who told you there are much black Africans in France? Sub Saharan Africa only represents 12% of the total number of immigrants in France compared to North Africa with 30% of Immigrants.

Even there are more European and Asian Immigrants in France than black Africans. In fact, there is no black country in France top 10 immigrants countries.
Thanks for the enlightenment. I actually meant to type Africans, of which I know North Africans make up the majority.

But you could have made your points subtly without been abusive.
CrimeRe: French Woman And 3 Daughters Stabbed By Moroccan Man For Being 'scantily Dressed by Proxy001(m):
I pity France. when they threw their borders open for Africans all in the name of francophone solidarity as well as accepting refugees from the war torn Arab world, little did they know that they were breeding monsters.

Thank God for U.K, at least they were wiser. all they need do now is check the few Afro migrants especially those who have any connection with the "world's pissful religion" and further tighten immigration laws. sounds harsh though of what use is charity when the fuc*ards you're offering it to will end up tormenting you?
CrimeRe: A Guy Trying To Blackmail A Lady On FB By Posting Her Nude Pics (photos) by Proxy001(m): 2:45pm On Jul 19, 2016
funny enough its the idiat that is blackmailing himself if he's actually d one posting these pix.
TravelRe: PTI Students Involved In Tragic Accident After NANS Convention In Gombe. Photos by Proxy001(m): 2:39pm On Jul 19, 2016
not again...

But thank God nobody died. And I pray for the speedy recovery of all those injured.
CelebritiesRe: See What This Woman Is Wearing In Public by Proxy001(m): 9:58am On Jul 18, 2016
pukes

She b like EBA wey dem use stone wall. but still on still sha I suspect two things

1. She dey mentally deranged
2 She dey follow small children do rags day.

But seriously, with the way fashion dey go eeehm, very soon people go dey hang shirt for shoulder dey waka
HealthRe: Fire Accident At Igbologun Sea, Lagos by Proxy001(m): 9:51pm On Jul 17, 2016
okunfemm:
Sign of Rapture..... Read Matthew 24 Be ready for his return @ anytime/day
May God deliver His children
Jokes EtcRe: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Proxy001(m): 4:02pm On Jul 17, 2016
penalty was usually called penarity
HealthRe: Fire Accident At Igbologun Sea, Lagos by Proxy001(m): 3:51pm On Jul 17, 2016
Jesu Christi!!! But why is evil prevalent in the world these days?? if not suicide bombing it will be accidents and now inferno.

Dear Lord Jesus!!! we thank thee for the gift of life and health. Even when our mouths are sealed, our hearts are eternally thankful unto thee. nothing oh Lord, not even our own wrongdoing shall be capable of cutting our lives short.... in Jesus wonderful name we pray!!!

May the souls of the departed rest in peace.
Science/TechnologyRe: Six-Foot Python Killed At A Cemetery In Ghana by Proxy001(m): 3:39pm On Jul 17, 2016
Bros with the way this cold dey catch eeeeehm, I for like join u for that pepper soup ooo.

Na better thing una do by killing this predator ooo. At least goats dogs cats fowls and who knows? small children self no go disappear again.

But make I give u chinkini advice. watch out on how councillors go pack full this thread dey show sympathy for the snake mata like say na murder u commit.

Above all I trust my able super moderator (Udeme Chukwugoziegi Olatubosun Osazee LALASTICA). this topic go soon land for front page.
CultureRe: If You Were Asked To Change Tribe, What Tribe Would You Rather Be? by Proxy001(m): 11:17am On Jul 17, 2016
Already a Bini and forever going to remain one..
Jokes EtcRe: If You Are Real Black!!! I Dare You To Answer This Question. by Proxy001(m): 11:57am On Jul 15, 2016
"Black pole"
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Only Athletes Can Go To Rio Olympics by Proxy001(m):
If this can be truly implemented then it will be a welcome development.

Gone are those days when port bellied men with their wives maids concubines etc will feast on such opportunities to go on vacation to the detriment of our national Treasury.
FamilyRe: Meet The Parents Whose All 5 Children Are Female And Are All Lawyers by Proxy001(m): 7:49am On Jul 15, 2016
The key is just train your children well irrespective of their sex.

Gone are those dark days when a couple is been persecuted for birthing only female children as if the couple went to heaven themselves to select.

As a matter of fact, it even pays more to have more daughters than sons these days. for example

1. Daughters get married on time and soon you become grandparents.

2. Daughters are more compassionate towards their parents. They find time to visit no matter their tight schedule

3. Home remittances from daughters are usually more stable and frequent as compared to sons who claim to have too many responsibilities to carter for already
Christianity EtcRe: Beware Of Fake Men Of God – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s Ex-wife by Proxy001(m):
make w hear
Although you didn't call names, but auntie we know the direction your talk is tilted towards. When you were part if the flexing, enjoying all the accolades, and been pampered like a queen nobody heard any lion and innocent sheep story. its now you suddenly developed voice because you're no longer part of the game abi?

But seriously, I think the way there are fake hungry pastors these days eeehm, me think the devil is on a personal mission to soil that word Christianity.

Few days ago, I was had a chat with one pastor. after engaging him for about two hours, I told him that with the way so called men of God are turning members to ATM machine, that the population of church going Christians will reduce by more than half between now and the next 30years.

He then asked me which other religion I think they are going to convert to... I told him some might become atheists while others will simply practice Christianity at home by worshiping only with members of their families....

Being a christian shouldn't make us stewpid, rather we should become wiser. In fact Christ abhores foolishness..."be ye as wise as a serpent" We Christians seriously need to use our heads before these wolves use them for us.

God help this generation...... Amen
Christianity EtcRe: FBI Says 94% Of Terrorist Attacks In The US Since 1980 Are By Non -muslims by Proxy001(m):
seriously?
I've always known that in recent times America has been trying to pacify the middle East. maybe because of the senseless deposition of their local heroes (Ghadaffi, Saddam et all) by indirectly sponsoring the Arab spring. Truth be told, America was wrong fighting a people simply because you want them to embrace your ideology.

Back to the topic. If they like let them claim that 100% of terror attacks were perpetuated by non Muslims, it doesn't change the fact that we know what's in the cards.


Even less developed countries such as Angola know the fact that a stitch in time saves nine. Hence they've suspended all Islamic related activities.

It may also surprise you to know that one if the reasons why the BREXIT' referendum worked is the fact that the Brits are much aware of the radicalization tendencies of Islam and that they can't control immigration from areas of the world torn apart by civil wars viz a viz terrorism while still in Europe. Hence they decided to pull out and take their destinies in their own hand.


Obama can continue to play politics with the lives of his people all because he wants to atone for the troubles started during Hilary Clinton's tenure as secretary of states.... Na their business
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Images That Prove Special Effects Have Improved In Nollywood (graphic) by Proxy001(m): 7:52am On Jul 11, 2016
Spells:
na ghost wey get swag joor
No mind dem
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Images That Prove Special Effects Have Improved In Nollywood (graphic) by Proxy001(m): 10:46pm On Jul 10, 2016
lefulefu:
their films are so hilarious.like the d one i saw were a ghost had to cross a mainroad and the ghost had to look left and right before he crossedcheesycheesy
Don't mind the clowns
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Images That Prove Special Effects Have Improved In Nollywood (graphic) by Proxy001(m): 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
chachanga:
D ghost dey call to confirm where the Angels book hin Suite for am ?

Whether na heaven or hell!

If na hell, na to sharpaly book-space possess one "ogbanje" baby continue life for this side be dat,....na so o! Who do party wey dey invite LASTMA?!
They can be so annoying eeehm
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Images That Prove Special Effects Have Improved In Nollywood (graphic) by Proxy001(m): 9:50pm On Jul 10, 2016
lefulefu:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Ddies grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
wherever they get those scripts from only God knows
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Images That Prove Special Effects Have Improved In Nollywood (graphic) by Proxy001(m): 7:26pm On Jul 10, 2016
please tell them to avoid scenes like this

TV/MoviesRe: 10 Images That Prove Special Effects Have Improved In Nollywood (graphic) by Proxy001(m): 7:13pm On Jul 10, 2016
cool
PoliticsRe: Missing 71 Trailers Of Rice For Adamawa IDPs Should Be Probed - Tsamdu by Proxy001(m): 6:18pm On Jul 10, 2016
funny!!! Why the rice abi Na Rices no go loss when rice don turn gold? How in heaven's name do the authorities expect those guys to convey such huge quantity of rice to the IDP's, whereas they can barely afford to buy a quarter of a bag for their families?
dem kuku try sef , I been think say dem sell d trailer sef take buy tomatoes and other stew ingredients. mtchw....
SportsRe: Funny Names At The Ongoing Euro's by Proxy001(m): 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
sleeveless:
the name is hiliarious because we speak english like Krzysztof
MĄCZYŃSKI does nt mk any sense @proxy001 @angelo45 i hail d commentators
lol... try and watch the Russian and the Greek league. You will see names that have three consonants following each other. I still maintain that its all about understanding the language first
SportsRe: Funny Names At The Ongoing Euro's by Proxy001(m):
Of course the name can be pronounced but you have to be proficient in the Polish language. You know, every language has its rules. its because we speak English that's why we seem to pronounce everything we see according to English rules.

OK, check out these other words in other languages and see how they are pronounced in English:-

Czech ----- Check

Sade------- Shade

Modric ------ Modrich

Munchen ---- Munich and so on.

And about how the English speaking commentators pronounce those seemingly weird names? They are highly trained professions who are also multi lingual. Or you think everyone is like our local Nta commentators (Paul Ogazi, Henry Effiong and Abdulrahaman Ibn Mohammed) abi? I only listen to those guys if I want comedy instead if the game. They keep on saying "and that is jersey number 17, in the person of Ndubuisi Otakara" and after some minutes you hear "oh sorry, Jersey number 17 is actually Aderinbigbe Gbadagesin" Those guys are clowns walahi!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures Of A Puff Adder Killed This Morning While Working On A Farmland by Proxy001(m): 1:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
osobase01:
d first day I chop am na wen I see does hefty boys for my skul dey chop am as my landlord bring am dey share am as e reach my turn fear no allow me talk no some gehs even collect dat day I had to find a corner to call my mum first dat hope we don't forbid eating of snakes ooo and she said son chop u r now a man and dat was d first day I ate I even collected more keep it to warm take chop go skul d next day and so was my journey into snake eating began.......but dat nite I no fit sleep ooo fear hold me die
lol
RomanceRe: Can You Get Married to Someone That Bleaches(photo) by Proxy001(m): 12:40pm On Jul 09, 2016
megareal:
Lol. The resemblance is uncanny.
I tells you
RomanceRe: Can You Get Married to Someone That Bleaches(photo) by Proxy001(m): 11:16am On Jul 09, 2016
No because I wouldn't want her to turn my kids that are likely to be dark skinned because I'm dark to roasted plantain.
Thanchyu.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Africa's Most Deadly Snakes by Proxy001(m): 10:35am On Jul 09, 2016
OK Na.. e don happen again oo....
password:- snake
Destination:- front page
Super moderator in charge:- Lalastic lala
Time taken to hit front page:- shoot at sight.. sorry I meant post at sight

People's reaction:

1. people like me who eat snakes:- O boy yeeee!!! see correct meat or food don ready

2. animal right activists:- Nigerians are way too backward. they don't know how to preserve nature

3. The scary" club:- eeeeeew!!! now you're gonna make me puke. I can't believe people eat this scary thing.

oya Na... WAR START!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures Of A Puff Adder Killed This Morning While Working On A Farmland by Proxy001(m): 8:43am On Jul 09, 2016
Caseless:
call am snake make we rest. Wetin b puff adder again....
lol... I had to call the name because the o.p said something like he doesn't know the name. he only mentioned its name in his dialect
CrimeRe: ENDTIME!!! Grandmother Caught Having Sex With Her Grandson (see Shocking Photo) by Proxy001(m): 10:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
Kenya seems to be this generation's Sodom and Gomorrah

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