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I would have said no biggie in carrying your wife's bad, provided she's your wife... but on seeing the man standing close to purchase onions.... I change my mind.

Akpanigogo (dandruff) b/stop, Benin city. Santana b/stop. first second and third cemetery b/stops

Mogadishu - Al-Qaeda's East African affiliate has
released a video to recruit American blacks and
Muslims that includes a clip of presidential
candidate Donald Trump calling for Muslims to be
banned from entering the United States.
The 51-minute video by the Somalia based al-
Shabaab militant group says there is
institutionalised racism and religious segregation in
the US and radical Islam is the way to fight back.
In the clip of Trump, he calls for the "total and
complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United
States”.
The video, which SITE Intel monitoring group said
was released by extremists on Friday, presents
several Americans who died fighting for extremism
in Somalia and encourages American youths to
follow their example
Al-Shabaab is fighting a Somali government backed
by African Union troops.

http://m.news24.com/Nigeria/World/News/somali-extremists-use-donald-trump-clip-to-recruit-followers-20160102-7

This is a made-up conversation between Nigeria's
former President, Goodluck Jonathan and a good
friend of his, former Minister of the Niger
Delta, Peter Godsday Orubebe. It is constructed by
me to present what might be an actual conversation
between the two in relation to the recent events in
Zaria, Kaduna.

Goodluck : Nawaoh!

Orubebe: Oga, na so we se am oh.

Goodluck : I killed 30 of them with the 3 of his sons
last year and they said it was genocide...

Orubebe: Oga, this time they are dancing.

Goodluck : Buhari killed at least 300 of them and 3
sons also...

Orubebe: My President, maybe it is because they
threw stone...

Goodluck : My own unko? Did I not say they fired
gun shot at the army.

Orubebe: Oga, El-Rufai said procession is banned.

Goodluck : Orubebe, during my own last July they
were on an actual large procession, blocking all the
roads when the army confronted them. This one I
hear there was no procession. They were in front of
that their house. Reports say the army first went
there and stationed commandos around the building
before Buratai came...this was what they
say aroused them that the army was planning
another genocide attack on them, that they
convened and blocked CoAS.

Orubebe: No procession?

Goodluck : I said there was no procession this time.
If there was procession, much more than these
number would have died.

Orubebe: But Oga, they said they stoned the Chief of
Army staff...

Goodluck : And all the times they stoned me during
campaigns...was I not Commander in Chief of the
Armed forces? They blocked me from my civic right
to campaign, with stones and other missiles, did I
order them to be mowed to the ground? Did I send
the army to their houses to throw grenade inside?

Orubebe: Oga, I feel you. I am simply playing devils
advocate here. Nawaoh! So Oga, stone at CoAS is
big offence...maybe the army ran out of rubber
bullets and tear gas to disperse those angry youths
who were lamenting the army presence in front of
their center and still had your own unaddressed
incident fresh in their memory.

Goodluck : I left plenty tear gas in the cupboard.

Orubebe: Oga they say Buratai had to quickly get to
some functions and a party in Zaria that day, they
were delaying him.

Goodluck : Is he not supposed to have relocated to
Sambisa? Has their deadline not reach?

Orubebe: They are tweeting: #ZariaIsNotSambisa

Goodluck : How many of them? Hypocrites.

Goodluck : When similar angry youth with sticks and
daggers killed 800 victims in the post election riots
of 2011...what if I had done something to them and
sent the army to Buhari's house that they were
rioting for...

Orubebe: These youth did not kill any body Sir. And
Zakzaki has denied that he told the ones that held
sticks and stones to do so.

Goodluck : Is that not what I am saying.

Orubebe: Oga, no uproar oh. Na so we see am oh.

Orubebe: I heard El-Rufai is condemning them hard
and fast.

Goodluck : Nasir! Nasir that called it genocide and
paid homage visit to Zakzaky when I did my own
last year ?

Patience: DiarisGodoooo!

Just for the fun of it...
Source:- my kitchen

My problem with Waec and Neco is that they keep chasing shadows as if they don't know where the real problem is. These exam bodies know where all the miracle centres are... After all those are where exam supervisors struggle to get or even pay and lobby to get because they know that once they get to those centres their pockets will swell.
Any technology other than stopping miracle centres ain't gonna work.

Keegan:
...and access to the sea. In reality biafra is a land-lock nation like Lesotho to South Africa.

No sir, I disagree. Lesotho is not a landlocked state but what is geographically called a perforated state. Landlocked states only don't have access to the sea like Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger etc, but perforated countries are completely surrounded by one country (South Africa completely borders Lesotho)

tell us this when abubakar shekau with all his foolt soldiers like musa, idris, abdulahi, etc change their names to Jeremiah, Daniel, David and John. just as you cannot separate Nigerian police from bribery so also you cannot separate terrorism and Isilamu.
if you really want people to see your religion as been peaceful, then I advice you take your rebranding crusade to your mosques because that seem to be where all the sour soup is prepared and stop all these your sympathy seeking stunts. e no go work

good for them.. their life, their wish their destiny... but I know with proper investigations we'll find out that something is fishy..

Gone are the days politicians looted with impunity. although am yet to fall in love with this government but I seem to like the fact that they've put her predecessors on their heels.... at least we now know that stealing is corruption.
my prayers for buhari is the will to not just recover looted funds but also been able to punish looters.

lie Mohammed again.. well he's only living up to what his parents named him. Who says a person's name doesn't affect his life after all?

But why always Islam? am beginning to feel this is the much anticipated Antichrist much talked about. May the good God who neither thirsts after human blood nor take delight in chaos save us

wow!!! scintillating facts.. imagine how that teacher that mocked CR7's family then will feel now. nothing is permanent indeed.

@ o.p thanks for the info.. till bow I never knew he was a Christian... rest in peace sir!!!

No ooo.. they should keep petting them and solicit for amnesty.. When they were bombing Churches and Sheikh Gunmi was the only muslim cleric talking bad about them they all kept quiet.. its now that their attention has shifted to bombing mosques that they are criminals.
Whatever goes around comes around...

Photoshop!!!

Blood sucking demons... Save our souls oh Lord!!!

anything is possible in da zoo...

MosakuAW:
Who is making all this nonsense laws in Nigeria?

When is going to the church with a Quran turn to crime. What if the young man was invited ti the church.

I just see some Judges who preside over this case as m*d people.

oga , what do u think would be the fate of any Christian who enters a mosque with the Holy Bible? Christians are even too kind to hand him over to the police especially with the high rate of insecurity in Nigeria.

not they that call upon Him Lord! Lord!! shall enter into His kingdom but they that do God's will shall go in there. I marvel at the gullibility of some folks... Even the Holy Bible says "For ye are gods". so that gives us the power to intercede for ourselves and others if we so wish. But to some folks, never.. not until someone sees for them they will forever remain blind. May God deliver His children.

Allah Akbar!!! these bastards cannot even respect the God they claim to serve by honouring his feast. piss be unto u.

lol since the church's name carriers the word "old" they should have portrayed that by showing pix of old weaponry such as bow, arrows, shields and sword.

I swear all these posters above me didn't read the post at all. imagine none of them commented anything relating to the topic. "face bookers association of naira land" anyways, it's allowed..

so that she can use it to console herself when am not at home abi? my answer is hell no!!!

op Na wah for you ooo. so u just sit down this early mor mor and Na this kind kalo kalo play enter your mind abi? diaris still God ooo!!! nice innovation though

Hey Mr. Almakura... Nobody instigated Jonathan against the North . we must rule syndrome is the only valid excuse the North had. But thank God u guys won so its either your man works or he gets more shame than Jonathan got. We are watching in 7D.

Busy woman.... God bless the Queen

hmmm in the long run the same old story continues,;- good intentions good speeches but bad implementation. fruits of a failed system if you ask me. Just as man is made to lust after women, the Nigerian police was made to worship money and those who have it.

fredraf:
She is gone R.I.P but her punna honey well lives on.

Ewu Gambia....

Idrismusty97:
We don't need monkeys in APC anyway.

but bros, which other monkey do you need after obj and Tinubu? just thinking out loud anyway

am pretty sure they wouldn't want the world to see what they will procreate ....

make she dey open teeth like who dey advertise for close up. by the time e happen now them go begin find who to blame