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good example to psquare..... this is the real definition of blood is thicker than water.

Indeed, the quest for front page is real. imagine o.p snapping or even downloading pix of snakes just to draw traffic to his page. issokay share. diaris God...

osobase01:
for my village dem dey chop dis kind thing DAT year ooo... even when I dey school fa....we dey miss class just to roast am chop

funny enough I used to be scared of touching snakes even when they are dead until I decided to end my fears by not just touching it but eating it. since that days eeehm, its a no going back thing for me ooo. but I select the breeds I eat sha, as some are obviously sweeter than others.

Wisdomkosi:
Guy you don chop snake till your brain format. Lol

bross I dey tells you.

owkay

I still don't understand the mystery behind a lady's hymen been broken while riding a bicycle. I don't doubt its possibility though. but my point is that, our female ancestors rode on bicycles to the farms streams and many other places and still had their virginity intact . so sombori should help me answer these questions:-
1. Have hymens become lighter?
2. Are today's ladies liars pretending that they lost their virginity while riding bicycles , whereas they actually traded it as birthday gifts, thank you gift, pass me gifts and so on?

I think its called puff adder in English.
But bros eeeeehm, if you really want to enjoy this particular breed the best way is to smoke it dry after garnishing with seasoning, salt and pepper. it can also go well as pepper soup sha, but when left for too long it gets too soft. just invite me when you're done.
Don't worry I will come along with fresh chilled palm wine ;DI

OK Na.. e don happen again oo....

password:- snake

Destination:- front page

Super moderator in charge:- LALASTIC LALA

Time taken to hit front page:- shoot at sight.. sorry I meant post at sight

people's reaction:

1. people like me who eat snakes:- O boy yeeee!!! see correct meat or food don ready

2. animal right activists:- Nigerians are way too backward. they don't know how to preserve nature. My brother e no concern us o. we don chop we don chop.

3. The "fear fear" club:- eeeeeew!!! now you're gonna make me puke. I can't believe people eat this scary thing. Gush, Nigerians can eat anything.

oya Na... WAR START!!!!

silvermania:
When a guy is cute he's cute no need of applying foundation or woreva but our ladies can't go without a makeover, ladies y can't u be natural for a minute? Ukpa

ukpa eeeee!!!

k

Charity they say begins at home. Okoro-ewu as one of my IBO friend call him, please concentrate on Imo state governance and bring the dividends of democracy to your people instead of all this your display of mad.ness. that was how you bought only one Christmas tree for 600m naira last year. His major problem seems to be that of misplaced priority though

obailala:
Straight to pot?

No skinning first?

i guess its gonna be parboiled so as to make the scales soft for peeling after which it will be butchered. BTW thats a night adder. tastes really good

yeah. its all over the local stations. journey well Umogun!!!

i see

Suigeneris93:
wicked!

Yeah I'l term it necessary wickedness. Plus e come be government school join. that na correct 'license to kill'

That number 9 made me remember the day we the prefects were whipped in front of everybody at the assembly ground because it rained the previous night and everywhere littered with leaves. omo. come see how guys back dey bleed because it was guys on their backs and girls on their palms. But immediately after the punishment eeeehm, all the junior students die wake up

Guy why u wicked like this Na? see how you just dey expose secrets.... But anyway it works for both sexes.
Guys!! let's too pick up our girlfriends' phones and text " He finally got me pregnant" to her best female friend, And if the reply is "which of them"? then e don set too be that.

"the pric*k never goes to a dry war" for it must come out moist

Pontaboki:
Nwachineke!!

yes ooo!! I'm proudly God's own child

Pontaboki:
Nwafor!!!

lols... why in gworo's name are u Nwaforing me??

adenine02:
can your fada do

I don't know why Nigerians are like this. You don't want anybody to play with our aboki president but you were here in this country when Patience Jonathan was turned to an object of public ridicule.
my friend! anything good for Greece is also good for Uganda... we are going to play with the gworo chewing mallam till his ass is kicked out of aso rock

Ariz o kuompatriot Nijiriya kuol obey to serb our pather land witi lob and sitrenght and paith the labour op our heroes fast shall neba be in bain to serb with heart and might one nation bound in predom fiss and unity......

Ariz o kuompatriot Nijiriya kuol obey to serb our pather land witi lob and sitrenght and paith the labour op our heroes fast shall neba be in bain to serb with heart and might one nation bound in predom fiss and unity......

bros clap for yourself. Only if this your so called epic response can fetch me fuel to run my gen this heat laden nyt.
devil punish APC
may demons baptize NEPA
and finally may broken bottle be used to shave fashola's blokooos

sinkhole:
U make me laugh small NIMET na like many Nigerian men of God, they only predict when the event has already happened

your are right jhoor... imagine simply because 2015 rains started quite early the mofos predicted that Nigerians should expect more rains than the torrents of 2014. But lo and behold precipitation for 2015 became far less than 2014.

I think Nimet should just stfu. Responsible meteorological stations forecast and thus people are preinformed of the impending conditions. but what do we get in Naija? they simply sit and laze around in their offices coupled with the lack of modern meteorological equipment and wait for the weather to unfold whatever it has in store before they come out to shout. most times they use the present to guess d future and end up failing woefully.

your list is cool but I think these guys also make good screen couples... "Mr. Ibu and Ada Ameh" "Victor Usuagwu and Chinyere Wilfred" "Nkem Owoh and Patience Ozokwor"

hmmmmm... Solid Jamb question

please which of the Judas are they talking about? if its the "Judas of Ubima" I no gree ooo... lol

I beg to differ on many peoples conclusion that the man is a patriot, a hero and the likes.
The man confessed that his son has been a thief for a long. time, he didn't report. The only reason he reported now is because of the bullet wounds which hospitals refused to treat because of lack of police report. therefore Mr. Arogoy to me has done nothing spectacular. He only acted out of fear of loosing his son to the bullet wounds.
And for the fooooolish police report that said the robbers armed with broken bottles knives etc opened fire on them?? hmmmm they should "continu" lieing. that's how they kill innocent civilians and cover it up that they shot in self defense.

Ray360:
hahahaha! especially in Hall 3.

yes ooo... but truth be told I think hall 4 guys use hot plates more.... I for one got hall 3 and 4 twice throughout my stay even if they were my temporary base because I had a permanent base at "Ekoso" kingdom... Hall 4 guys can cook I swear

"Hide your porter hot plate is coming" this was usually a warning sound for all those cooking with hot plates to hide them because the potters are around.

kikikiki!!!! I thought you guys said he was a lion? Does a lion's supremacy ever ends in the forest?? the tsetse fly of the land of Ubima indeed