Falz come and carry your father ooooo? Make e no be like say na yhur music money e go take do bailout??

Topeakintola:
An Igbo proverb states that:

The child that will not let his mother sleep will also experience insomnia

As a typical IPOB man, he will first do what Fela referred to as - Shakara Oloje

After making noise and jumping up and down, he will then calm himself down and face the reality of his pathetic situation.

By the time the zoo has finished the reformatting process in his IPObian brain, Kanue will make the Nigerian National Anthem as his daily Lords prayer

Useless terrorist!

God bless the great country- Nigeria

I swear I laff I wan faint bros yhu brutal oooo! Na finish him u do am

;DWhen you hammer from nairabet for the first tym and they say yhu can't use the money for sometin good

greatness22:
In Jesus voice, **it is finished** ....And the husband is smilling. Lolzz,

I swear I don die with laff!!! Yhu wicked

Am sure she shud be 75years if not the matured men dat did dis to the breast must be arrested

Ishilove:

It is not just a fashion accessory my dear, it is a necessity!! Ha! We can't fit everything into our pockets like you men na.

Contents of a woman's bag usually include her phone(s),

pens (I carry pens anywhere I go),

jotter/handbook (peculiar to me),

phone charger,

powerbank,

make up bag (in my case just lip gloss),

face powder, hand mirror,

earpiece (my phones),

Tissue paper

the occasional novel (peculiar to me),

sanitary pad (all women),

comb,

hand fan for when the weather is hot, (me again)

slippers for when the we need to change from heels (I don't wear high heeled footwear but I know ladies who go around with extra-footwear),

purse/wallet

Anointing oil/holy water

Pocket bible

In addition, my sis carries her invoices around.

Various other nwongwo na gwongwo that are peculiar to individual women.

Now, uboma, tell me how we can possibly fit all these into our back pockets??

Kai! I fear yhu aunty!

Hehehehehehhehehehehehe cuming from the person with a wealthy catch! Okay! Seen!!

Ekiti360:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/i-robbed-people-to-build-house-raise-family-says-suspected-car-snatcher/

Lmao!!!! Kai!

Dollarjunkie:
Look at how they'd cut their hairs... Check out upcoming artists in naija, they'll be on dirty dreadlocks with 100naira aboki necklace abi na dog chain

Bros biko are yhu related to ben murray bruce Or omojuwa Cuz this one na finish him (mortal kombat) yhu do for naija artistes

Dollarjunkie:
Look at how they'd cut their hairs... Check out upcoming artists in naija, they'll be on dirty dreadlocks with 100naira aboki necklace abi na dog chain

Bros biko are yhu related to ben murray bruce Or omojuwa Cuz this one na finish him (mortal kombat) yhu do for naija artistes

ernie1234:
This lady looks pretty when much younger but now...........I wonder what has gone out her

.

Yhu took the words out of my mouth

ernie1234:
This lady looks pretty when much younger but now...........I wonder what has gone out her

.

Yhu took the words out of my mouth