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alberto2k:
Dude how many u basket of fried weed u don smoke 2day

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

alberto2k:
Idle minds can be deceitful

tosyne2much:
I mean you should space your work. It's too jam-packed

tosyne2much:
Nice one Psalmwise but why not insert line breaking ?

KingTom:

KingTom:
Yes boss!

KingTom:
say psalmwise don commit e-suicide

taiocol:
guy you and mikel who slow pass

evanscheck:
Ask buhari wat his opinion wud be on this matter

KingTom:
I for shout oh

KingTom:
Bros you never deactivate?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Your opinion has been duly noted. But there is nothing you can do about it.

You can now shift!

Madam glamour

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KingTom:
Baba see this small pikin o, e wan play with hin elder prick? I go show am say_{Ijebu man no dey tire for bed}

yawns

Kingklent:
what's wrong with you which zoo did you escape from

Kingklent:
hehehe u don't ur realized ur pman only married ur mum because that the only way he could escape going to jail rusty trombone

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

toykathy:
meat ke? I no kari meat come o na only coke dey.