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Missy89:
Loser: He hasn't seen a girl unclad before apart from porn and magazines. He cant ask a girl out and still lives with his parent even after college

[s]Sex Starved: He doesn't have a girlfriend and needs something to look at when applying the soap or Vaseline

Creep : He is a creepy individual and gets his kick by storing girls nude picture on his phone (so he can brag to his loser peers)

Immaturity: He thinks the girl does not love him if she hasn't sent one
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Girls add yours!

Wow i bet this babe no fit be 1stclass or 2ndclass upper student.....come u no sabi book oo......ahnahn see as ur reasons just dey boring, u no do research atall, u jez feelik make u sef belong...

SMH



BTW it been long have seen onemansquad comment on a thread..., bros show face o, seems you have been ghosting dis days me

May The Good God grant heal her, Only God is the best Doctor, I pray he visits her with his healing hand,and grant her quick recovery,Amen.

IAMGEJ:
Bro... A player wil do no Sh*t. Laundry? Then you are no longer a player but a slave to p**sy

hmm...
You said so...,das ur tot/belive....well anyow sha

Ezibless:
A guy actually listed those stuffs?

Surely,there is hope!

There has always been hope, hope only works those who are lucky and patient enough

Bros u bad ooo...I near fall wen I see dis ya post oo...
E funny die

say the truth you are a HE pretending to be a SHE......Jez watch your back NPG's are watching you

kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

1miccza:
Hahahahahaha ok bros i now understand completely,thanks for enlightening me

1miccza:
Now i don't agree completely with you cos any guy with a motive can pretend to do all of this till he achieves his aim

]Those are the qualities of a husband material, nt qualities of a good husband, anybody can pretend to be anything. soooo

IAMGEJ:
U go branch heaven wedA YOU go see ur man oh... Cus em don finish for earth

stcheeeeew(hisses in ibadan) i can do all that whats there, even a player sef can even go extramiles by doing all dat

Hmm...,iz tue sha, common thing about them is dat most of them are talkative, in fact if i use a nairaland term to describe term itywould be derailers...they divert from the course they are teaching to another opposite topic...
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He's a goodlistner
Hez always ready to listen(pretend to listen) to her stories, even though are blabbiong doesnt make any sense or meaning, he would always listening attentively and give are the required comments(wow, thats nice, hmmm, really etc)

He takes you anywhere
He doesn't prevent her from going out with him even to the bar or watch football with him.


Kitchen Assistant
He assists you in the kitchen, by washing the dishes with you, cooks for you attimes etc . If your yoruba boyfrend can pound yam for you or Igbo Fiancee can pound FuFU for you, meen forgerit, he is Mr right Please stick to such guy.

Laundry Assistant
This is the greatest quality although somepeople call such guys dumb, but its still part of it, if the guy can washcloths with you then no doubt he's the one.........Note it shouldn't be on every occassion or you packing all her cloth jez maybe you doing the washing and him doing the rinsing or spreading.
Although i cant wash cloth for my babe ooo ...,my love no reach that side, cos i hate washing





#PsalmWise TheJollyGoodFellow#

Lamispaco:
Has anyone checked ggrin and mirexxx signatures



Thou shall not mention me

Well am not suppose to take d OP serious hez joking , dis the jokes section

Based on the number of s/he nairalanders that are springing up daily looking for attention that is not necesary, and also having observed the online personality of those who have been caught/busted or are still reprimanded as suspect by the long hand of the Nairaland Patrol Group(NPG), have been able to observe some characteristics that is peculiar to this new species of Nairalanders, who I hope would go extinct very soon.



#1. The Profile picture: There is always a picture on their profile. The profile picture of a S|He monicker is always decorated with pictures of beautiful girls, they make sure their profile pictures attract attention, making them use picture of sexy and pretty ladies, to get the required attention.


#2. Prefered Section: A typical S|he nairalander prefers the romance section because that's where desired volume of attention, some make use of d sexuality section.
3# Creation of threads: They never create sensible topics, their topics usually ranges from, I need a fvck mate or topics such as I love big D**ks. Others try other attention seeking threads like bashing of other nairalanders.


#4 Derailers: This one is common among them, you see them abuse anyone that crosses their path, anybdy that tries correcting is in for it, because they make sure they wash u with insult,(have personally witness lot of that). Most of them are always very aggressive.


#5 Time of registration: Their time of registration is not always up to one year, most of them either got registered around February2015, January2015. Or december 2014, within a month of registration they able to get lots of likes and become popular around romance section. Their Nairaland age atmost is one year.


#6 Monickers: They bear monickers that you can easily remember, Sexy, pweety, lovable monickers.
Note: The user of a fake monicker would quote anybdy that mentions them, anybody...., They Quote any mention, which I guess is not a typical attitude of a real Female Monicker. They re known to quote even smileys.



The Sole aim of a fake monickerian is too gain attention, lots of attention, and become Celeb's on nairaland overnight.

No bashing pls...,Feel free to add yours

LogoDwhiz....I see uo oo...hope u enjoying wats happening here...ayshow swt pass dis plc oo