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Bros SHE-HE dey try grit u nah...

jacksparrow1207:
Hehehehe. Dude, its obvious, yur insane

Bully Can a girl bully a guy sha...,ontop NL for that matter...

oluwasunshine:
The most reason i hate nairaland most is that 75% of people there dont even know they are mature[sorry 2 say]. It may be because of ethnic,tribe,political party majorly but as a matter of fact this is not good . The section this things happens majorly is sport,romance and politics. Ur view about that palz

Why did some nairalanders especially male always Abuses
Bros that vocabulary wey u use do topic get as e be ooo Try relook am ...before eagle eyed beings see am...u knw times have changed..

Back to d topic...#am cuming let me go and read it

wanted to be an aeronautic engr cos i use to repair paper planes

naijaboiy:
This is how you know when the thing pain them for neck

But nobody mention any moniker now

wristwatch:
Thanks tosyne.

Where I don't understand ladies perhaps nairaland babes is their contradictory attitude. YOU DONT ASK GUYS FOR MONEY and U CANT DATE BROKE GUYS.

i rather commit suicide dan kill my sef........type of statement

ThankGod we finally made front page....

Kachisbarbie:
Welcome!
 
Welcome, to our year of light, of continuity, of amazing blazing glory.
Things can only get better.
 
 
Have you ever been in that position where it felt like you have found that one person who means much more than a lot to you?
 
Have you ever thought of yourself as "in love?"
Like there couldn't possibly be anywhere you'd wanna be in the universe except in the arms of your loved one?
He spoils you silly with love and you feel like, before you, after you, beyond you, nothing else matters, just you.
 
And then all of a sudden --- you find yourself soliloquizing in the lines below;
 
How does a person love up on someone so much only for them to give you the cold treatment just after you decide to love them back, perhaps even more than they showed you? 
 
How can someone who had all the time in the world for you suddenly become busy and unlovely and unloveable?
 
Somehow, you know the individual doesn't despise you, but as is obvious, their action(s) doesn't quite measure up.
 
Now, there are two things involved here:-
 
Either that person has become plain disinterested in you and is actually giving you the green light to move on with your life 
 
Or 
 
Maybe, just maybe, it's about time you pursued them too; maybe it's time you loved up on them - more.
 
So, I want to make a proposal; as we all know --- life is a teacher, like Jim Palmer would say - "there's twice as much we don't know, than we do know". 
Granted, I'm yet to get past my confuzzlement on why the male folk especially, lead ladies on to a certain extent only to turn them into bundles of insecurity, all the same:- 
 
My proposal goes thus:-
 
- I'd like for us to re-adjust our definition of love.

- Let's operate from this base of understanding that beyond the frills and thrills, underlying and over the top excitement; Love Is A Decision.

- It's about time we turned on our humanity towards our partner.
 
Loving and our emotions are something else, simply out of this world. I've heard people reduce love to chemical equations and mere release of hormones into the human brain and all I literally do is just shake my head.
Some, have even tried to calculate love by overly using their brain, in a bid to avoid being friendzoned  or outrightly fooled.
In my sojourn though, I've found that you'll fall for whom you'll fall for and you'll get bored if you'll get bored.
 
We could do without overly mathematicalizing love.

Ultimately, we ought to be proactive. 
When the boredom comes; owh trust me, it will.
When the attraction becomes less; When there's absolutely little or nothing to talk about; 
What measures do we take to spark it all up again?
This would normally require us going beyond ourselves, and ego, maybe. But with the right person, it's worth it, I think.
If he doesn't call you as usual, call him.
If he fails to say I love you and those sweet nothings you like to hear, say it to him.
If he doesn't ask about your loved ones, your family, your career and your circumstances, ask about his.
If he doesn't buy you those thoughtful gifts anymore like he used to, please go out of your way and get some for him.
 
If you really love that guy AND YOU THINK HE IS WORTH IT, despite his below par performance, love up on your man, love him, not because you are desperate - no, no; not as a means to manipulate him into doing your biddings [i] mbanu (no),[/i]let your actions towards him flow from a pure heart, as much as you can, give your best into the relationship without expecting so much.
 
 
"But Adannaya, what if he doesn't reciprocate, what if I genuinely get tired and I just need to break it off with him"
 
^^^ Always follow your heart, be sure you're being guided by your inner light --- by that feeling that's real, deep inside you.
 
Remember, patience is a virtue and there's really nothing like certainty in a relationship that is built to last.
 
Perhaps, one of the greatest lessons we can learn during this season, as we usher in the New Year is that, Giving is the best form of receiving.


To the guys reading this, a friend shared this text with me as shared by Kanye West via his twitter account --- you might be inspired
 
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To our dear readers;

If you're inspired by this write up, please share with your friends, and as always, your comments are most welcome
 

http://mizmycolimusings..com/2015/01/ladies-before-you-finally-give-up-on.html

share ke...dis tin blik article wey dem dey write for punch news paper...ow persn wan patienct read all dis...cos i knw say 80% of d people wey dey dis thread no go read wetin u write bfor dm comment thier comment.....even the ladies dat its meant for would have already broken up befor dem read dis ur article finish...



Shuo...i doff hat ooo

Tags logoDwhiz,buoye1, make una cum read wetin ur gf dey plan for una ooo

lolx ;Du better no let dem tag u misogynist

englishmart:
even for #1,000,000. I won't read this novel

naijaboiy:
So why you carry this matter on top your head like this?
Shebi na for fun

d guy jez lik attention ni joor

Was it stated in d thread dat if u read the post u wud get payed for reading...,

Movesz:
So do you mean if I go to the bank and tell the girl at the counter all this pieces of poo..will it add 000,000 to my #500,000??


I think some NL guys have an obsessive nature..


Make una leave this girls in peace..we know there type e no reach to they disturb una self everyday..

If you need gf or wife drop your phone and go somewhere

At the end of the day this poo go make Fp oo.
Odikwa

Yareey:
You talk as if men have high standards. All she needs to have is tits and ass big enough to grab
Why would you go outside and cut grass when you can go to a bar or club smile/flirt with a random nigga and have him walk behind you like a puppy all night.

I only see on this forum men acting as if they are in control of the dating game.

Walk behind u like...u already said it all ...,das wen d relationship involves fuckmate nt soulmate....and btw sef who else as been in control of d dating other than d guys...

Men get standards Guys get class..., Only A runs girl see all guys abi men as one cos shez being paid for d service offered...


BTW sef only runs girl does dis statement apply to....when you can go to a bar or club smile/flirt with a random nigga and have him walk behind you like a puppy all night.

WTF...,u wanna bcum a pilot

vjsmiles:
STILL MAKE USE OF IT

Everybody I guess would have one day come in contact with this home made Toy...,we even designed dem

tosyne2much:
Tell me 20 Characteristics of Nairaland guys and I will tell you 1. 000 characteristics of Nairaland ladies

guy go creat thread on them joor 50 characteristics of nairaland girls....

koolet:
You've been dating this guy for a couple of
months now. You really like him. You like him
so much, you're afraid to screw it up.
Sometimes we do that because we get over-
anxious and tend to come off needy, clingy or
annoying. Refrain from being that spaz of a
girl. Instead, read on for our tips on how to
win his heart -- and how to be a good
girlfriend.
1.BE A GOOD COOK:as the saying goes the way to a man's heart is his stomach, if with you hes got one less problem to face, then it should be food, especially when you can cook many varieties of food he'll think of you as him mum then click..., you have his heart....

2. Wear Lingerie(be femanine)
Yes, it's that easy. Lingerie was obviously
created for men, not women. In fact,
sometimes all that lace and leather itches. If
you want to turn him on, go ahead and put
something super-sexy on. Just do it tastefully,
or you'll just look like a tramp. And you can't
win a man's heart if you're a tramp.

3. Know the Score
Most men are into sports. Are you a sports
fan? If not, familiarize yourself a tad with his
favorite team or sport so you can contribute to
the conversation when he starts talking balls
and video-games. No, you won't be changing who
you are by just knowing a thing or two – we're
not telling you to lie and pretend you know
everything about baseball. Just have something
to say about it. He'll be ultra-impressed
4.DONT BE TOO SELECTIVE
We polled some men and the majority of them
said it's hot to see a woman who likes to
indulge in burgers, fries and buffalo wings peas and junk foods,
Granted, a lady should never overdo it and
must always eat politely, but the fact that you
can hold your own and eat just like a man
(well, almost like one) can be hot. being selective would scares him..

5. Give Him Freedom
If you really want to win his heart, lay off a
little. Don't be that girl who's always keeping
tabs on her man and not allowing him to hang
out with his friends. Don't be attached to his
hip. That way, it will give him an opportunity
to miss you. Not to mention that his friends
will love you for it, which brings us to our next
point...

6. Be humble to His
Friends
You think only ladies talk? No way. Boys talk
just as much as we do. And to top it all off,
men can be way more impressionable than
women. They listen to what their friends say. If
you want to get in good with your boyfriend,
get in good with his buddies. They'll boast
about how cool you are and that will be
permanently ingrained in his brain.

7. Meet his Parents and siblings
If you are the type of girl he would love to
bring home to meet mom and dad, you're in
luck. You're almost there. You'll know you
have his heart after you meet his folks and
they give him the okay. Most men are like
women – they want a life of bliss, the kind of
bliss where family gatherings are fun, friendly
and fabulous. When you meet the parents, be
your charming self.

8. Maintain Your
Fabulous Self
Do you ever see those women (hoping you're
not one of them) who, when they fall in love
or meet a man, lose themselves? They forget
who they are, stop engaging in hobbies, let go
of their social lives. It's sad really. Just because
you've found a man, doesn't mean you should
lose yourself.
Maintain your life and all of the great things
you were doing when he met you. Odds are,
that's what attracted him in the first place.
Don't lose yourself, so he'll always remember
what he fell in love with.

9. Learn to Forgive
...To a certain extent, that is. We're not saying
to forgive and forget the horrible stuff, but try
not to sweat the small stuff. If he forgets to do
the dishes, okay, discuss it. But don't become
the man's mother and scold him for missed
chores and being late. He'll likely get annoyed,
and the worst part is, some of those mistakes
were probably not on purpose.

10. Make Him laugh
One key to a man's heart has a lot to do with
giving him lots of chuckles. If you can be the
beautiful, nice girl he adores and make him
laugh, you're golden. Laughter means
happiness and happiness will open up hearts
like you wouldn't believe.

11.CARE
always let him know you care, when he does, you become his N01 abode when men are worried they become powerless being there for him when he's weak makes you his hero....

@itskooolet

I guess number 7 is nt a key to a mans heart...if u lik meet hez ancestors and all d orisha's in their compound u no key anything instead e go hate...,and if u cum marry ...,u in for alot of trouble... $walks out

Recover or Recovering ...jex asking thou?

simplemach:
The name make sense na, wetin do am?

Maintenance whatsup

While I was still doing my Supervised Clinical Experience(SEC) In one Comprehensive health centre located sumwhere in Ondo State, I came across a patient casenote...And found this funny looking name there. Does the name look right? or is it fit for an human...

Fatalveli:
Kid, what 're you doing here

Am lookiing for my mommy...did u see her